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Audiofile
2008-12-29, 21:03
See: http://www.totse.com/community/showthread.php?t=2185278&page=5
You know I had the exact same idea and tried various times. I always gave in. It's hard to hold out on someone when you want sex so much. But I agree completely. This is what I need to do. I just have to have self control. Alright starting today, dare i say it, he's cut off.

This thread concerns how long Ripstick will last before she:


Attempts to sex her boyfriend.

I'm going with, 3 days, 5 hours, 32 minutes.

The person with the closest guesses for both will receive a FREE Demonoid Invite!

Rules:
1. Ripstick can not make guesses.
2. Ripstick's boyfriend may not sign up on Totse and guess.

TheBlackPope
2008-12-29, 21:04
Sence there are no real females on Totse, I will assume ripstick is a male, and therefore 2 days max.

ripstick
2008-12-29, 21:15
I was actually going to start collecting bets! You beat me...

But ok I wont guess. And I will assist in this.

I promise to truthfully tell you when I give in. There.

anastaciadarling
2008-12-29, 21:27
ripstick i need to know how much you actually have sex...?
just so i can make a fair guess.

moonmeister
2008-12-29, 21:34
Post pics of your toys & details of every little thing you do with them when you're alone.

We need to know if you go to bed alone or with yourself & how often?

twisted.screw
2008-12-29, 21:35
FREE Demonoid Invite!


Demonoid is worthless!

Agent 008
2008-12-29, 21:45
What happens when her boyfriend initiates sex?

LSA King
2008-12-29, 21:46
I will say 3 days max. More specific between 12:01am and midnight of the 1st of January.

ripstick
2008-12-29, 22:02
ripstick i need to know how much you actually have sex...?
just so i can make a fair guess.

Uh read my current thread, it goes into more detail. But right now once every 2 days and I'm not happy with it. If I could I would have sex 3-5 times a day. That's what this is about. Cutting my boyfriend off so he'll be interested again. Only every time I try to do that I fail.

To moonmeister:

I have one toy and there will be no pics of me using it. I masterbate about once a day... sometimes more. And I share a basement and bed with my boyfriend everynight.

Chichi
2008-12-29, 22:18
She won't last a day.

Agent 008
2008-12-29, 22:18
Can you not just masturbate more?

Not sure if it's different for girls, but if my girl really didn't want sex nearly as often as I did, I would just masturbate more, as I would've if I was single.

Amie
2008-12-29, 22:19
I'm gonna go with Ripstick having some self-control. 10 days, 5 hours, 43 minutes and 6 seconds. Then she jumps him and fucks him into a coma.

Agent 008
2008-12-29, 22:22
I'm gonna go with Ripstick having some self-control. 10 days, 5 hours, 43 minutes and 6 seconds. Then she jumps him and fucks him into a coma.

The plan is for him to jump her and fuck her into a coma, otherwise it's pointless.

Which is why the OP should clarify what happens in that case.

cronic5
2008-12-29, 22:29
1 hour.

LSA King
2008-12-29, 22:29
I'm gonna go with Ripstick having some self-control. 10 days, 5 hours, 43 minutes and 6 seconds. Then she jumps him and fucks him into a coma.



I doubt it, someone who would like sex 3-5 times a day wont last 10 days. She would be basically missing 30-50 sexual pussy poppings. Probably just reminding her is making her drip.

moonmeister
2008-12-29, 22:36
Are you sleep deprived? I always get extra horny when I don't sleep enough. Though it does seem you have plenty of energy.

When short of sleep I can do things for hours, but a reduced level. Because I'm a bit dumber with a tired brain, I can do lots of simple stuff. Where if I've been sleeping enough, I'll attempt harder things that take lots of attention to detail...or put them off & slack because: who doesn't want to get out of doing shit that takes a lot of thinking?

It's a bit like being drunk? I can do lots of easy stuff because I'm full of energy but complex shit is right out of the picture.

colorsoc
2008-12-29, 22:49
Boyfriend will initiate on New Years.

ripstick
2008-12-29, 22:53
Boyfriend will initiate on New Years.

