So for MY xmas present this year, my girlfriend got creative. She bought me Crank on Blu-ray, and we watched it on christmas day. But then it got interesting. She gave me head until i had a nice boner, then sat down on me like we were fucking (i was inside her, she just wasn't moving.) So she told me that I would have to last to a certain part. OMG. I made it 20 minutes without giving in to the urge to thrust, but it was 20 minutes of pure amazingness. Then we had sex, and i came harder than i ever have before. So, to all the females of totse, DO THIS.

p.s I believe it is called tantric sex? I'm not positive on that, so correct me if i'm wrong.

Oh my god, 20 minutes. SO tantric.

Oh my god, 20 minutes. SO tantric.

I'm sorry, oh sex god, for not lasting 48 hours like you would! Oh, please forgive me!.... Douchebag.

I'm sorry, oh sex god, for not lasting 48 hours like you would! Oh, please forgive me!.... Douchebag.

good post new arrival:)

So she told me that I would have to last to a certain part.Well, what would she do if you started thrusting? Not like she could give you some domestic violence, but if she could, you're a fucking faggot.

at least he has "tantric sex" while watching Crank. It's something you, Nummy, will never experience with the girls who's numbers you cannot get.

edit: faggot

Well, what would she do if you started thrusting? Not like she could give you some domestic violence, but if she could, you're a fucking faggot.

Meh. At first, I was tempted to, but i kinda liked the whole patience-game idea. And no, she's not gonna kick my ass. I'm 6'2" 220. She's 5'3" 115.


Edit: Am i using the term "Tantric sex" correctly? Or does it mean something completely different?

The most amazingly pointless thread ever ffs

Meh. At first, I was tempted to, but i kinda liked the whole patience-game idea. And no, she's not gonna kick my ass. I'm 6'2" 220. She's 5'3" 115.


Edit: Am i using the term "Tantric sex" correctly? Or does it mean something completely different?

I'd say you're using it well.

My understanding is that its more focused on the moment, rather than the orgasm.. other than that, its pretty up in the air

The most amazingly pointless thread ever ffs

Uh, how so? I started this thread to see if anyone else had tried this before/give it as a suggestion to those who haven't. It's better than some of the other threads on this page..

So for MY xmas present this year, my girlfriend got creative. She bought me Crank on Blu-ray, and we watched it on christmas day. But then it got interesting. She gave me head until i had a nice boner, then sat down on me like we were fucking (i was inside her, she just wasn't moving.) So she told me that I would have to last to a certain part. OMG. I made it 20 minutes without giving in to the urge to thrust, but it was 20 minutes of pure amazingness. Then we had sex, and i came harder than i ever have before. So, to all the females of totse, DO THIS.

p.s I believe it is called tantric sex? I'm not positive on that, so correct me if i'm wrong.

It was the public sex part wasn't it?

i just got a blow job from my dog

i just got a blow job from my dog

Yet again, why acolytes get so much shit.

Nah,the public sex is like 40 mins into the movie. It was right around the part where he crashes his car in the mall. Then i couldn't take it anymore and had to start thrusting. :o

You got laid.

Lucky you.

But you aren't a mod or an admin so you don't get to make a thread about it UNLESS it is something really interesting/unusual/sick or you include pics.