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mrpips562
2008-12-29, 06:17
Ok so i have been making anywhere from $500 to 1500 a week from craigslist.
How you ask?
easy this is what i do,
place some ads on craigslist pretending to sell some high dollar electronics,
Laptops work well.
What you want is those nigger Nigerians to respond to your add with
there line off bullshit saying they want send you a money order and ship
it to them blah blahblah.
anyways its not hard almost every other respond i get is from these monkey fucks
trying to pull a fast one on me. so what i do is tell them what
they want to hear, etc
they send me a money order (which is bogas but look dam good)
to a empty house buy mine, once they arrive i go to the
park buy my pad and hit up the drunk bums roaming the park.
i ask if they could help me out and cash it, and break them
off a chunk for doing so.
last week i got a check for $1100 broke off the bum a hundred
for cashing it, everyones happy.
IF YOU POST IT THEY WILL COME.....
And they will, I'm getting checks in all
amounts coming every other day...
HAVE FUN....

grusomhat
2008-12-29, 06:47
You mind trying that again but you know, actually making sense?

God Like
2008-12-29, 07:07
i believe he is giving a tutorial on how to send your goods away and receive no money.

mrpips562
2008-12-29, 07:37
You mind trying that again but you know, actually making sense?
What are you Fucking Retarded?
Can you not read? what a Lame:rolleyes:

mrpips562
2008-12-29, 07:39
i believe he is giving a tutorial on how to send your goods away and receive no money.Ya Bro, thats what im trying to do, Fucking Lame:rolleyes:

God Like
2008-12-29, 11:20
you are the disease killing money money money:mad:

twotimintim
2008-12-29, 11:27
this almsot half belongs in Bad Ideas....props if it works though, If the cheques bounce, you can't get in trouble for not shipping the laptop....etc

newbwhowants2
2008-12-29, 15:36
i'm impressed. where do you cash them if you dont mind me asking?

grusomhat
2008-12-29, 19:12
Now that I can actually understand the crap that you wrote.

Moving to BI.

berumen94
2008-12-29, 19:19
if it works nice job
seems like it would, unless the bum just takes off with all of your money. in which case just start over and use a different bum next time

redjoker
2008-12-29, 19:38
Good post OP. Too bad most of the people here are too fucking stupid to do even this. This method is by far the safest and easiest way to start out in counterfeiting. You don't have to make anything and you don't have to try and rip off any banks or businesses.

RelapseTreatment
2008-12-30, 00:38
Wait, what?

kometkid
2008-12-30, 01:37
I have no clue as to what just happened.

purplecheeser
2008-12-30, 02:02
you could do this, but do you plan on opening a fake bank account and cashing? because if you try to cash out with your personal account you will get fucked.

Ive gotten checks from craiglist and some were fake. I always checked to see if they were valid before putting them in the account or cashing them. Because when they get processed and they find out its fake, your credit goes down the shitter, and you might possible fraud. Depends though.

maskedstranger
2008-12-31, 00:52
Wait can a money order be cashed in a convenience store? Like one of those check cashing places? As I dont expect a bum to have a bank account...


I have a fake money order lying around, as well as one of those poorly written instructions on what to do and where to send the extra lol

slim-ov-derby
2008-12-31, 01:19
Ha too late faggot, I told everyone in BI how to do this months ago, except I made more sense.

It is a good method though, very quick too.

Also it doesn'thave to be a bum, if you have friends who have shitty credit you can get them to do it as well; they won't give a fuck about going red.

The cheques will ALWAYS bounce as well, but they will go through. Wh ythe hell do you think you'd cash them in yourself to your accounts though?

If you had a few anon bank accounts you could do it all yourself easily.


When I had no middle man I DEMANDED cash and nothing else, in the end they gave in and sent some counterfeit cash, which I just got laundered at my local market and petrol stations. They do still send cash in the hopes that you give them back when they ask for a refund is not going to be the same fake shit that they gave you; that's their aim. You just don't send em shit.

PS purplecheeser, help me get verified on faka; vouch for me lol.

libido
2009-01-03, 18:38
Ha too late faggot, I told everyone in BI how to do this months ago, except I made more sense.

It is a good method though, very quick too.

.

Slim, I looked I cant find the post you worte about his. I someone provide a link or just explain the method a little more clearly and in detail. I think I have the concept, but not positive.
Also, why would you need them to send it check to a drop location?

biggz-k24
2009-01-04, 17:50
Wouldn't the person cashing the check need to have an ID that matches the name on the check?

Sniper78
2009-01-04, 23:19
Wouldn't the person cashing the check need to have an ID that matches the name on the check?