Probably this cause he'll be drunk. Does it count if he sticks it in my ass? He always does that when he's drunk. lol

I'm going to see how long I can hold out on him. If he sexes me on new years we'll just fall back into our same routine. I wanna make him beg for it for a change. I'm thinking a week minimum. Hopefully....

ripstick
2008-12-29, 22:54
I doubt it, someone who would like sex 3-5 times a day wont last 10 days. She would be basically missing 30-50 sexual pussy poppings. Probably just reminding her is making her drip.

Good Sir, I did not give you permission to talk about my drippage! Desist!

colorsoc
2008-12-29, 22:57
Probably this cause he'll be drunk. Does it count if he sticks it in my ass? He always does that when he's drunk. lol


.......anal SEX.



Personally I think this should be a 'gimmie' type thing for Rip because it's fuckin New Years. People who aren't even in a relationship are expecting to get laid on New Years.

moonmeister
2008-12-29, 23:06
Probably this cause he'll be drunk. Does it count if he sticks it in my ass? He always does that when he's drunk. lol

I'm going to see how long I can hold out on him. If he sexes me on new years we'll just fall back into our same routine. I wanna make him beg for it for a change. I'm thinking a week minimum. Hopefully....

What was it Silverfuck said about girls on first dates? Where the girl doesn't shave her legs & wears granny underwear so she won't want to get naked with the dude? Dress in clothes you don't like & don't feel good in too or clothes that...make you look fat. :)

Agent 008
2008-12-29, 23:09
^ I have to agree. If he initiates it on New Year's, it would be a bit mean to deny him.

Maybe start after the New Year's?

ripstick
2008-12-29, 23:10
What was it Silverfuck said about girls on first dates? Where the girl doesn't shave her legs & wears granny underwear so she won't want to get naked with the dude? Dress in clothes you don't like & don't feel good in too or clothes that...make you look fat. :)

Good idea. Maybe I'll stop showering so I smell. Stop brushing my hair, roll around in some mud with dogs. No one wants to fuk a fat, smelly, mud covered dog girl right?

ripstick
2008-12-29, 23:11
^ I have to agree. If he initiates it on New Year's, it would be a bit mean to deny him.

Maybe start after the New Year's?

But I don't want it up my bum!

colorsoc
2008-12-29, 23:13
No one wants to fuk a fat, smelly, mud covered dog girl right?

mmmeh why not.

Agent 008
2008-12-29, 23:15
Good idea. Maybe I'll stop showering so I smell. Stop brushing my hair, roll around in some mud with dogs.


Now at this point it's becoming sexy in a weird, kinky kind of way.

moonmeister
2008-12-29, 23:17
Good idea. Maybe I'll stop showering so I smell. Stop brushing my hair, roll around in some mud with dogs. No one wants to fuk a fat, smelly, mud covered dog girl right?

You don't have to go crazy. You know how girls can get when they're not feeling attractive. Even if it is more in their head than in reality. Just because something is clean & in your closet...even if it's new, doesn't mean you want to wear it. You saying you got so few clothes that you don't have anything that he wouldn't notice as too terribly bad, but you think is dumb/unflattering?

Then make him go clothes shopping with you... A few hours of that & he won't feel too horny. :eek: :(

ps: He's not the kind of wacky drunk who'd stick it up there without grease is he? That would be cruel. (Though I must admit... ) :p

Agent 008
2008-12-29, 23:17
But I don't want it up my bum!

Blimey, you manage to be desperate and picky at the same time! :p

ripstick
2008-12-29, 23:20
Blimey, you manage to be desperate and picky at the same time! :p

Oh no don't get me wrong, anal sex can be good. I love to be on top.

It's when he flips me over and just gives er that I don't like it, and for some reason he loves doing that.

jackketch
2008-12-29, 23:41
Oh no don't get me wrong, anal sex can be good. I love to be on top.

It's when he flips me over and just gives er that I don't like it, and for some reason he loves doing that.

