Started MMA and BJJ, that's about all I've done that's significant this year.

What about you?

Lost my virginity a few months ago. Does that count?

Lost my virginity a few months ago. Does that count?



Sure does as long as your not out of high school! Congrats welcome to the sexual revolution young lion.


I would have to say buying my first pistol, XD9. All my life I've wanted to start collecting guns and now that my tour is finally over and my life is starting to settle down I can focus on building my armory. The first of many!

I won the undergraduate award for English for last semester, which means I had the best mark in University Prep. English for the whole year (:cool:). I'm rather proud of that because a 97 is not an easy mark to get. I also pulled my average up from a 59% overall to an 85%. Other than that, though, I'm a bit of a failure.

Oh yeah, and I got my first commissioned photography and graphic design jobs.

i got my first job
graduated high school (although I didn't even attend my high school my senior year)
good grades in my college classes

nothing too interesting or great

Sweet fuck-all

Started MMA and BJJ, that's about all I've done that's significant this year.

What about you?

This.

Began living on my own, and doing great at it.

I.N.D.E.P.E.N.D.E.N.T. mayne do you know what that means?

(Really. I can't figure it out, and my black co-worker won't tell me...)
{DA}

Sweet fuck-all

This.

Ehhhh, it's a secret!
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/a/ae/Lenny_Leonard.png/200px-Lenny_Leonard.png

This.This.

This.

Those.

Lost my virginity. On my 18th birthday.

Which made it criminal :(

Those.

This.

I've achieved a handful of things, but there are still many more things I wish I had have achieved. I will never be fully satisfied until I surpass my goals to achievement. What splinter of satisfaction I do have at the moment though, is enough to keep me going.

Started MMA and BJJ, that's about all I've done that's significant this year.

What about you?

You call that an achievement? I know you only started this thread so you could brag about this MMA and Jiu Jitsu business, like you do in many a thread, but the joke here is on you son. Starting an MMA discipline ain't jack shit. Finishing is. But if you think an 'achievement' usually made by 8 year olds is something special, then I'm sure you're going to have a happy fucken New Years.

Come back when you've trained long and hard enough without straying from your chosen discipline to actually achieve something. A black belt in the least.

You call that an achievement? I know you only started this thread so you could brag about this MMA and Jiu Jitsu business, like you do in many a thread, but the joke here is on you son. Starting an MMA discipline ain't jack shit. Finishing is. But if you think an 'achievement' usually made by 8 year olds is something special, then I'm sure you're going to have a happy fucken New Years.

Come back when you've trained long and hard enough without straying from your chosen discipline to actually achieve something. A black belt in the least.

Hey, give him a little credit. Most people just think about all the cool shit they're going to do, but never actually do it, and success doesn't happen without taking the first step. Taking the initiative to start doing something is valuable in itself. No one masters anything until they decide to get their ass off the couch and do it.

i've achieved a handful of things, but there are still many more things i wish i had have achieved. I will never be fully satisfied until i surpass my goals to achievement. What splinter of satisfaction i do have at the moment though, is enough to keep me going.



You call that an achievement? I know you only started this thread so you could brag about this mma and jiu jitsu business, like you do in many a thread, but the joke here is on you son. starting an mma discipline ain't jack shit. finishing is. But if you think an 'achievement' usually made by 8 year olds is something special, then i'm sure you're going to have a happy fucken new years.

Come back when you've trained long and hard enough without straying from your chosen discipline to actually achieve something. A black belt in the least.


killjoy you've ruined easter

Shut your cock hole, slut.:mad:

That's creative.

Hey, give him a little credit. Most people just think about all the cool shit they're going to do, but never actually do it, and success doesn't happen without taking the first step. Taking the initiative to start doing something is valuable in itself. No one masters anything until they decide to get their ass off the couch and do it.

Well, yeah, at least he's got himself off to a start, and also that he knows what he wants in the future. That's the main thing.

Oh and from a friend to you, Silverfuck (now that we've run in by chance I can deliver the message): I wish you a New Years Eve of unrivaled thrills and adventure, enough to satisfy you so we shall see nothing but your beautiful kicked smile all year long.

