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Bum Wax
2008-12-29, 14:22
Gio Goi, Henleys, Bench, Superdry, FCUK...

their medium sizes are too big to properly accentuate my buff physique but their small sizes are a little too tight to wear comfortably

Pringles
2008-12-29, 20:22
Faggot

SLice_760
2008-12-30, 00:23
Faggot

Bum Wax
2008-12-30, 19:18
Don't get hostile

it's not my fault you have to wear three-dollar tees from Wal-Mart

PoopAndBallsacks
2008-12-30, 23:22
Faggot

Green Tea is Good
2008-12-31, 01:32
i have a similar problem, i'm small for my age so i can never fucking find clothes that fit me. i always have to go back and forth betweeen kids and adults section :mad:

DarthVader77
2008-12-31, 02:45
hmmm, idk find different brands of shirts.


their medium sizes are too big to properly accentuate my buff physique

faggot

WritingANovel
2008-12-31, 06:03
..

their medium sizes are too big to properly accentuate my buff physique but their small sizes are a little too tight to wear comfortably

you wouldnt happen to have a massive upper body, would u

pyromaniac001
2008-12-31, 07:02
Am I doing it right?

cornbread
2008-12-31, 09:30
No, you have to use bold lettering like this. You were very close though, I'll give you that.

WritingANovel
2008-12-31, 13:58
Am I doing it right?

close enough my son, close enough

Bum Wax
2008-12-31, 16:17
hmmm, idk find different brands of shirts.

Yeah but other brands of shirts aren't as fashionable and so less desirable to me

mostly I resort to tight white tees but I could use a little more variety in my wardrobe

ArmsMerchant
2008-12-31, 20:08
OP, if your physique is so bucking fuff, don't wear shirts.

Problem solved.

Bum Wax
2009-01-01, 20:08
I tend to dispense with upper body clothing when at home as I like to look at myself in mirrors as I walk around

however a club would likely refuse me entry were my nipples on show

WritingANovel
2009-01-01, 20:12
I tend to dispense with upper body clothing when at home as I like to look at myself in mirrors as I walk around

That makes two of us.

edit: actually, you look at self in mirrors as you walk around? there must be like an assload of mirrors in your house...




however a club would likely refuse me entry were my nipples on show

I should think that with certain kinds of clubs they would hotly anticipate your entry, were your nipples on public display

Bum Wax
2009-01-01, 20:35
Yes my house is extensively mirrored

it reminds me to keep myself looking my best at all times

WritingANovel
2009-01-01, 20:48
Yes my house is extensively mirrored

it reminds me to keep myself looking my best at all times

Understandable. I would want to look good for someone like you, too.

p.s. to be a hair-splitting cunt, you probably meant to say, " be-mirrored", instead of "mirrored". Mirror= http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/mirror%5B2%5D which I dont think is what you meant. although to be fair "be-mirror" isn't a real word

Bum Wax
2009-01-01, 21:16
Well the context in which I used mirrored is colloquially accepted

also thanks very much sweetie

WritingANovel
2009-01-01, 21:39
Well the context in which I used mirrored is colloquially accepted



i should think that you are above that, bummy boi

WritingANovel
2009-01-02, 02:56
Don't get hostile

it's not my fault you have to wear three-dollar tees from Wal-Mart

Maybe not; although I am sure he would be justified to say that it was your fault that all the ladies have fallen in love with you

Sentinel
2009-01-02, 21:05
maybe you should buy "fitted" t-shirts. Or you could buy designer t-shirts.

Bum Wax
2009-01-02, 22:20
maybe you should buy "fitted" t-shirts. Or you could buy designer t-shirts.

The whole point is that I do buy designer t-shirts and that by some misfortune of proportion I am slap-bang in the middle of a well-fitted medium and a well-fitted small

don't get me wrong because I still look great in all of my clothes, but I have difficulty finding t-shirts the exact size of which accentuates my physical attributes to their utmost

steve-o13
2009-01-03, 02:48
This thread is gay.

slowdown
2009-01-03, 06:08
This thread does not belong here. It should be in the queer WANg boy tries to hit on yet another younger male forum.

OP, try a women's cut t-shirt. The American Apparel (http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.shirts) brand has fitted shirts that may entertain and caress your muscles as you wish...that's if you're really that buff.

Bum Wax
2009-01-03, 14:03
An intriguing idea slowdown and one which I think I shall pursue

previously I have also worn large-size children's clothing but this particular route can only really be exploited for plain-coloured undershirts as designs for kids aren't really my style

Masero
2009-01-03, 16:59
Just wear the tight small and tell ppl your muskles are just too big, but mediums make you look like a bitch.

Kee
2009-01-03, 19:52
For some reason I think that WAN and Bum Wax had anal sex. Not only this, but I believe that they regularly engage in anal sex quite regularly. My suspicions lead me to believe this because of the excessive attention WAN REGULARLY gives to Bum Wax.

WritingANovel
2009-01-04, 17:14
For some reason I think that WAN and Bum Wax had anal sex. Not only this, but I believe that they regularly engage in anal sex quite regularly. My suspicions lead me to believe this because of the excessive attention WAN REGULARLY gives to Bum Wax.

naw

I can assure you it's quite difficult to engage in anal sex with someone when the two of you are the same person