To me, it's a mystery. What the hell goes on in the bathroom between two females? It seems like every time one has to go, she has to go with a friend. As far as I'm concerned there is some secret meeting going on. But really, what goes on when one girl has to 'go pee' and aks's another girl to accompany her.

The reason I bring this up. Last night at a small new years party at my house, we were all sitting around the table, drinking, talking laughing, whatever. One girl that was there, said she had to 'go pee' and her friend accompanied her to the bathroom. Now, it may have been because I was drunk, or wasn't really paying attention, or it was a record time piss because they were gone no more then 50 seconds. When they came back, they sat down, and broke out the camera, and just like clockwork the one that was accomanying looked at the other girl, and said with that devlish smile "Hey, you should take a picture with Expl0its". The thing is... she refused. It wasn't a flat out refusal, she looked like she almost made an attempt to get up and come take a picture, but was hesitant and said no.... WTF is that all about?

Now some background on this girl. Whenever she's over, she's quiet. Even if she's drinking. This time, she was pretty outspoken. It's also takes some convinsing to get her to drink, but this time she dove right in. She's also been hitting me up non stop (along with a couple other people) and I've thrown little small hints out there to see what she's about, but never responds. Last night though, I caught her looking at me all the time.

So S&A, try and help me understand WTF is going on!

BTW: I'm sorry, I still feel kind of drunk :(
So if this post doesn't make sense, I'm really sorry.

To me, it's a mystery. What the hell goes on in the bathroom between two females? It seems like every time one has to go, she has to go with a friend. As far as I'm concerned there is some secret meeting going on. But really, what goes on when one girl has to 'go pee' and aks's another girl to accompany her.

The reason I bring this up. Last night at a small new years party at my house, we were all sitting around the table, drinking, talking laughing, whatever. One girl that was there, said she had to 'go pee' and her friend accompanied her to the bathroom. Now, it may have been because I was drunk, or wasn't really paying attention, or it was a record time piss because they were gone no more then 50 seconds. When they came back, they sat down, and broke out the camera, and just like clockwork the one that was accomanying looked at the other girl, and said with that devlish smile "Hey, you should take a picture with Expl0its". The thing is... she refused. It wasn't a flat out refusal, she looked like she almost made an attempt to get up and come take a picture, but was hesitant and said no.... WTF is that all about?

Now some background on this girl. Whenever she's over, she's quiet. Even if she's drinking. This time, she was pretty outspoken. It's also takes some convinsing to get her to drink, but this time she dove right in. She's also been hitting me up non stop (along with a couple other people) and I've thrown little small hints out there to see what she's about, but never responds. Last night though, I caught her looking at me all the time.


No offense but you started out by saying "What the hell goes on in the bathroom between two females? ", which led us/me to think you were referring to the general female population, then you turned around and gave an example involving two specific girls...which one is it that you are really asking? Cause we can (probably) help with the former but not with latter.

No offense but you started out by saying "What the hell goes on in the bathroom between two females? ", which led us/me to think you were referring to the general female population, then you turned around and gave an example involving two specific girls...which one is it that you are really asking? Cause we can (probably) help with the former but not with latter.

It's a general thing. WTF goes on in those situations, and WTF goes on in general when two girls go pee together?

They were talking about you, and she likes you.

Thats what your thinking and your probably right.

It's a general thing. WTF goes on in those situations, and WTF goes on in general when two girls go pee together?

In most cases, endless talk about frivolous, girly shit

It's a general thing. WTF goes on in those situations, and WTF goes on in general when two girls go pee together?

they were either

1. talking about shit they don't want you to hear
2. plotting their plan to entice you make a move on the camera bitch or.....
3. railing lines off each other's asses

If they were plotting to entice me, they why the reluctance to take a picture....?

In most cases, endless talk about frivolous, girly shit

Like?

If they were plotting to entice me, they why the reluctance to take a picture....?



Like?

