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OxyDust
2008-12-28, 15:47
I can never seem to make it past making out with a female and i don't know why. Maybe i just don't have enough game (although i do have some game). :-)

These were taken about a year ago:
*edit by jackketch 1. we don't do 'rate me' threads, even thinly disguised ones. 2.You're a fucking ginger and therefore will die a virgin. 3.Don't post pictures of gingers on this forum. Meat spin and goatse I can take, even the odd burned baby, but somethings are beyond that line and gingers are way over anyone's line. Dye your disgusting mutant hair to a normal colour or wear a paper bag over your head, freak.

I am always catching girls checking me out so i know i'm not ugly. Any tips on getting more "game"?

m0rph
2008-12-28, 16:15
<rage>

Step 1:
Don't be such a pussy. "You're cute" and other blatant shit like that = Scores you huge mother fucking points, just go deep man - what the fuck have you got to lose?

Step 2:
Google S.N.A.G, you will research this until your eyes fucking bleed, you conform to this and you will fucking like it, otherwise you will be flying solo for a long time, dickshitter.

Step 3:
Find a woman, preferably self depressed until you develop more confidence and you feel up for the hotter bitches.

Step 4:
Learn how to be a suave, goal orientated cunt on msn and myspace to the previously mentioned woman. Use some god damn mother fucking intelligence, include correct grammar and shit like that, always compliment her. If she doesn't like it, she doesn't like it and you will either get rejected, or friend zoned - but friend zoned bitches crave the dick anyway, so just ignore her until she comes back then clearly state what you want motherfucker. Remember, Pussy is your goal, but act like it's not.

Step 5:
Meet and greet, employ your suave cunt tactics previously used on MSN, that's right - it's time to use some god damn social engineering skills geek, and all that time spent in your god damn room running instances for level 12's on WoW means shit to you now. Be smooth, be cool, be nice.


It doesn't matter if you're ugly as fuck and if your dick is 4 inches - be nice, suave, and master the twisted maze that is a woman. Honestly, research this shit. Sitting around beating off in your dimly lit room is going to get you fucking nowhere, don't come here delivering meager excuses about how ugly you look and how the bitches dislike you. Christ, Totse bro, not Emotse.

</rage>

Zok
2008-12-28, 16:18
What tends to happen after the make out stage? What prevents things from going further?

I don't think it's got anything to do with your looks. Of course, I rarely say that the guy/girl is "too ugly" - there's always someone just as ugly who's willing to have sex with them. Everyone can get ass when they play their cards right (I'm not calling you I'm just saying that even if you were ugly, you could still get ass).

So what happens?

Edit: And as far as what m0rph said - (s)he's right. Guys without any confidence in themselves is a huge turnoff for girls. You must have confidence in yourself if you want the girl to have any confidence in you...

delerium tremens
2008-12-28, 16:44
It's coz your a ginger, retard. How many girls go after gyppos? none, and gingers are worse than gypsies. Now get yourself a vasectomy for the sake of future generation.

dagothnonlik
2008-12-28, 16:45
Any tips on getting more "game"?

your not homosexual. stop acting like you are

Chichi
2008-12-28, 17:44
Ginger. :mad:

Fanta pants. :mad:

Ranga pubes. :mad:

Fire crotch. :mad:

Red nuts. :mad:

arquin
2008-12-28, 17:49
Ginger. :mad:

Fanta pants. :mad:

Ranga pubes. :mad:

Fire crotch. :mad:

Red nuts. :mad:

Don't forget kegger.