Well, yeah, at least he's got himself off to a start, and also that he knows what he wants in the future. That's the main thing.

Oh and from a friend to you, Silverfuck (now that we've run in by chance I can deliver the message): Happy New Years eve.

And a very Happy New Year to you as well, Kwinnie ;)

Ehhhh, it's a secret!
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/a/ae/Lenny_Leonard.png/200px-Lenny_Leonard.png

Shut uuuu-uuuup.

http://www.simpsoncrazy.com/gallery/images/Carl1.gif

what have i done in 2008? um...2008 sucked fucking dick for me, it really did. So i have to say the only thing i can brag about the most is meeting nuclearrabbit in person.

Well I graduated. That's about all. Everything else I did good turned to complete shit like getting a new car, woman, etc. etc.


lolwut bring in da 2009 baby

So i have to say the only thing i can brag about the most is meeting nuclearrabbit in person.

Best shit in this thread.

I joined totse :cool:

what have i done in 2008? um...2008 sucked fucking dick for me, it really did. So i have to say the only thing i can brag about the most is meeting nuclearrabbit in person.

I chilled with 4 totseans in '08.

lol @ Danmega and 8 grams of white widow.

Won a few sports related trophies, passed my 1st year of engineering degree. I was thinking "I've done nothing" but in reality I've actually done a bit.

Shut uuuu-uuuup.

http://www.simpsoncrazy.com/gallery/images/Carl1.gif

You fucker you beat me to it :(

I've achieved a handful of things, but there are still many more things I wish I had have achieved. I will never be fully satisfied until I surpass my goals to achievement. What splinter of satisfaction I do have at the moment though, is enough to keep me going.



You call that an achievement? I know you only started this thread so you could brag about this MMA and Jiu Jitsu business, like you do in many a thread, but the joke here is on you son. Starting an MMA discipline ain't jack shit. Finishing is. But if you think an 'achievement' usually made by 8 year olds is something special, then I'm sure you're going to have a happy fucken New Years.

Come back when you've trained long and hard enough without straying from your chosen discipline to actually achieve something. A black belt in the least.
Who the fuck are you?



I said I was going to do it, never got around to it, took at least a month of "should I do it?" before I got around to doing it, so I consider that a success.



Also, stfu newbie.

lost my virginity the day before I started my senior year of high school. Started on the varsity soccer team as a goal keeper. That's the only things I can think of.

Also, stfu newbie.

Dude, its Kwinnie.

Edit: CIA says no I did not.

Dude, its Kwinnie.

I never liked him, but now dislike him more because he told me only a black belt in mma is worth bragging about.

/face

I attempted employment several times, didn't go to jail or screw up epically. I have significantly more funds than I had last year at this time. I got my drivers license and drive my buddys car around frequently. yeah I dunno....

Hmmmm. I broke a lot of laws, didn't get caught. I joined Totse. I lost my virginity and I am still with that girl (and we continue to fuck :D) I guess that's about it...

I figured out that I probably have Crohn's disease! Well the doctors did, but it's still counts as an accomplishment for me. Now I can get better and move on with life.

I left home on Halloween(only left a letter that said I was moving somewhere else, haven't contacted parents since, hehehe they were totally owned) decided to hitchhike to Chicago then quit 3 days later because it was a stupid idea and I hate hate hate carrying a heavy backpack. Now I'm in the bay area leaching off the government, I get free housing and spend my time reading books(usually comic books/manga/graphic novels) and surfing the web, it's a dream come true. My goal is to fake a disability or get diagnosed with one(it's very possible, I could totally get diagnosed with Aspergers and OCD and some other stuff without having to act differently) and live off SSI for the rest my life(the retirement/hikikomori lifestyle would suit me quite well).

I figured out that I probably have Crohn's disease! Well the doctors did, but it's still counts as an accomplishment for me. Now I can get better and move on with life.What did the doctors say? Are you having to eat only certain kinds of foods?