Dude it's way too fucking easy. If they think you have an account there and shit they'll just be like hey well we have him in video surveillance who gives a fuck.

biggz-k24
2009-01-05, 06:25
Not at a bank, at a check cashing place. Money Mart?

Sorry if what I'm thinking isn't what the OP meant.

Also, Im not getting any scammer emails :(

mrpips562
2009-01-05, 11:53
you could do this, but do you plan on opening a fake bank account and cashing? because if you try to cash out with your personal account you will get fucked.

Ive gotten checks from craiglist and some were fake. I always checked to see if they were valid before putting them in the account or cashing them. Because when they get processed and they find out its fake, your credit goes down the shitter, and you might possible fraud. Depends though.I no the checks are fake thats ok.
I'm not looking too really sell anything to anybody, I'm targeting these Nigerian fuckers making them think i'm falling for there bullshit scams, they send me these
bogus money orders which look really good.
I then go to the park buy my house and find a bum to cash it for me,

mrpips562
2009-01-05, 12:01
Good post OP. Too bad most of the people here are too fucking stupid to do even this. This method is by far the safest and easiest way to start out in counterfeiting. You don't have to make anything and you don't have to try and rip off any banks or businesses.Very true, Way tooooo easy:rolleyes:

mrpips562
2009-01-05, 12:06
Wait can a money order be cashed in a convenience store? Like one of those check cashing places? As I dont expect a bum to have a bank account...


I have a fake money order lying around, as well as one of those poorly written instructions on what to do and where to send the extra lol

yes money orders can be cashed anywhere, find yourself a bum and have the stupid bastard cash it for you, break him off for helping you... Done Deal...

alooha from hell
2009-01-05, 13:02
Ok so i have been making anywhere from $500 to 1500 a week from craigslist.
How you ask?
easy this is what i do,
place some ads on craigslist pretending to sell some high dollar electronics,
Laptops work well.
What you want is those nigger Nigerians to respond to your add with
there line off bullshit saying they want send you a money order and ship
it to them blah blahblah.
anyways its not hard almost every other respond i get is from these monkey fucks
trying to pull a fast one on me. so what i do is tell them what
they want to hear, etc
they send me a money order (which is bogas but look dam good)
to a empty house buy mine, once they arrive i go to the
park buy my pad and hit up the drunk bums roaming the park.
i ask if they could help me out and cash it, and break them
off a chunk for doing so.
last week i got a check for $1100 broke off the bum a hundred
for cashing it, everyones happy.
IF YOU POST IT THEY WILL COME.....
And they will, I'm getting checks in all
amounts coming every other day...
HAVE FUN....
use the money you got for a fucking english 101 class.

Sniper78
2009-01-05, 15:47
Damn OP this is really a really good bad idea. One could also create their own money orders. It's just like the movie catch me if you can. I was like learning about this in accounting and basically that shit gets sent to like the fbi asap, but it's all said and done basically after the store owner fucks up. The check just goes into a large pile and local authorities keep an "eye out" Just don't do it at the same place twice.

GermanyOrFlorida
2009-01-05, 17:38
Do you really need a drop location? why?
Do you think a scammer would be weary about sending the cheque/money order to a PO Box?

legituser
2009-01-06, 00:22
Everytime i cash my check they always ask for I.D.

biggz-k24
2009-01-06, 22:00
Everytime i cash my check they always ask for I.D.

Where do you cash your check?
I think this would be a problem, wont the person's ID have to match the name on the check? OP please clarify.

chasejkj
2009-01-06, 22:23
Most of the people in here seem to have mental issues because u don't need a bank account to cash a check

TheGreenBastard
2009-01-06, 23:36
what bum has a bank account? Even if they did I doubt the bank teller would release the funds rite away if a bum walked in... Better but more evil way to cash em is to just start meeting new random people fat girls are good for this tell em you just moved into the city etc etc and you need a small favor ;)

legituser
2009-01-07, 00:24
Where do you cash your check?
I think this would be a problem, wont the person's ID have to match the name on the check? OP please clarify.

When i cash my check at my own bank and when i even have my bank i.d card they still ask for i.d of some sort.
So do all the check cashing places I've been too.

Most of the people in here seem to have mental issues because u don't need a bank account to cash a check

You need i.d that matches the name on the check. idiot.

Bukujutsu
2009-01-07, 06:45
I think this would be a problem, wont the person's ID have to match the name on the check? OP please clarify.

Fake ID? I should get one, I have so many great ideas for scams.

Wats Doing Boyz
2009-01-07, 11:53
Fake ID? I should get one, I have so many great ideas for scams.

Yeah it will have to match the name on the check and anyone that says otherwise is a fucking retard, yeah you shuld just ask around it isn't that hard to find someone that makes them.

fatkitty420
2009-01-07, 18:42
You guys are idiots.

