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ilovesawedoffpump
2008-12-31, 06:13
including kenya i mean? nobody is trying to hide the fact that obama was born there other than obama himself. so what gives? is it part of the U.S. now? just what we needed, more niggers :mad:

well we have to make special rules for niggers to have an unfair advantage over me, why should politics be any different?

reggie_love
2008-12-31, 08:04
Penis enlargement procedures (sometimes euphemistically referred to as "male enhancement procedures" in spam email and television advertisements) are techniques alleged to make the human penis larger. These procedures range from manual exercises to devices and medical interventions, with reports of successes and failures around the world, but while some are known to be hoaxes, there is no popularly known scientific proof about their effectiveness in general.
Contents [hide]
1 Surgical methods
1.1 Penis enlargement (length) surgery
1.2 Inflatable implants
2 Self-applied methods
2.1 Cosmetic
2.2 Pills
2.3 Penis pump
2.4 Jelqing and clamping
2.5 Stretching and hanging
3 See also
4 References
[edit]Surgical methods

Surgical techniques used for penis lengthening (enhancement phalloplasty) and penis widening (girth enhancement) have been in the urologic literature for many years. In a study conducted at St. Peter's Andrology Centre and Institute of Urology, in London, it was determined that most patients who underwent penis-lengthening surgery were unsatisfied with the results.[1]
[edit]Penis enlargement (length) surgery
Approximately one-third to one-half of the penis is inside the body, and is internally attached to the undersurface of the pubic bone. Penis lengthening involves the release of the fundiform ligament and the suspensory ligament that attaches the two erectile bodies to the pubic bone (ligamentolysis). The suspensory ligament makes the penis arch under the pubic bone. Release of this ligament allows the penis to protrude on a straighter path, further outward to give a longer physical appearance.[citation needed] With the penis on stretch, the ligament is divided close to the pubic bone until all midline attachments have been freed. Once these ligaments have been cut, part of the penile shaft (usually held within the body) drops forward and extends out, enlarging the penis by 20-30 mm (0.78-1.18 in.). After surgery, part of the postoperative treatment includes stretching of the penis to prevent the severed suspensory ligament from healing shorter than it was previously. The article "Penile Suspensory Ligament Division for Penile Augmentation: Indications and Results" discussed the subject.[2] According to Nim Christopher, a urologist at St. Peter's Andrology Center in London, among men who have had the surgery, "the dissatisfaction rate was in excess of 70 percent".
Real penile lengthening (i.e.; lengthening of corporal bodies vs. ligamentolysis) is not a routine and safe procedure because of high risk of losing the ability to have an erection. It can be done safely only in patients with erectile dysfunction or Mb Peyronies concomitantly with implantation of penile prosthesis. The world's leading urologists specializing in the field of penis enlargement surgery use only ligamentolysis, liposuction of the pubic area, and skin redistribution. They state clearly that surgeons can only expose the penis more outside the body with especially visible results in obese patients and ones with different deformities of penile skin where the penis is layered.
As a result penile surgery is strongly discouraged in all patients with normal, functional penises getting penis enlargements surgery, and is encouraged only for men born with a congenital abnormality, who have suffered an injury, or who have severe erectile dysfunction.[citation needed]
[edit]Inflatable implants
A further method is to replace the two corpora cavernosa with inflatable penile implants. This is performed primarily as a therapeutic surgery for men suffering from complete impotence; an implanted pump in the groin or scrotum can be manipulated by hand to fill these cylinders from an implanted reservoir in order to achieve an erection. The replacement cylinders are normally sized to be direct replacements for the corpus cavernosa, but larger ones can be implanted.
One advantage to this surgery is that an erection can be created whenever desired, for as long as is desired and as firm as desired. The major negative to it is that this surgical procedure can never be reversed.
[edit]Self-applied methods