^ Only pretty people like that girl off House M.D. find out they have Crohn's disease, so luckily 449 is in the clear this time. It's good to know what your flaws are so you can cover them though.

I never liked him, but now dislike him more because he told me only a black belt in mma is worth bragging about.

/face

Jiu Jitsu, actually...

...you're the same idiot you've always been, and as long as you're the same idiot you'll continue to be outed in front of everyone else as fail, and you will continue to get your panties in a twist about it and hate the people that outed you. That's your problem. I couldn't care less.

-got into an awesome school
-survived first semester
-mastered the hitherto unknown entity that is public transportation
-met an extremely cool guy who is like my freaking long lost brother
-colored my hair rainbow
-colored my hair green
-colored my hair purple and pink
-colored my hair rastafarian color
-colored my hair black and white
-colored my hair blue
-got a freaking sweet camera
-got most of the supplies i need to set up my own darkroom
-went to my first rave
-taught myself how to dance with glowsticks
-tied a double knot in a cherry stem using only my tongue

^ Only pretty people like that girl off House M.D. find out they have Crohn's disease, so luckily 449 is in the clear this time. It's good to know what your flaws are so you can cover them though.



Jiu Jitsu, actually...

...you're the same idiot you've always been, and as long as you're the same idiot you'll continue to be outed in front of everyone else as fail, and you will continue to get your panties in a twist about it and hate the people that outed you. That's your problem. I couldn't care less.
Just when I think I've read the stupidest post ever, you go and post another. Clearly, you spend way too much time in darkened rooms in front of your seven-year-old computer turning a whiter shade of pale. Go outside once in a while and breathe, before your brain starts to rot from all that festering stagnation and cognitive dysfunction.

Thanks for your contribution, but if I had wanted to hear from somebody with your IQ, I'd be at my local supermarket talking to the vegetables. Does your train of thought have a caboose? Have you ever noticed that whenever you sit behind a keyboard, some idiot starts typing? How true is Stanislaw J. Lec's famous remark: "Every now and then you meet someone whose ignorance is encyclopedic."

Calling you dull is a gross underestimation of just how tedious you are. You have the personality of a damp sponge and the appeal of a moldy sweat sock. Is there anything I need to know about you other than your a grungy social outcast? Maybe you wouldn't be such a Jerk-In-The-Box if you weren't an 'idiot savant' without the 'savant' part; if your weren't so fat that when you walk down the street, everyone yells "Earthquake!", or if you didn't have a face that would give Freddie Kruger nightmares. Nah, of course you would.

To sum up: I'd rather pass the world's largest kidney stone than read another post from you.

Just when I think I've read the stupidest post ever, you go and post another. Clearly, you spend way too much time in darkened rooms in front of your seven-year-old computer turning a whiter shade of pale. Go outside once in a while and breathe, before your brain starts to rot from all that festering stagnation and cognitive dysfunction.

Thanks for your contribution, but if I had wanted to hear from somebody with your IQ, I'd be at my local supermarket talking to the vegetables. Does your train of thought have a caboose? Have you ever noticed that whenever you sit behind a keyboard, some idiot starts typing? How true is Stanislaw J. Lec's famous remark: "Every now and then you meet someone whose ignorance is encyclopedic."

Calling you dull is a gross underestimation of just how tedious you are. You have the personality of a damp sponge and the appeal of a moldy sweat sock. Is there anything I need to know about you other than your a grungy social outcast? Maybe you wouldn't be such a Jerk-In-The-Box if you weren't an 'idiot savant' without the 'savant' part; if your weren't so fat that when you walk down the street, everyone yells "Earthquake!", or if you didn't have a face that would give Freddie Kruger nightmares. Nah, of course you would.

To sum up: I'd rather pass the world's largest kidney stone than read another post from you.

Tch.

That reads just like an ebook of pointless (and slightly humourous) ad hominem remarks, which was written by some angsty loser who still lives with his mother, because he hasn't the social skills to purge himself. The internet being his only outlet as even his own mother can't give him some love, let alone the kinda love he fantasizes about her giving to him, because besides fucking sheep, and wishing it was his step sister that he once saw naked by peeping through the key hole, his mothers filthy herpes studded maori gash is the closest he will ever get to human pussy.

