this bitch is really confusing me like i treat her like shit making stupid sex jokes about everything she says pretty much ignore her the rest of the night. see her again we jsut stare at each other making faces after i was a dbag making fun of her then before i was going to bed she was likeblocking my way pushing me up agaist the wall i was gon make my move RIGHT THURR but my cock blockin grandma got inthe way told me to get out of HER way anyways sincce all of YOU are COOL and EXperts on girls on this site waht you think this bitch wants come on im not bad with girls but this bitch is weird. PLUS this girl is coming over cuz her moms is my moms friend so how should i acted i was jsut thinking bout asking her to blaze and jsut bang her my plans seems simple i no

nah man whatcha gotta do with bitches like that is they try play games witha but dont take it man you just play her right back and shit make her feel as confused as you are then you can block HER grandma's cock.

You feel me?

I see that you are fluent in Gibbering Moronese. Unfortunately, I'm not. You generate more waffle than the waffle making machine in a waffle factory. Your post is an orgy of stultifying cacophonous verbal depravity; an exercise in literary impotence, and an offense to all of good taste and decency.

Thanks for your contribution, but if I had wanted to hear from somebody with your IQ, I'd be at my local supermarket talking to the vegetables. You must have a very large brain to hold such a vast amount of sheer ignorance. However, I'll consider letting you have the last word if you guarantee it will be your last. You bring to mind a quote from Josh Billing: "Doesn't know much, but leads the league in nostril hair."

You are about as entertaining as watching grass grow in a windowbox. What do you do for a living? You are living, aren't you? You have the warm personal charm of a millipede and about as much class as a bucket of mucous lodged on top of a dumpster in a Blue Light district of New Jersey. Maybe you wouldn't read like such a pathetic loser if your father didn't screw a plant and raised a blooming idiot; if your weren't so fat that your local 'All-You-Can-Eat' buffet had to install speed bumps, or if you didn't have a face so ugly that your mom had to get well-and-truly drunk before she could breast feed you. No, come to think of it, you would.

Please try to have some small idea of what in the hell you're talking about before you try to post again.

I see that you are fluent in Gibbering Moronese. Unfortunately, I'm not. You generate more waffle than the waffle making machine in a waffle factory. Your post is an orgy of stultifying cacophonous verbal depravity; an exercise in literary impotence, and an offense to all of good taste and decency.

Thanks for your contribution, but if I had wanted to hear from somebody with your IQ, I'd be at my local supermarket talking to the vegetables. You must have a very large brain to hold such a vast amount of sheer ignorance. However, I'll consider letting you have the last word if you guarantee it will be your last. You bring to mind a quote from Josh Billing: "Doesn't know much, but leads the league in nostril hair."

You are about as entertaining as watching grass grow in a windowbox. What do you do for a living? You are living, aren't you? You have the warm personal charm of a millipede and about as much class as a bucket of mucous lodged on top of a dumpster in a Blue Light district of New Jersey. Maybe you wouldn't read like such a pathetic loser if your father didn't screw a plant and raised a blooming idiot; if your weren't so fat that your local 'All-You-Can-Eat' buffet had to install speed bumps, or if you didn't have a face so ugly that your mom had to get well-and-truly drunk before she could breast feed you. No, come to think of it, you would.

Please try to have some small idea of what in the hell you're talking about before you try to post again.


tl;dr : Shut the fuck up OP. Learn some fucking grammar. You made everyone who read your post 40% dumber.

anyways sincce all of YOU are COOL and EXperts on girls on this site waht you think this bitch wants come on im not bad with girls but this bitch is weird.

Hey.... I think he's making fun of us :mad:

I see that you are fluent in Gibbering Moronese. Unfortunately, I'm not. You generate more waffle than the waffle making machine in a waffle factory. Your post is an orgy of stultifying cacophonous verbal depravity; an exercise in literary impotence, and an offense to all of good taste and decency.

Thanks for your contribution, but if I had wanted to hear from somebody with your IQ, I'd be at my local supermarket talking to the vegetables. You must have a very large brain to hold such a vast amount of sheer ignorance. However, I'll consider letting you have the last word if you guarantee it will be your last. You bring to mind a quote from Josh Billing: "Doesn't know much, but leads the league in nostril hair."

You are about as entertaining as watching grass grow in a windowbox. What do you do for a living? You are living, aren't you? You have the warm personal charm of a millipede and about as much class as a bucket of mucous lodged on top of a dumpster in a Blue Light district of New Jersey. Maybe you wouldn't read like such a pathetic loser if your father didn't screw a plant and raised a blooming idiot; if your weren't so fat that your local 'All-You-Can-Eat' buffet had to install speed bumps, or if you didn't have a face so ugly that your mom had to get well-and-truly drunk before she could breast feed you. No, come to think of it, you would.

Please try to have some small idea of what in the hell you're talking about before you try to post again.

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I see that you are fluent in Gibbering Moronese. Unfortunately, I'm not. You generate more waffle than the waffle making machine in a waffle factory. Your post is an orgy of stultifying cacophonous verbal depravity; an exercise in literary impotence, and an offense to all of good taste and decency.

Thanks for your contribution, but if I had wanted to hear from somebody with your IQ, I'd be at my local supermarket talking to the vegetables. You must have a very large brain to hold such a vast amount of sheer ignorance. However, I'll consider letting you have the last word if you guarantee it will be your last. You bring to mind a quote from Josh Billing: "Doesn't know much, but leads the league in nostril hair."

You are about as entertaining as watching grass grow in a windowbox. What do you do for a living? You are living, aren't you? You have the warm personal charm of a millipede and about as much class as a bucket of mucous lodged on top of a dumpster in a Blue Light district of New Jersey. Maybe you wouldn't read like such a pathetic loser if your father didn't screw a plant and raised a blooming idiot; if your weren't so fat that your local 'All-You-Can-Eat' buffet had to install speed bumps, or if you didn't have a face so ugly that your mom had to get well-and-truly drunk before she could breast feed you. No, come to think of it, you would.

Please try to have some small idea of what in the hell you're talking about before you try to post again.

wow this is old. nice copypasta

You made everyone who read your post 40% dumber.

Numbers go past 34? Oh god it's already happened :(

dude. i have this same problem. im a total dick to this girl. like i dumped a quart of rice with soy sauce on her head AN SHE STILL WANTED MY SHIT. she still wants it to

English motherfucker, do you speak it?

I don't post whole posts in German, so you don't get to post whole posts in Nigger.

Repost please for the English speakers among us.