No scientific research supports the use of any nonsurgical method to enlarge the penis, and no reputable medical society endorses penis-enlargement surgery performed for purely cosmetic reasons.[3]
[edit]Cosmetic
Rather than attempt to change the actual size of the penis, one may make it appear bigger, by trimming the pubic hair or by losing weight, which may be of particular use if one is overweight.
[edit]Pills
"Penis enlargement pills" or ointments are commonly offered over the Internet. Analyses performed by Flora Research of California and by the University of Maryland have uncovered harmful contaminants in a number of "penis enlargement" pills. Contaminants found included mold, yeast, dangerous E. coli bacteria, pesticides, and lead.[4] Dr. Michael Donnenberg of the University of Maryland has described herbal pills marketed as having "heavy fecal contamination", possibly from animals grazing near the plants harvested for herbal ingredients.[5] There may however be a placebo effect i.e. a psychological effect of making the user think he has a larger penis, and increasing his confidence, when there is no actual change to his penis size.[6]
[edit]Penis pump
A penis pump is a cylinder that is fitted over the penis, with a manual or motorized pump to create suction. As the apparatus creates a vacuum around the penis, blood is drawn into the penis, helping it to become engorged. As vacuum increases, the difference between the inner blood-pressure and the pump pressure increases as well; excessive pressure causes vascular damage rather than a harder penis.


A penis pump with a translucent cylinder
Penis pumps, usually described in this context as vacuum pumps, have use in conventional treatment of impotence. The pump itself is essentially as described above, although often made to higher standards of quality with a much higher price, and arrangements for distribution by suppliers of medical equipment.
Flexible compression rings, commonly called cock rings, can be added. Fitted on the open end of the cylinder, then an erection is created by pumping. Then the rings are pushed by hand onto the base of the erect penis before releasing the vacuum. This restricts blood flow, enabling the erection to be held even in the presence of problems of the vascular or nervous system which would otherwise lead to immediate loss of erection. In the best circumstances erections can be maintained for a considerable time, but manufacturers' literature recommends that, for safety, rings should be removed after no more than 30 minutes. Having rough sex can also result in the bursting of a blood vessel.[citation needed]
Pumping must be done very carefully to avoid injury. Over-enthusiastic pumping can burst blood vessels and form blisters. In some cases the testicles can be unexpectedly pulled into the cylinder and cause severe pain and injury[citation needed]. It is also believed that the rim of the cylinder can cut into the skin and over time cause damage to the ligaments surrounding the penis. Impatiently pumping without reading explanatory material can produce too much suction (any pressure lower than 10 torr/1,333 Pa)[citation needed] and cause permanent injury. Attempts at using vacuum cleaner units for this purpose have resulted in severe injury as the machine produces far too much suction.
However, scientists Graham Rutherford and Anne Henke have also undertaken significant research in this area, being funded by some of the major names in sexual pleasure toys, such as Anne Summers. Mild pumping has led to the strengthening of penis muscles and also, for psychosomatic reasons, has lead to decreased masturbatory rates in later life.[7]
In August 2006, Oklahoma district court judge Donald Thompson was sentenced to four years in prison for exposing himself and using a penis pump while presiding over various court cases, including several murder cases. [8]
Penis pumps are also used for masturbation.[citation needed]
[edit]Jelqing and clamping

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Jelqing is a method intended to enlarge the penis by increasing the blood pressure in the penis, with the goal of permanently increasing the maximum erect size of the penis. This technique, also called "milking", involves wrapping the thumb and index finger around the penis while semi-erect and repeatedly drawing them away from one's body to force blood into the glans, thus encouraging more vascularity in the corpus cavernosa and associated tissues. Whether jelqing actually works or not is a subject of controversy.
Risks that exist from this exercise are: burst blood vessels, sometimes causing bleeding from the urethra (which can lead to infection and other complications if not taken care of), and temporary erectile dysfunction.
There are many products (tools, instructions, etc.) that one can buy; however, much of what they offer (instructions) is available on forums and free websites.
Jelqing is typically preceded by a warm-up with a hot compress on the genitals, and concluded the same way.
Clamping is a technique that uses a constricting device, such as a shoe string, cable clamp, or a tight cock ring. The clamp is firmly tied, clamped, or put, respectively, on the base of the erect penis while "edgeing" (extended masturbation) with a firmly erect penis. Extreme caution should be used to prevent permanent damage to the tissue, and never use a metal cock ring, as they can become impossible to manually remove due to trapped blood i.e. engorging of the penis.
[edit]Stretching and hanging