Tip: As far as Ad Hominem shit goes, you might actually want to try working from a known flaw, weakness, or well known feature (such as the lies he propogates, which are extensions of his fantasies of having incestual sex and owning a Skyline) of the target. not some seriously weak "Grade schoolers guide to petty insults for Dummies". That shit was just utterly pathetic.


Later, gator.

Tip: As far as Ad Hominem shit goes, you might actually want to try working from a known flaw, weakness, or well known feature (such as the lies he propogates, which are extensions of his fantasies of having incestual sex and owning a Skyline) of the target.


Like that time you started stalking azalie?
That was lulz.

Tch.

That reads just like an ebook of pointless (and slightly humourous) ad hominem remarks, which was written by some angsty loser who still lives with his mother, because he hasn't the social skills to purge himself. The internet being his only outlet as even his own mother can't give him some love, let alone the kinda love he fantasizes about her giving to him, because besides fucking sheep, and wishing it was his step sister that he once saw naked by peeping through the key hole, his mothers filthy herpes studded maori gash is the closest he will ever get to human pussy.

Tip: As far as Ad Hominem shit goes, you might actually want to try working from a known flaw, weakness, or well known feature (such as the lies he propogates, which are extensions of his fantasies of having incestual sex and owning a Skyline) of the target. not some seriously weak "Grade schoolers guide to petty insults for Dummies". That shit was just utterly pathetic.


Later, gator.Just when I think, "Surely this person has reached and encapsulates the limits of Internet tedium" you go and push the boundary even further. Rumor has it that you are almost incomprehensible in person (as revealed by your desperate urge to babble nonsensically on message boards.) No doubt, this rumor is true.

I suppose I should have some sympathy for your handicap. You are obviously paralyzed from the neck up. I understand what you are trying to say, even though you obviously don't. If you knew what you're talking about, you'd be dangerous. To quote Martin Luther King, Jr.: "Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity."

You have that certain nothing. Truly, you are about as interesting as watching a slug move slowly across a large rock. Looking at you, Darwin would NOT be pleased to see how inefficiently evolution sometimes works. Maybe you wouldn't be such a Jerk-In-The-Box if you weren't living proof that stupid people should not breed; if your weren't so fat that when you run, you make the CD player skip at the radio station, or if you didn't have a face that makes your pillow cry itself to sleep every night. No, come to think of it, you would.

In future, if you have something to say, just shut up.

Graduated high school. yippie

Got license, started college and only dropped two out of four classes I took. Have significantly more money in my account, and I survived Hurricane Ike with no damage.

Like that time you started stalking azalie?
That was lulz.

Although that ain't quite right, and she'll even tell you that if you ask her, it's a fucken good place to work from ;).


Just when I think, "Surely this person has reached and encapsulates the limits of Internet tedium" you go and push the boundary even further. Rumor has it that you are almost incomprehensible in person (as revealed by your desperate urge to babble nonsensically on message boards.) No doubt, this rumor is true.

I suppose I should have some sympathy for your handicap. You are obviously paralyzed from the neck up. I understand what you are trying to say, even though you obviously don't. If you knew what you're talking about, you'd be dangerous. To quote Martin Luther King, Jr.: "Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity."

You have that certain nothing. Truly, you are about as interesting as watching a slug move slowly across a large rock. Looking at you, Darwin would NOT be pleased to see how inefficiently evolution sometimes works. Maybe you wouldn't be such a Jerk-In-The-Box if you weren't living proof that stupid people should not breed; if your weren't so fat that when you run, you make the CD player skip at the radio station, or if you didn't have a face that makes your pillow cry itself to sleep every night. No, come to think of it, you would.

In future, if you have something to say, just shut up.


Lol. You see, the problem with your method - using age old one liners and making stuff up - is that none of it can come anywhere being substantiated and is therefore pretty bloody worthless as an insult. It's sometimes mildly funny, but even the humour side of it would benefit from being based on some sort of base truths.