Right, there's a clue on how to get your sex life back up and running right there. Think about why he really really likes doing that.

Maybe he needs to learn that his masturbates daily without his knowledge...such abad girl needs to be disciplined.

Crystal Antlers
2008-12-29, 23:49
Well, i have no idea who ripstick is, but i want the demonoid invite soooo.....

4 days 20 hours

anastaciadarling
2008-12-30, 00:05
Uh read my current thread, it goes into more detail. But right now once every 2 days and I'm not happy with it. If I could I would have sex 3-5 times a day. That's what this is about. Cutting my boyfriend off so he'll be interested again. Only every time I try to do that I fail.

To moonmeister:

I have one toy and there will be no pics of me using it. I masterbate about once a day... sometimes more. And I share a basement and bed with my boyfriend everynight.

what else have you tried to get him more interested in you/or with it again?
are you open to suggestions?
and i am going to guess he won't be able to last...
but honestly if you truly truly commit to this and wait it out a month or however long it will take for him to realize that he is too horny to handle waiting...
what you should do is make it really hard for him. [i.e. wear extra sexy clothes, talk extra dirty then turn him down, etc]

ripstick
2008-12-30, 00:07
what else have you tried to get him more interested in you/or with it again?
are you open to suggestions?
and i am going to guess he won't be able to last...
but honestly if you truly truly commit to this and wait it out a month or however long it will take for him to realize that he is too horny to handle waiting...
what you should do is make it really hard for him. [i.e. wear extra sexy clothes, talk extra dirty then turn him down, etc]

Just check out my thread FUCKin libidos. It says everything I've tried, and I've tried everything. And yes I plan to make it hard for him. He's been teasing me for months. It's my turn. It'll be worth it in the end.

anastaciadarling
2008-12-30, 00:11
Just check out my thread FUCKin libidos. It says everything I've tried, and I've tried everything. And yes I plan to make it hard for him. He's been teasing me for months. It's my turn. It'll be worth it in the end.

how long do you hope you will last...?

Osirius
2008-12-30, 00:32
8 days, 17 hours. Starting now.

It will be interesting to see if when she posts, you can tell how pissed off and horny she is. The longer it goes, the angrier to posts get.

ripstick
2008-12-30, 00:50
8 days, 17 hours. Starting now.

It will be interesting to see if when she posts, you can tell how pissed off and horny she is. The longer it goes, the angrier to posts get.

Well I'm going to try for at least 7 days. And yeah... around day 3 be prepared for very little constructive advice from me. I'm going to be a very cranky bitch.

Osirius
2008-12-30, 00:56
Well I'm going to try for at least 7 days. And yeah... around day 3 be prepared for very little constructive advice from me. I'm going to be a very cranky bitch.

Good thing I never expect constructive advice from you! Zing!

I kid, I kid.....

Tip- Find some porn you don't normally look at. New stuff tends to take the edge off for a little longer.

Hazzard
2008-12-30, 00:59
A milli-second.

a drifters life
2008-12-30, 03:49
Well, i have no idea who ripstick is, but i want the demonoid invite soooo.....

4 days 20 hours

Fuckin stoners....


:)

MartialShot
2008-12-30, 03:51
She already lost she just hasnt replied becuase she has the pooor dumbfuck of a boyfriend duct tapped to a chair somewhere and rope tied around the bottom of his erection so itll never go down

Numberjumbo
2008-12-30, 03:54
this.

reborn thief
2008-12-30, 04:12
and to be a duesch to OP


FREE DEMONOIDS TO WHO GRABS EM !!!!!

lol u missed it

ripstick
2008-12-30, 04:33
She already lost she just hasnt replied becuase she has the pooor dumbfuck of a boyfriend duct tapped to a chair somewhere and rope tied around the bottom of his erection so itll never go down

Sorry I meant to reply to you sooner but everytime I left the room he started screaming. I just finished chloroforming his ass so now I'm free to bitch at you.

How dare you doubt my self control!

MartialShot
2008-12-30, 04:35
Sorry I meant to reply to you sooner but everytime I left the room he started screaming. I just finished chloroforming his ass so now I'm free to bitch at you.