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Stretching consists of attaching a penis stretcher or "extender" device to the penis for set periods of time. The device exerts a constant traction on the penis, which, in theory, lengthens and widens the penis. The traction supposedly causes the cells in the penis to "split" and then reform and expand. Whether or not penis extenders actually work is subject to debate - much like all methods of penis enlargement.
Hanging is perhaps the oldest self-applied method of penis enlargement, with evidence suggesting it was practiced by certain African tribes as long as 2000 years ago. Weight hanging consists of attaching a device (usually a rope or a strap) that grips the glans or just behind the glans and allows a weight to be suspended for specific amount of time.
The idea behind weight hanging is to stretch the Tunica Albuginea and other various tissues of the penis. The general effect is to elongate the penis, although widening can also occur. Weight hanging, however, can also carry serious risks, which include nerve damage, chronic pain, scarring, and impotence.

ArgonPlasma2000
2008-12-31, 08:13
desu

anon99989
2008-12-31, 08:48
No we don't. We have 58. Obama said so.

And I'm so tired of this Kenya thing. I really don't care if someone not born a citizen becomes president. That law is stupid anyway.

And if we do find out that Obama was born in Kenya and he is still allowed to be president, that will pave the way for Schwarzenegger/Palin 2012.

saiminyaku
2008-12-31, 14:05
No we don't. We have 58. Obama said so.

And I'm so tired of this Kenya thing. I really don't care if someone not born a citizen becomes president. That law is stupid anyway.

And if we do find out that Obama was born in Kenya and he is still allowed to be president, that will pave the way for Schwarzenegger/Palin 2012.

::shudders at the thought::

ArmsMerchant
2008-12-31, 20:00
::shudders at the thought::

Won't happen--if only because Caribou Barbie is slightly to the right of Hitler.

sniper87kills
2009-01-01, 07:54
Just goes to show where this country is going, nobody cares about shit anymore. There are reasons our forefathers made those rules.

anon99989
2009-01-01, 09:48
Just goes to show where this country is going, nobody cares about shit anymore. There are reasons our forefathers made those rules.

Xenophobia? Racism?

Yggdrasil
2009-01-02, 04:55
Won't happen--if only because Caribou Barbie is slightly to the right of Hitler.

Argh, I can't even stare the Elk at the zoo in the face anymore.

Run Screaming
2009-01-02, 17:35
You need to start showing respect for your president.
If you're an American.

Zay
2009-01-02, 22:38
You need to start showing respect for your president.
If you're an American.

Actually, more people need to care enough to give a collective FUCK YOU to congressmen.

Run Screaming
2009-01-03, 00:03
Actually, more people need to care enough to give a collective FUCK YOU to congressmen.

:) Ha! Fair enough.

And I am not agreeing with you just because you're a mod, I want everyone to know that.

Mitchell Y. McDeere
2009-01-03, 09:03
Won't happen--if only because Caribou Barbie is slightly to the right of Hitler.

Are you saying she's left wing or far right wing?

ha ha
2009-01-04, 03:03
Are you saying she's left wing or far right wing?

Are you saying you're completely retarded, or just totally retarded?

Chimro
2009-01-04, 03:09
You need to start showing respect for your president.
If you're an American.

Respect for the president, but not for the constitution? :rolleyes:

BrokeProphet
2009-01-04, 03:14
well we have to make special rules for niggers to have an unfair advantage over me, why should politics be any different?

Most humans have an unfair advantage over a simple cunt such as yourself. This probably makes you angry and retard strong. It just sucks that you are so fucking stupid you can only take this anger out on a group of people who happen to be color coded for your retarded ass.

I would love to call your mother and tell her that when she shoves a coat hanger inside herself whilst pregnant and then has the baby anyway, it would be best if she held it underwater till the bubbles stop coming up.

I would present you as evidence to help make this case to her of course.

Take your time re-reading this post as much as you have to, and don't be afraid to ask questions to make sure you get the words right. If you get a headache, take a nap, and try reading some later.

When you think you have absorbed as much as you can inside that squash you call a brain, feel free to respond. I will be patient so long as your not one of them retards who shits in his hand and throws it.

JustAnotherAsshole
2009-01-04, 03:57
Are you saying you're completely retarded, or just totally retarded?

Those are both the same, you fucking tit.

