Today this lady, very rudely, asks me if we have any more of this certain kind of sausage. I say no we don't, after a quick glance on the shelf, and tell her we will probably be getting some more in tomorrow. Then in a shitty tone, she says to me "well with gas prices the way they are I am NOT coming back out here tomorrow. I wanted it TODAY."

I really had to hold back the urge to yell "what the fuck are you talking about? gas is $1.57/gallon. it's the cheapest it's been in several years. you're a fucking bitch, and there's nothing i can do about us not having some roll sausage that's on sale. buy the other fucking brand that costs slightly more then, if $1.57 gas is too high for you to bring your fat ass back to the store in a day, even though you probably only live a mile away, shit head. i can tell because you're a trashy shit head who would live in this assfuck smelling town."

But I didn't.

But really, who in the US is complaining about gas prices now???

Just a thought but maybe she doesnt watch the news and doesnt get out much or even look at the gas prices. Maybe she still thinks that its over $4.00 a gallon?

Just a thought but maybe she doesnt watch the news and doesnt get out much or even look at the gas prices. Maybe she still thinks that its over $4.00 a gallon?

I think you notice how much it is when you uh, buy it.

I think you notice how much it is when you uh, buy it.

Then what happend?

Sounds like a typical day at my job, except that shit like that happens every ten minutes or so.

"I think you DO have more of these and YOU are just too lazy to go get it!"

"Hey I bought this scratch last week and it was on number 25. Why is it on 9 now? You're stealing the winning ones I bet!"

"Which one of these lottery tickets will I win on for sure? I only have $10 to spend and I have to make at least $50 with it."

*Customer comes in with cigarette pack with 7 cigarettes remaining in it* "I want to return these for a different pack, these taste stale."

Public service sucks dick.

I work at a library. We get some of the dumbest shits of society.

"Hi, do you know where the DVD section is?"
"Yeah, see the sign that says DVDs? Over there."

Fucking people think that gas prices are an excuse for everything. Every time I try to sell something on craigslist I get fucking lowballers asking me if they can have it for a lower price because gas is too expensive. Not only that, but this happened when I was trying to sell a bike saddle the other day. Uh, your bike is obviously nice and you ride it often enough to warrant purchasing this $100 saddle from me, but you're going to drive to pick it up in a city that's less than 150 square miles? suck my dick.

Gas is pretty cheap here, now.

It was almost $2 per litre, now it's about 1.30