so if were one second off, wont all the computers be one second off? how do i know if my computer is one second off. this could really be serious.

also, robbie (bobby) knieval is about to do his stunt, if he dies it Y2K9

even he he doesnt, it might still be bad

also, he has no speedometer and might be retarded

they grossly over embellished his stunt.
fuck fox.

and the worlds oldest teenager might have alzheimers
(dick clark)

so far the year 2009 sucks, i just noticed how commercialized our society is. its like every aspect of every 2009 countdown channel is that way solely for commercial purposes

so far the year 2009 sucks, i just noticed how commercialized our society is. its like every aspect of every 2009 countdown channel is that way solely for commercial purposes

Did they even use the big apple in New York this year? All I saw was the huge LED screen counting down... :/ go humanity.

Did they even use the big apple in New York this year? All I saw was the huge LED screen counting down... :/ go humanity.

You say this, yet you spent your time watching it on TV still?

2009.
20 - 9 = 11
11 = 8 + 3
8.
8 = 2 + 6
2 + 6
26
26 = z

zombies.

some things i learned in 2008 that i will take with me into the new year

shaving letters into my pubes is not as easy as it seems

cutting some ones head off is not as easy as it seems

dont use hair gel as shampoo for your pubes

if the cops catch you, and all you have is seven pills, just take them

dont tell a judge about any of these career ideas:
training monkeys to fly birds
build a laser to project things on the moon and use it to sell advertisements
urban outdoorsmen
pornographer
magician
canadian
ghost hunter

also, if you get a form from a judge that says list five goals, fill it w/ bullshit goals that you already know are going to happen, or something they cant prove. like dont say "i wanna learn to juggle" even if you do, because when you start learning how to juggle at first it seems like the right idea, but then 3 hours later, you are done for the rest of your life. tthen, if the judge doesnt like you, your day will come to be discharged and she will say "lets look at your goals:did you learn to jugle?"
then you say "no"
thhen she says "7 more weeks"

so make your five goals this:
turn 18 (if your seventeen)
wrestle aan aligator (she wont call your bluff)
masturbate
to walk to the exit of jail (she will like this one)
to talk more to god(LOL)

2009.
20 - 9 = 11
11 = 8 + 3
8.
8 = 2 + 6
2 + 6
26
26 = z

zombies.

2+6=8?
H

H=hermaphrodite

2+6=8?
H

H=hermaphrodite

Hermaphrodite zombies? That'd be unpleasant.

Happy New Year: Welcome to Depression 2009!