Although that ain't quite right, and she'll even tell you that if you ask her, it's a fucken good place to work from ;).



Lol. You see, the problem with your method - using age old one liners and making stuff up - is that none of it can come anywhere being substantiated and is therefore pretty bloody worthless as an insult. It's sometimes mildly funny, but even the humour side of it would benefit from being based on some sort of base truths.

NumJum > you.

Although that ain't quite right, and she'll even tell you that if you ask her, it's a fucken good place to work from ;).



Lol. You see, the problem with your method - using age old one liners and making stuff up - is that none of it can come anywhere being substantiated and is therefore pretty bloody worthless as an insult. It's sometimes mildly funny, but even the humour side of it would benefit from being based on some sort of base truths.Your message board incompetence is an inspiration to botched lobotomy patients everywhere. Clearly, you spend way too much time in darkened rooms in front of your seven-year-old computer turning a whiter shade of pale. Go outside once in a while and breathe, before your brain starts to rot from all that festering stagnation and cognitive dysfunction.

I used to think that you were a gibbering idiot. Now, after reading your latest post, I have a much lower opinion of you. You must have a very large brain to hold such a vast amount of sheer ignorance. Have you ever noticed that whenever you sit behind a keyboard, some idiot starts typing? I suggest you need Mark Twain's advice; "It is better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt."

If that post was intended as a joke, you forgot to include the punch line. Is there anything I need to know about you other than your a grungy social outcast? Maybe you wouldn't be such a Jerk-In-The-Box if you weren't intellectually outclassed by dead sheep; if your weren't so fat that your clothes come in three sizes: Extra Large, Jumbo, and Oh-My-God-It's-Coming-Towards-Us!, or if you didn't have a face that makes people ask: "Damn, is it Halloween already?" Who am I kidding? You would.

To sum up: you are about as smart as your rubber bow tie and two left shoes suggest, Bozo. Now, go curl back up in your corner, and continue chewing on your toenails.

Just when I think I've read the stupidest post ever, you go and post another. Clearly, you spend way too much time in darkened rooms in front of your seven-year-old computer turning a whiter shade of pale. Go outside once in a while and breathe, before your brain starts to rot from all that festering stagnation and cognitive dysfunction.

Thanks for your contribution, but if I had wanted to hear from somebody with your IQ, I'd be at my local supermarket talking to the vegetables. Does your train of thought have a caboose? Have you ever noticed that whenever you sit behind a keyboard, some idiot starts typing? How true is Stanislaw J. Lec's famous remark: "Every now and then you meet someone whose ignorance is encyclopedic."

Calling you dull is a gross underestimation of just how tedious you are. You have the personality of a damp sponge and the appeal of a moldy sweat sock. Is there anything I need to know about you other than your a grungy social outcast? Maybe you wouldn't be such a Jerk-In-The-Box if you weren't an 'idiot savant' without the 'savant' part; if your weren't so fat that when you walk down the street, everyone yells "Earthquake!", or if you didn't have a face that would give Freddie Kruger nightmares. Nah, of course you would.

To sum up: I'd rather pass the world's largest kidney stone than read another post from you.


I just don't know what to say to that. I'm absolutely flabagasted. I just read some thing like that. I am most impressed.

-tied a double knot in a cherry stem using only my tongue

hawtt

I just don't know what to say to that. I'm absolutely flabagasted. I just read some thing like that. I am most impressed.

Some of it's pretty funny, but that you've read something just like it..

...I ain't surprised, seeing as it's ripped straight from a random internet flame generator (http://ashishjena.wordpress.com/?s=babble) and has been used as copy pasta by millions of deadshits without an original thought in their body - he's even used the same wall of text of humorous insults 5 or 6 times in this very thread, just slightly reshuffled each time. He probably didn't notice though, seeing as he's about as clever as lowering your testicles into a meat grinder.

Straightout fail.

Some of it's pretty funny, but that you've read something just like it..

