So my brother is 20 and he works making shit out of wood like chairs and shit. basically he lost his iPod so 'borrowed' mine (without asking) and took it to work so he could listen to some tunes. he managed to cover it in fucking glue which now wont come off and makes the click wheel thing not work properly and makes the ipod look like cheap shit.
To make things worse he has a habit of stealing bud from the box in my room which pisses me off.
So yea, if i confront him he will be pissed and kick off. i want to get him back somehow for all this shit. i would steal or smash some of his stuff but he doesnt own anything worth breaking because he is a dumb shit.
any ideas? what would u do?

put a lock on your door. Steal some cash off him

Put powdered glass in his food.

Put pins in his workboots.

1) Stop putting the weed in the box in your room. I recomend finding a good hiding spot for it, like a cut out book.

2) I second powdered glass.

3) Does he have a car? Slash his tires, poor paint on it, put superglue in the keyhole. Baking soda does wonders in car battery compartments. Put a firecracker in the muffler.

Him taking little bits of ganja isnt a huge problem, it's just frustrating. Moving it somewhere hidden is probably the best option for that.
And LOL at throwing paint on his car.. War would be ON if I did that.

An old fashioned shitler will do the trick! Don't wipe your ass or wash for a couple days, wait till he is asleep, shove your finger up your ass and wipe it under his nose. Revenge is sweet.

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Wood glue everything in his room & find a better spot for your weed. That would send the message home.

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I'm loving it!

haha at first i thought this was gonna be another sister drunk thing.

I would definetly make sure he didnt know u did it cuz if hes bigger than u hes just gonna beat ur ass.

Take him out for dinner and buy him a cd or something nice, maybe a magazine.

Your brother is going to kick your ass btw.

Wood glue everything in his room & find a better spot for your weed. That would send the message home.

That.^

"Borrow" his girlfriend (and forget to tell him) and bring her back with glue all over her..vagina.

Or just man up and punch him in the face.

"Hey you borrow my iPod?" "Ohhh yeah I forgot to tell you sorry" *PUNCH*
"You got glue all over it asshole"

ask him to buy a new one

Sucker punch him in the balls then move your weed to a different spot. Also but some decoy weed in your box and lace it with some bad stuff that will make him feel like shit. Or just teabag him.

if he got a car break a junk key off in ingnition or door locks put bolgna on the car overnight it will leave a dot every were becouse the perservitcves eat paint

Take him out for dinner and buy him a cd or something nice, maybe a magazine.
get some junk key break it off in door lock or ingnition better yet get some bolgna and throw it on his car and the perserviteswill eat the paint enuf to oleave pokadots on his car and if he has no car ask him out to eat some were tell him u r buying order eat go take a shit and sneak out and stick him with the bill if no cash he fuckedwhile he in jail rent his room out to a bum and let him shit and piss all over his room and bed jack off on his food his bed his girlfreind his mom even throw spunk on every thing he uses lol othere wise get a gun and cap his ass

Sucker punch him in the balls then move your weed to a different spot. Also but some decoy weed in your box and lace it with some bad stuff that will make him feel like shit. Or just teabag him.
shitty decoy weed = win

Stuff your weed up his butt when he's sleeping. He'll never suspect it's in his own rectum.

scrub your ass with his toothbrush and dont tell him.

scrub your ass with his toothbrush and dont tell him.

Good suggestion.

Go to store, buy a can of zip strip paint remover, fill shampoo bottles with it, burn his eyes/face off.

Make him pay for a new ipod and if he doesn't, fuck up some of his shit. Get a lock on your door.