Was pretty fuckin' fail. There were only two chicks there, seven dudes .. Apparently more chicks were coming, but after two hours of the same crowd, I was not convinced.

I had three 5% drinks then drove home.

How did your guys' parties go?

Shit you're on the other side of the world I wondered why you'd had a party and I couldn't remember anything :|

sucks for you dude :(

I plan on going to about 5 parties tonight and get as much pussy as possible.

Happy new years too!

I was like, "I'm getting pussy tonight", but the cock-to-pussy ratio was severely cocked up.

No pussy for Numjum on New Year's. Should have went to the party my parents went to.

I was like, "I'm getting pussy tonight", but the cock-to-pussy ratio was severely cocked up.

No pussy for Numjum on New Year's. Should have went to the party my parents went to.

Parties like that suck :( usually our parties consist of the decent guys and girls from back in school then whoever we've met/trying to fuck that night.

Some chick from school that I haven't seen in about six years was supposed to come ... don't know why the fuck she didn't...

fuckin' aussies and their fucked up time zones

fuckin' aussies and their fucked up time zonesfail

fail

North America is immune to failure

Nobody I knew is even fucking throwing a NYE party. Im going to see the massive fireworks of Q1 (tallest residential buidling in the southern hemisphere, not that any of you give a shit)

im going with my mum since nobody else is doing shit and it gives me stuff to do

Some chick from school that I haven't seen in about six years was supposed to come ... don't know why the fuck she didn't...

She knew you were coming.

North America is immune to failure


Ironic. FAIL.

Fuck. I better get fucking laid tonight. Seriously. It's been like 8 fucking months. AND I WAS ENGAGED (broke it off, lol). WHAT THE FUCK. I had in-house dick and I wasn't getting any. What the fuck.

Anyway, I'm trying to catch the hiv, man, and as we all know, that shit runs rampant in Bodymore, Murdaland. Wish me luck!

She knew you were coming.
Not me, all the males there except for two had gone to the same school six years ago- that's where we all met.

She knew you were coming.

So she went and grabbed a towel before things got messy

I was like, "I'm getting pussy tonight", but the cock-to-pussy ratio was severely cocked up.

No pussy for Numjum on New Year's. Should have went to the party my parents went to.

At least if you'd gone to a party with your mother in attendance you would have got some pussy

you incestuous creep

New Years is still 12 hours away in the only time zone that matters, bub.

My night is going to suck, I think. There was supposed to be a party, but people are shit at planning things in advance...

Just about to crack open a bottle of 1969 dom perignon :cool:. Then I'm gonna go party at some for sure pretty off the hook parties. I always usually find a big ass party, if it's gonna somethin gay I'd sit at home with a lady and sip on some wine or champagne, smoke a little weed and fire off some automatic assault rifles at midnight.


But it's still 12 hours away, and I probably won't leave here, if there is a big party going on until 8ish or so, so I've still got about 7 hours before I'm going anywhere.

Some chick from school that I haven't seen in about six years was supposed to come ... don't know why the fuck she didn't...

lol, wonder why. I'll probably stay home and drink by myself since that's how all alcoholics should do.

New Years is still 12 hours away in the only time zone that matters, bub.

My night is going to suck, I think. There was supposed to be a party, but people are shit at planning things in advance...

I'm in the same situation, I've been asking everybody I know about parties/bars but nobody's made any fucking plans. Hopefully it'll somehow workout.

North America is immune to failure

win45

9 years ago people thought the world was going to end and shit. Y2K, lulz.

9 years ago people thought the world was going to end and shit. Y2K, lulz.

2012 is the next date everyone is worry about.

holy fuck you guys are sad.

2012 is the next date everyone is worry about.

Worry? Man I can't fucking wait to shoot down some zombies :cool:

But that's just me. I'm sure nothing will happen, like always.

Lol been awake since yesterday morning, amped up and high right now, supposed to be getting either acid, X, or both, in a few minutes, and probably more weed.

At least if you'd gone to a party with your mother in attendance you would have got some pussy

you incestuous creep

Dear Bummy boi:

How would you feel if I were to use in tandem here? would it suit? also kindly explain what exactly "in attendance" means, if you don't mind. I failed to find it in google or my usual online dictionaries.

p.s. i truly am not sure what exactly "in attendance" means, just to clarify