...I ain't surprised, seeing as it's ripped straight from a random internet flame generator (http://ashishjena.wordpress.com/?s=babble) and has been used as copy pasta by millions of deadshits without an original thought in their body - he's even used the same wall of text of humorous insults 5 or 6 times in this very thread, just slightly reshuffled each time. He probably didn't notice though, seeing as he's about as clever as lowering your testicles into a meat grinder.

Straightout fail.Lol, you, sir, are the one made of fail.



You actually researched my copypasta to see whether my brain is capable of such sophistication.



And sir, I beg you, please drink boiling water.



EDIT: Also, the flame generator I used randomises each paragraph from a database of revenge.

I feel horrible. I am so out of touch with e-* and trolls. I can't even detect if a thread is fail any more.

Edit: Those flames are so cliché, they are just a string of intelligent sounding lang thrown together with incredibly lame insults that a normal person would try memorize just because they cannot think of their own. Still, I shat bricks when I read that post, I just thought how could a person know so many? Is he some kind of pissed of scholar?

That flame-fest was actually pretty epic. I haven't seen one quite as good in a while.
Me? Aw hell I dunno. I got banned from totse for a while (for quoting a post with toothless joe's picture). Fuck meta, and all that. Stupid fucker. Haven't dropped out of college yet, got a girlfriend (after getting rid of another one! a fucking crazy one...) and won a few tournaments. But I'm still alive and, aside from some glass currently residing in my forearm, healthy. And that's gotta count for something.

That flame-fest was actually pretty epic. I haven't seen one quite as good in a while.
Me? Aw hell I dunno. I got banned from totse for a while (for quoting a post with toothless joe's picture). Fuck meta, and all that. Stupid fucker. Haven't dropped out of college yet, got a girlfriend (after getting rid of another one! a fucking crazy one...) and won a few tournaments. But I'm still alive and, aside from some glass currently residing in my forearm, healthy. And that's gotta count for something.
What sort of tournaments?



sirholkms: inorite? brb

I figured out that I probably have Crohn's disease! Well the doctors did, but it's still counts as an accomplishment for me. Now I can get better and move on with life.

Be careful not to die. The only person I know who had Crohn's disease once threw up in class and promptly died 8 months later of an aneyeurism. good luck!

Be careful not to die. The only person I know who had Crohn's disease once threw up in class and promptly died 8 months later of an aneyeurism. good luck!

I think over the 5 or so years I've been feeling sick from this I've thrown up twice. So I think I'll be fine. :)

I got a job and saved ~$15,000.

Started amateur kickboxing

2-0-1

had a threesome with my girlfriend and her best friend. a bunch of times.

Bought a fucking swish air rifle (http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/8720/230508001er2.jpg)

Got a girlfriend (ok, good and bad points, but still, good atm)

Saved my parents from divorving

Got 2 A's and a B in my history AS levels

Made shitloads of cash

Grew cannabis (http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/9375/dsc07727mi7.jpg) on quite a large scale - to be repeated this year, too :cool:

Be careful not to die. The only person I know who had Crohn's disease once threw up in class and promptly died 8 months later of an aneyeurism. good luck!

I've got Crohn's disease.
OHSNAP.

I get lots of mind warping painkillers though, so it's not too bad.

Got my first Blowjob/ dome (head)
and started to work out and now can bench 135lbs. ten times atm

got my license
made my first guitar
broke my anti-smoking and drinking stigmas (and now enjoy every drink and every cigarette)

Ehhhh, it's a secret!
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/a/ae/Lenny_Leonard.png/200px-Lenny_Leonard.png

Shh...shut up!!

Shh...shut up!!
Already been posted.

I've done quite a bit in 2008.

- I got married.
- I bought a new house.
- I got a new job in a corporate office (world headquarters).
- I'm halfway through my senior year of college (graduating in May).
- I went to DisneyWorld.
- I got a Wii.
- I got a new laptop.
- I sold my first item on ebay.
- I joined totse.
- There are probably some things I'm forgetting, but that'll do.

Bring on the new year.