If the check is made out and Adam Asshole and Adam endorses the check then anyone can cash it.

That means Adam Asshole writes his signature on the endorsement line located on the back of the check.

Then anyone can cash it because it is legally an open check now.

legituser
2009-01-07, 21:55
You guys are idiots.

If the check is made out and Adam Asshole and Adam endorses the check then anyone can cash it.

That means Adam Asshole writes his signature on the endorsement line located on the back of the check.

Then anyone can cash it because it is legally an open check now.

You still need i.d.

fatkitty420
2009-01-07, 22:35
You still need i.d.

Some places ask for I.D. and your thumb print but I've gotten away with cashing my parents checks by doing that. No attempt of I.D. verification was made.

Try places like Publix/Wal-Mart. Not sure if you still can but I used to do it all the time circa 3-4 years ago.

Bukujutsu
2009-01-07, 22:43
Some places ask for I.D. and your thumb print but I've gotten away with cashing my parents checks by doing that. No attempt of I.D. verification was made.

Try places like Publix/Wal-Mart. Not sure if you still can but I used to do it all the time circa 3-4 years ago.

Holy shit, a thumb print? Where the hell do they require that?

uncle_phil
2009-01-08, 02:06
My homeboy used to print fake checks, and I would try to cash them, but he couldn't duplicate the code well enough for it to go through the machine. I deposited them in accounts, and took out parts of amounts, even up to $200, LOL. But it wasn't a steadily flowing business. Matter fact, I just got a thread idea. I think fatkitty420 is a bitch. Not too many female bitches on here.

-James Avery

biggz-k24
2009-01-08, 02:25
My homeboy used to print fake checks, and I would try to cash them, but he couldn't duplicate the code well enough for it to go through the machine. I deposited them in accounts, and took out parts of amounts, even up to $200, LOL. But it wasn't a steadily flowing business. Matter fact, I just got a thread idea. I think fatpussy420 is a bitch. Not too many female bitches on here.

-James Avery

Maybe...Just maybe.

demonicMAGE!
2009-01-08, 09:38
jesus christ this makes no sense, could you please put it into english?

imcooooooooool
2009-01-08, 09:53
this is well thought out i like it but mines way is better :D

fatkitty420
2009-01-08, 17:36
Holy shit, a thumb print? Where the hell do they require that?

Banks and other large business type places ask for thumb prints on personal checks.

Next time you go to Bank of America (assuming you have your own bank account which you don't because no one here is over the age of 18 anyway) look for a small thin cube attached to the counter. If you pop the lid off it's Thumb Printing Ink. It's not real ink but a special kind just for checks. You thumb print the check then rub your fingers together and the ink rubs off.

I think fatkitty420 is a bitch. Not too many female bitches on here.

-James Avery

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legituser
2009-01-08, 20:27
Banks and other large business type places ask for thumb prints on personal checks.

Next time you go to Bank of America (assuming you have your own bank account which you don't because no one here is over the age of 18 anyway) look for a small thin cube attached to the counter. If you pop the lid off it's Thumb Printing Ink. It's not real ink but a special kind just for checks. You thumb print the check then rub your fingers together and the ink rubs off.



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You dont have to be over 18 to have your own bank account. I got mine at 16.

scovegner
2009-01-08, 20:44
You dont have to be over 18 to have your own bank account. I got mine at 16.

I got mine at 11 :confused:

legituser
2009-01-08, 20:49
I got mine at 11 :confused:

Yeah, i think i had a bank account around that age too, never put any money into it though so I didn't count it haha.

GermanyOrFlorida
2009-01-08, 22:13
I just started doing what the OP mentioned, and damn it's way easy to get these nigerians to reply to my ads.
I am having a hard time finding one that will send me counterfeit checks/money orders though. Most of them say they will paypal or money order, and just send me an email that looks like it came from western union or paypal saying they have payed me when they haven't.
How do I get the ones that will actually send me a fake money order/cheque?

mrpips562
2009-01-09, 08:07
I just started doing what the OP mentioned, and damn it's way easy to get these nigerians to reply to my ads.
I am having a hard time finding one that will send me counterfeit checks/money orders though. Most of them say they will paypal or money order, and just send me an email that looks like it came from western union or paypal saying they have payed me when they haven't.
How do I get the ones that will actually send me a fake money order/cheque?Just tell them what they want to hear, and as soon as the money order arrives you will head out to your bank have it cashed and ship there package out that same day, works every time.

Watcher1
2009-01-09, 10:19
Just tell them what they want to hear, and as soon as the money order arrives you will head out to your bank have it cashed and ship there package out that same day, works every time.

Why ship them anything? They're Nigerians, who're they going to complain too? Btw, how do your bums get around the i.d. thingy?