It's 4 hours until the New Year, so I'll be going to get on the piss real soon. See you guys in a couple days, and Happy Fucken New Years cunts.

*chugs a litre mug of Hoffbrau*

-Kwinnie

EDIT: Done showerin'. This (CotA) is a troll account I created, and still use largely for trolling and shit strirring, when I got a fucken ban for making a thread in SG containing anti American sentiments. They weren't even radical. You cats probably picked that this was me from the get go, I know there ain't a lot that gets past a GH regular. So grab a (slab of) beer, it ain't on my wallet, but it's well worth the investment.

Catch yas ;).

Fuck this, I'm unseasonably tired.

Though I had a big BBQ at mine and didn't actually drink that much.

Time zones mess with my head.

...anyway, I've jsut spent the past week doing a month's worth of work, and I'm about to start drinking for New Year's. Good times.

five more hours here till the new year. you must me a future man you aussie. heh. (i know, i know, date line, time zones, etc.)

It's 14:36 and I'm sitting in an internet cafe in Helsinki...

It's 14:36 and I'm sitting in an internet cafe in Helsinki...

Why are you in Helsinki?

New Years, idiot :D

Back at my mate's flat now. Booooooooooooreeeeeeeeeeeed, because it's too expensive to do anything. Hung over. Friend and GF out buying food for lunch, dinner, alcohol for tonight and tomorrow's breakfast at the only cheap shop in the whole of Finland.

New Years, idiot :D

Back at my mate's flat now. Booooooooooooreeeeeeeeeeeed, because it's too expensive to do anything. Hung over. Friend and GF out buying food for lunch, dinner, alcohol for tonight and tomorrow's breakfast at the only cheap shop in the whole of Finland.

If you're getting desperate for cash, you could always guzzle down Lutfisk brine. If your missus loves you, she'll buy make sure to buy you some good finnish Vodka and go the cheap on everything else.

P.S. By you I mean Me, and by good finnish Vodka I mean a Tikka T3 chambered in .22-250 with synthetic stock, 6 pound trigger, and one piece bolt.

ouch new years hurt.
10 shots of patron.
who knows how much beer from the keg of coors lite. at least a gallon.
6 shots of gold bacardi.
champagne out the ass.
fancy 18 year aged cigar.
some martini rossi.

and some loving to the porcelain throne

red bull ftmfw for hangovers.


anybody see rhys millen's jump after the chic-fil-a bowl

Are you fucking R. Kelly or something?

Lol, a gallon of Coors lite equates to like 5 pints of Draught at best. Champagne out the arse FTW though, high rolla, but I prefer Zibbibo. Not into the wines though, give me power to end all of the strife
courage to kill the pro-life

i don't want to see
you can't change me
you tell me not to bow
just follow for how
you're oh so holier than thou

[chorus:]
the more things change
the more they stay the same
the more
things change
the more
they stay the same

give me patience to deal with all the strain
balance to take the fuckin' pain

i don't want to fake
and i won't break
wo're too happy to be
in our apathy
we smile single file to the line

[chorus]

so c'mon, c'mon, c'mon
we gotta wake up
you don't know you're hight
your right from wrong
we gotta wake up


Uh, I mean a couple gallons of beer, nothing else.

Are you fucking R. Kelly or something?

Nah, R. Kelly ain't into dudes.

haha kwinnie, how was your new years?

im still fucked today from it.

Lol, a gallon of Coors lite equates to like 5 pints of Draught at best. Champagne out the arse FTW though, high rolla, but I prefer Zibbibo. Not into the wines though, give me power to end all of the strife
courage to kill the pro-life

i don't want to see
you can't change me
you tell me not to bow
just follow for how
you're oh so holier than thou

[chorus:]
the more things change
the more they stay the same
the more
things change
the more
they stay the same

give me patience to deal with all the strain
balance to take the fuckin' pain

i don't want to fake
and i won't break
wo're too happy to be
in our apathy
we smile single file to the line

[chorus]

so c'mon, c'mon, c'mon
we gotta wake up
you don't know you're hight
your right from wrong
we gotta wake up


Uh, I mean a couple gallons of beer, nothing else.



Nah, R. Kelly ain't into dudes.

I thought you were going to post this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRZ0TTJbUAA

ouch new years hurt.
list


No no no no no no, this won't do at all.

If you can remember what you drank, you didn't drink enough.

The last time I went on a proper bender, my friend and I spent £100 each and have no recollection of 2am onwards. He woke me up by coming into the house (he passed out in his car) at about three in the afternoon; I was asleep sitting upright in bed against the wall, with all my clothes on, drool all over myself, with the lights on and the front door wide open. He said I looked like a zombie. Two days later (didn't get out of bed the next day) we went into the vodka bar in town and the manager shook us both by the hand.

It is now my goal to train myself to outdrink frink. :mad:

It is now my goal to train myself to outdrink frink. :mad:

It is dangerous to go alone. Take this.

http://wineclearancewarehouse.com.au/images/crown.jpg

It is now my goal to train myself to outdrink frink. :mad:
*plays Rocky theme tune*



The last big drinking session I had was about a month ago for a friend's 20th. We were pretty drunk before even leaving the flat, and I have no memory of what happened after about 1am...woke up on a soaking wet sofa at 9am in a flat with people I'd never seen before but who knew my name.

From other people's stories, I pieced together that I got seperated and ended up coming back with a bunch of random people I was talking to... Still don't know why the sofa was so wet though.

I didn't know that was kwinnie at all.

Still don't know why the sofa was so wet though.

Yes you do.

We've all done it.

Yes you do.

We've all done it.
:D

To my defense, there whole sofa was soaked. I mean, wayyy above crotch level. I'm hoping I didn't make a point of pulling my trousers down and whizzing everywhere.

To my defense, there whole sofa was soaked

Maybe you spilled a whole pint of water on yourself when trying to drink it, I've done that many a time (and poured it on girls many a time, too).

I didn't know that was kwinnie at all.

I hinted at it once or twice.