How dare you doubt my self control!

So hows typing with one hand
?

ripstick
2008-12-30, 04:43
So hows typing with one hand
?

I'm use to multitasking. Plus my other hand is sticky.

Name's Taken
2008-12-30, 04:47
Fuck your prize OP.

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MartialShot
2008-12-30, 04:48
I'm use to multitasking. Plus my other hand is sticky.

Find a real guy that can keep up, dump this useless piece of shit and find a new life

ripstick
2008-12-30, 17:12
Well totse I failed you....

10 FUCKIN HRS.

That's all I lasted. I have no self control. *cry*

colorsoc
2008-12-30, 17:15
Jesus. On one hand I'm jealous of your boyfriend on the other I feel sorry for you.

ripstick
2008-12-30, 17:17
Jesus. On one hand I'm jealous of your boyfriend on the other I feel sorry for you.

Feel sorry for me?

colorsoc
2008-12-30, 17:20
You really are a sex addict. Not like the joking around *smile* I love sex, Imma sex addict type thing. You really HAVE to have sex. Which is sad.

kometkid
2008-12-30, 17:23
You really are a sex addict. Not like the joking around *smile* I love sex, Imma sex addict type thing. You really HAVE to have sex. Which is cool.

Congratulations!

anastaciadarling
2008-12-30, 18:39
good luck ripstick
i wish you the best of luck and that he realizes whatever it is you hope have him realize.
i will give you 2 weeks..
i think you can do it...if you put your mind to it.

biscuits and poop
2008-12-30, 18:39
The evening of the 4th January.

I already have a Demonoid account though, so do what you will with it should I win. Give it to the poor.

zuperxtreme
2008-12-30, 18:51
This thread is arousing.

EDIT: lol at everyone still betting.

Agent 008
2008-12-30, 19:08
Looks like we've got ourselves a nymphomaniac.

Silverfuck
2008-12-30, 19:22
So did you initiate the sex, or did he? Because if he did...well you didn't really lose at all, did you?

Amie
2008-12-30, 19:29
Fuck your prize OP.

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Thanks a lot, man.

To Ripstick: And I thought you had some self control ...

Anyway, I think you might need to do something about your need for sex. Wanting sex every waking moment is fine, that just means you think like a male, but needing it is not good.

Silverfuck
2008-12-30, 19:32
Anyway, I think you might need to do something about your need for sex. Wanting sex every waking moment is fine, that just means you think like a male, but needing it is not good.

I hope you're not a woman...

ripstick
2008-12-30, 20:47
So did you initiate the sex, or did he? Because if he did...well you didn't really lose at all, did you?

Well see things got a little confusing last night. He saw this thread, my mistake, and was angry asking why people were betting on me. So I explained, and I said how it might be good for us if we just lay off sex for a bit, focus on something else, then we might just get our spark back naturally. He agreed and went as far as saying maybe we could diet for a week too, you know just to shed the few pounds we put on at xmas, get healthy, blah blah blah. Great idea, only he never wanted to put it into action.

Fuckin men, you tell them they can't have something that they didn't want before, and they want it! He wouldn't leave me alone as soon as we went to bed and it just ended up happening. I can't help myself lol, he has to be the one with control, but alas, he failed me. We still think it's a good idea go a week without sex, and start eating better. Hopefuly we'll be able to do it.

colorsoc
2008-12-30, 21:08
It's good you both think its a good idea but I doubt you'll be able to hold off for another 10 hours.

ripstick
2008-12-30, 21:17
It's good you both think its a good idea but I doubt you'll be able to hold off for another 10 hours.

Have some faith man...

Silverfuck
2008-12-30, 21:20
Well see things got a little confusing last night. He saw this thread, my mistake, and was angry asking why people were betting on me. So I explained, and I said how it might be good for us if we just lay off sex for a bit, focus on something else, then we might just get our spark back naturally. He agreed and went as far as saying maybe we could diet for a week too, you know just to shed the few pounds we put on at xmas, get healthy, blah blah blah. Great idea, only he never wanted to put it into action.