Cerebreus
2009-01-04, 21:05
For better or worse (it is hard to say which yet), it looks like Obama is going to be our next president. The problem is, people don't realize that bitching about it isn't going to change the majority of the opinion of the nation. Not everyone will agree with what he does all the time, if ever, but whats going to happen is going to happen. Many people could not do the job of pres. anyway, and I believe that both Obama and McCain could have. In...very...different ways.

Also:
Those are both the same, you fucking tit.

Very good! Wait...sarcasm!?

Petrifiedhippy
2009-01-07, 15:59
Just goes to show where this country is going, nobody cares about shit anymore. There are reasons our forefathers made those rules.

I completely agree ~~~ there are no moral or standards that individuals live by anymore... infinite directions - we have entered into a very strange land of "don't givea shits"

What say ye world of overgrown hippies who put their standards aside, pissed off Zappa, laughed at Carlin... now they are dead.

...anticipation waiting

GoRdo
2009-01-11, 07:18
You need to start showing respect for your president.
If you're an American.

honestly your serious? right so your one of those people who will blindly follow their leader cause its our "duty" as an american? have you ever heard about this group of people called the founding fathers? Obviously not cause you know nothing about their philosophies and way of thinking! That is in fact the opposite we are suppose to do! Never trust our leaders and question them about everything! So no matter how ignorant and stupid the thread starter is, he's actually the only one between the two of you who is doing their "duty" you twat! (i hate people like you... bastard)

unstableasatable
2009-01-12, 17:57
i thought you had 52 before. 50 in usa and then alaska and hawai

supperrfreek
2009-01-13, 00:48
Respect for the president, but not for the constitution? :rolleyes:

I respect the position, but believe the man who was elected will not live up to the hype. Anyhow there are 50 states in the union and if you weren't born in any one of those 50 states (or on US territory) you shouldn't be allowed to be president. Not because of Xenophobia or Racism, because what if the public goes and elects a leader who will threaten our sovereignty -> Vladimir Putin maybe; I doubt they'd ever be this stupid, but the amount of people saying the wrong amount of states in the union might prove me wrong. Should this issue become a BIG ISSUE, and should Obama be proven not to be a citizen do you know what kind of shitstorm we'd be in: we'd have Joe Biden (the same guy that doesn't really know the Constitution as well as he says he does and who really needs to keep his fucking mouth shut so we don't find out how much of an ass clown he can be at times).

Misguided Russian
2009-01-13, 07:13
Just goes to show where this country is going, nobody cares about shit anymore. There are reasons our forefathers made those rules.

Quoted for the mother fucking truth.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=fzbw6-tYKtk

PyroPeanut1776
2009-01-14, 10:10
Xenophobia? Racism?

Imagine a child that was grown up to hate western civilization more specifically the US. What's the best way to do the most damage? Infiltrate and make the country weaker. And also it's hard to know about someone's past when they grow up in a shit whole clay village in Kanya.

Twiztid420
2009-01-15, 00:03
Xenophobia? Racism?

Uh... Perhaps to keep America from becoming in the state it is in now? They stopped doing checks and balances. Now look what's happening.

ArgonPlasma2000
2009-01-15, 03:02
I think it is more because our founding fathers knew that you wouldn't know what it was like to be an American unless you were actually born here and grew up here. Ever look at immigrants? They can't quite shake their old traditions and values once they leave. They have a different way of thinking than we do. The only way to ensure that they think like Americans is for them to actually be Americans for their entire lives. I think it is a small price to pay for the added security it brings.

Besides, fuck carpetbaggers.

krd
2009-01-15, 04:14
including kenya i mean? nobody is trying to hide the fact that obama was born there other than obama himself. so what gives? is it part of the U.S. now? just what we needed, more niggers :mad:

well we have to make special rules for niggers to have an unfair advantage over me, why should politics be any different?

Whoa! Is no one going to point out the bullshit in this statement?

Lb13
2009-01-15, 22:04
You need to start showing respect for your president.
If you're an American.

FUCK the president. :)

Mitchell Y. McDeere
2009-01-16, 07:59
Are you saying you're completely retarded, or just totally retarded?

Well I assumed the joke was that she was very right wing but if that was the joke than it would mean that hitler was right wing. Hitler was a socialist. So does this make me completely retarded or just totally?