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449
2009-01-01, 04:25
I just wasted 12 minutes of my life watching that movie. It was so fucking boring. The sad part is I tried to watch it a previous time when I was really tired, high ,but I got tired and didn't watch more than ten minutes of it.

Now I'm going to go watch The Curious Case of Benjamin Button. Wish me luck really because I don't want to have nothing to watch and have to scour The PirateBay/IMDB for a new fucking movie.

plehem12
2009-01-01, 04:29
but i barely fucking finished downloading it. why didnt you tell me this before? thanks a lot

449
2009-01-01, 04:37
but i barely fucking finished downloading it. why didnt you tell me this before? thanks a lot

I downloaded it twice in avi and once in DVD(for a friend.) :(

Mankonaut
2009-01-01, 04:54
Wow, 12 minutes? You're a fucking idiot. That's barely past the opening credits.

Ford Prefect
2009-01-01, 05:08
Wow, 12 minutes? You're a fucking idiot. That's barely past the opening credits.

No, it's real shit. It was a good move.


The Curious Case of Benjamin Button on the other hand, is excellent! Also download In Bruges if you haven't already.

-F☺rd

Mankonaut
2009-01-01, 05:12
No, it's real shit. It was a good move.


The Curious Case of Benjamin Button on the other hand, is excellent! Also download In Bruges if you haven't already.

-F☺rd
I was hoping it would be good :mad: I'll just watch In Bruges again.
EVERYONE WATCH IN BRUGES.

Death Insurance
2009-01-01, 05:19
Magical sex chair.

Peoples Elmo
2009-01-01, 06:40
Magical sex chair.
im building a magic sex chair too;)
I thought it was good, It kind of hits you at the end, the movies about how everyone's a dumbfuck

AquaxMan
2009-01-01, 07:23
but i barely fucking finished downloading it. why didnt you tell me this before? thanks a lot

OP's a dumbass. Give the film a chance.

449
2009-01-01, 07:37
Wow, 12 minutes? You're a fucking idiot. That's barely past the opening credits.

What credits?

Mankonaut
2009-01-01, 09:12
OP's a dumbass. Give the film a chance.
I dunno what to think any more...:( HALP!

ObsdianZ
2009-01-01, 10:04
Watched it.

Shrugged my shoulders.

Tucked it away in my 1TB external drive.

I don't think I'll ever watch it again.

*ObZ

Bckpckr
2009-01-01, 10:29
only black man in vermont listed it as one of his top films of the year.

::grabs popcorn to munch on while watching ensuing argument::

Rev Ziggy
2009-01-01, 16:41
I thought it was a great film, definitely a Coen Brothers film.

jai614
2009-01-01, 20:50
lol, yeah. Burn after Reading bored the fuck out of me.
I watched Curious Case of Benjamin Button today actually and came to see what the temple thought of it. That was a good movie.

crow4523
2009-01-02, 02:03
Yes, we should all watch this wonderful masterpiece of film.

DrZeusDrZeus
2009-01-02, 03:42
Think you should read my ''Brad Pitt Dying'' thread in HB,that makes the movie hilarious....well that scene.

Jaydo
2009-01-02, 09:43
It's like a greek tragedy without the pleasure of the people you hate in the story getting their shit ruined.

I hated this movie.

Parts of it were funny, but almost all of the characters were so fucking dumb in their own ways it was infuriating.

Moral of this story: don't be a dick. Oh and your wife wants a divorce.

OpiateSeclorum868
2009-01-02, 16:41
Just finished watching it, excellent movie.

I will say that the beginning is a little slow, and I didn't really understand where they were going with it for a while, but by the end I was laughing my ass off. The final lines sum up the movie so well and the way they're delivered is just brilliant.

The Coen brothers are masters of their craft, and their comedic timing is excellent. The basement reveal, the closet scene, the carrot cutting, and the final exchange all had me in stitches.

Also, the serious score was just perfect.

twinrage
2009-01-03, 23:30
I thought Burn After Reading was fucking shit. A few friends of mine agree.

static_void
2009-01-04, 00:44
I thought it was pretty good, though they could have done something better with the ending. Still, a good film overall IMO.

Spam Man Sam
2009-01-05, 06:15
I tought Burn After Reading was a great film, and really felt like a Coen Brothers comedy of errors. If you didn't like it well fuck you.

Ed Lister
2009-01-09, 02:58
Great Movie

mr.blunt
2009-01-14, 02:15
I thought this movie was funny as shit, but mostly towards the end. The parts with the CIA boss were priceless.

dark-easterbunny
2009-01-15, 00:16
12 minutes , you have no backbone

After 30 min of watching this movie i was still wondering where the hell the plot was moving too and why i was watching this shit in the first place

But, because i payed for the damn movie anyways, i decided to watch the rest

It was....i wouldn't say brilliant, but quite good. Original. Was extremely funny just not in the way i expected at the start of the movie