Fuckin men, you tell them they can't have something that they didn't want before, and they want it! He wouldn't leave me alone as soon as we went to bed and it just ended up happening. I can't help myself lol, he has to be the one with control, but alas, he failed me. We still think it's a good idea go a week without sex, and start eating better. Hopefuly we'll be able to do it.

It doesn't really serve the purpose I had intended if he knows about the whole thing...

Anyways, your situation kind of boggles me. He wants to have threesomes, wants you to go on a diet before he has sex with you...and alarm bells aren't going off in your head? I could be wrong, but it sounds like he's throwing up a lot of roadblocks to keep you off of the greater problem at hand.

colorsoc
2008-12-30, 21:27
Have some faith man...

I had faith and you crushed it by not being able to make it past 10 HOURS!!!

ripstick
2008-12-30, 22:04
It doesn't really serve the purpose I had intended if he knows about the whole thing...

Anyways, your situation kind of boggles me. He wants to have threesomes, wants you to go on a diet before he has sex with you...and alarm bells aren't going off in your head? I could be wrong, but it sounds like he's throwing up a lot of roadblocks to keep you off of the greater problem at hand.

First of all, I asked for a threesome, not him, because I'm attracted to girls. I had to convince him.

Second of all we both gained weight over the holidays and both expressed desire to lose it. He didn't say he wouldn't have sex with me til I lost weight, he slept with me last night. He suggested we try to eat healthier and since we're taking a week off sex, we'll be able to focus more on a diet, instead of fucking like animals then going to get cheeseburgers. He tells me I'm beautiful on a regular basis and hasn't called me fat, cause I'm not. All I have is about 3-5 extra lbs since xmas and I'd rather be slim and tight again. We also going on a fruit,veggie and cranberry juice diet to see if it will affect the way we taste. I was in no way offended when he suggested it, it was a good idea.

colorsoc
2008-12-30, 22:29
Buy a chastity belt and give him the key.

gerifix
2008-12-30, 23:42
^even better..throw away the key :D

Agent 008
2008-12-31, 01:54
Well, since he initiated the sex, you pretty much achieved the goal?

Audiofile
2008-12-31, 19:44
Ahahahahahahaha he saw this thread.

If I were your boyfriend I'd lol pretty hard.

Amie
2008-12-31, 21:06
I hope you're not a woman...

Actually I am a woman. What is so disturbing about my post? Men do want sex all day long, don't you, guys? I was also kinda kidding in my post. Just to state the difference between wanting / thinking about sex all day long and needing sex all day long.

To Ripstick: I don't know what to say about your relationship or sexlife anymore after reading your last posts, but I hope you can make it all work out. Working on your body together can be a good thing if you both don't feel too much pressure about it. Also, don't forget to talk to him and tell him how you feel about your relationship.

Yoh
2009-01-01, 00:13
Ripstick sounds like the kind of woman that can never settle for one dude because she wants a dick in her 24/7. Maybe be a stripper if she is hot enough. If not then be the bar slut.

ripstick
2009-01-01, 08:43
UPDATE: Been 48 hrs since I've had sex.

Hurry up and congradulate me!

Osirius
2009-01-01, 08:57
UPDATE: Been 48 hrs since I've had sex.

Hurry up and congradulate me!

Well, considering you'll probably be back on the baloney pony in less than 10 hours, I guess a congrats for holding it in for that long is in order.

Congrats nympho

Transparent
2009-01-01, 09:09
UPDATE: Been 48 hrs since I've had sex.

Hurry up and congradulate me!

Err congrats on suppressing a natural urge?

Kyoki
2009-01-01, 14:57
UPDATE: Been 48 hrs since I've had sex.

Hurry up and congradulate me!

CongraTulations!

dark-easterbunny
2009-01-01, 20:01
congrats

Fanglekai
2009-01-02, 23:00
I didn't read most of the thread, I just wanted to say that Demonoid registration is open, so the invite is worthless.

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