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Naffy
2008-12-30, 10:56
:mad::mad::mad:
Girl is 14, I am 13.
I am also wondering if theres a way to make a small difference in my prints if i get printed for a file?
So, i mucked around with this chick who had a bf.. she said she was ok with it... her guilt got the better of her and she told him and now like 2 months later she is getting me charged with indecent/sexual assault.
:D
EDIT: They do not know my address!
:( :(:(:(

More info will be posted as more questions are asked.


HAPPY NEW YEARS!!!!111

Chichi
2008-12-30, 10:57
Post all the info first, dumbass. :mad:

reject
2008-12-30, 11:32
I always forget Totse has kids on it.

Naffy
2008-12-30, 11:38
I'm really a federal cop, shut your bitch mouth :mad:

ONTOPIC: HALP!

Numberjumbo
2008-12-30, 12:03
Lol pwnt.

Smack that bitch upside the head.

LoD
2008-12-30, 12:05
Well tell the poolice that's what happened. Girls that age are known to be indecisive bitches

Chichi
2008-12-30, 12:07
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Almost_raped

Naffy
2008-12-30, 12:16
/hugs u all

*Waits for cops to arrive*

Numberjumbo
2008-12-30, 12:27
Go on IRC.

#uranus

ILTST4
2008-12-30, 15:18
We need more info. What state do you live in? What is your address?

Naffy
2008-12-30, 15:23
We need more info. What state do you live in? What is your address?

... STFU FGGT:mad::mad::mad::o

ILTST4
2008-12-30, 15:39
... STFU FGGT:mad::mad::mad::o

I want to help you but I can't do it unless you post your address.

Volcanbaru
2008-12-30, 17:26
keep your mouth shut and get yourself a good lawyer?

Peoples Elmo
2008-12-30, 18:47
murder/suicide it's the only way out

13th tribe
2008-12-30, 19:50
your state matters the most

Some goof I know tried to burn his prints off on a stove. Didn't work well.

I think she's more the sexual aggressor in that. I'm pretty sure she'd be more in trouble.

also she won't do it if she's 14 because 14 year old girls are retarded and wrong about everything.

Naffy
2008-12-30, 20:23
your state matters the most

Some goof I know tried to burn his prints off on a stove. Didn't work well.

I think she's more the sexual aggressor in that. I'm pretty sure she'd be more in trouble.

also she won't do it if she's 14 because 14 year old girls are retarded and wrong about everything.

she has already done previously mentioned act..

TWINTURBOSkyline
2008-12-30, 21:53
Pics?

kometkid
2008-12-31, 00:43
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Almost_raped

I enjoyed it.

LSA King
2008-12-31, 01:44
I'm really a federal cop, shut your bitch mouth :mad:

ONTOPIC: HALP!



Your fucking retarded eat a dick and swallow bitch.

xiamhighx
2008-12-31, 05:28
Why am I the first one to recognize this as a troll?

Numberjumbo
2008-12-31, 05:48
Why am I the first one to recognize this as a troll?idiot

Naffy
2008-12-31, 12:40
could be cause.. IM NOT TROLLING! /is shocked

UPDATE: police still dont know my address.
Which is pretty epic.

Volcanbaru
2008-12-31, 19:24
Shitty if they came by and pick you up at the school ;)

Naffy
2008-12-31, 20:05
Shitty if they came by and pick you up at the school ;)

:)

I WOULD LOVE IT MAN!!
What a story.. ESPECIALLY coming to school the next day

like

Me: Hai Gaise!!


Everybody::eek::eek::eek:

xiamhighx
2009-01-01, 02:47
idiot

ur mom

Naffy
2009-01-04, 10:37
UPDATE: Police called my parents, parents went to station.

Have to submit statement tuesday?

Whats a good reason for touching a girl's breasts?
Besides
1. for the lulz
2. muckin round

Veers
2009-01-04, 20:16
You obviously need to coerce them into dropping the charges, this can be done in multiple ways.
1. Make boyfriend disappear, preferably with bullet to the base of the neck and a heavy metal object tied to his body. You guys have rivers in Australia, right?
2. Come to the girls house with an assault rifle and some homemade explosives and ask them if they still want to go to court(you should make a jihad vest, just for fun)
3. Suicide...

APguy
2009-01-04, 20:22
UPDATE: Police called my parents, parents went to station.

Have to submit statement tuesday?

Whats a good reason for touching a girl's breasts?
Besides
1. for the lulz
2. muckin round

You don't need a reason if it's consentual. After all it's your word against hers. You're the one who was coherced by someone older than you, right?

Jazzy_Ways
2009-01-05, 18:01
LOL! You did not commit any crime, she is older than you.
And it is a minor and a minor, if anything you will both get done. So you will be fine.

Jazzy_Ways
2009-01-05, 18:03
UPDATE: Police called my parents, parents went to station.

Have to submit statement tuesday?

Whats a good reason for touching a girl's breasts?
Besides
1. for the lulz
2. muckin round

You are just 13. You are slightly tipsy, and she was sober. She tells you how sexy you are, and how she would really appreciate it if you touched her their.

The Innocent Bistander
2009-01-05, 20:10
You are just 13. You are slightly tipsy, and she was sober. She tells you how sexy you are, and how she would really appreciate it if you touched her their.

say this, it's your word vs hers and you got age on your side.