"omg I absolutely love your top!!! where did you get it"

"really you do? I thought the colour was a bit too bright for me but thanks!! i got it at Suzy Shier!!"

"omg really? you go to suzy shier too? I luuuuuuuuurve suzy shier~~!!"

"Me too!!! omg we should go together sometimes~!~!"

"omg omg omg" *squeals in stereotypically female-like excitement*

probably doing something like this

http://theshithole.com/scat_girl_power/e.jpg

You should go into the bathroom with them and hold them as hostages in there. Then say that you won't let them out until they tell you what they are talking about.

Okay there are many possible reasons girls go to the bathroom together.

1. If in a club protection, company if there's line ups, they don't want to lose their friends etc.

2. They may need something, make up, hair brush, tampon etc.

3. They want to have a chat in private.

4. They want a girlfriend to help them with something, fixing their bra/hair... so on.

5. They both happen to have the urge to urinate at the same time.

And on and on...

There's really nothing scandalous about it.

Okay there are many possible reasons girls go to the bathroom together.

1. If in a club protection, company if there's line ups, they don't want to lose their friends etc.

2. They may need something, make up, hair brush, tampon etc.

3. They want to have a chat in private.

4. They want a girlfriend to help them with something, fixing their bra/hair... so on.

5. They both happen to have the urge to urinate at the same time.

And on and on...

There's really nothing scandalous about it.


In a house with with 4 other people? RIIIGGGHHHTTT.... It's always something scandalous with you females.

In a house with with 4 other people? RIIIGGGHHHTTT.... It's always something scandalous with you females.

what the hell are you even talking about? you never said there were 4 people living in the house in the original post so i don't know wtf you were on about.

Ripstick made a very good post/brought up many good points. Ignore them at your own peril.

u=annoying

what the hell are you even talking about? you never said there were 4 people living in the house in the original post so i don't know wtf you were on about.

Ripstick made a very good post/brought up many good points. Ignore them at your own peril.

u=annoying

LOL, here we go again...


It should not matter if I stated how many people were 'living' in the house. That is moot.

you should just ask them
"excuse me but, what the fuck were you two doing in there"

It should not matter if I stated how many people were 'living' in the house. That is moot.

Yes it does. You were (sort of) disagreeing with ripstick's post based on the fact that there were 4 people living in the house, which was/is a new piece of information you introduced just now, which means it was not in the original post. This is significant because what Ripstick said was based on what information was available to her at the time of writing, aka the original post. Therefore, your retort (actually it should be more like, "back talk") is moot.

you should just ask them
"excuse me but, what the fuck were you two doing in there"

and they will be like, "In there we were doing the fuck, from which you were excused" and you'll be like, "dayum, not too bad coming from a woman/women"

and they will be like, "In there we were doing the fuck, from which you were excused" and you'll be like, "dayum, not too bad coming from a woman/women"

gay/notfunny.

notfunny.

and I already pre-empted this kind of verdict with "not too bad coming from a woman" so what's your point, you the cross-bred offspring between Prometheus and a magazine

It's just a time to talk. If they're ungraceful enough to make it obvious that it was just a whisper then they should be shamed!

It's just a time to talk. If they're ungraceful enough to make it obvious that it was just a whisper then they should be shamed!

it's always obvious. it's not like "oh we need to wipe each other's vaginas!"

Two girls were kissing and touching each other at my bathroom once :eek:

The girl obviously really likes you, but is also really very shy.

If she's pretty, make a move, you can't lose here. And such girls are usually the best.

Pics for more accurate advice.


What happened in the bathroom? The girl went there, her friend went along to encourage her to make a move on you. She then attempted to force the girl to make some sort of a move, but she shyed away.

So yep - post pics of the girls, and we'll tell you what exactly to do next.

I believe OP is spoken for

So yep - post pics of the girls, and we'll tell you what exactly to do next.

are you trying to be funny and/or cute?

seriously people (not singling you out, agent), i am sick of seeing variations of "post pics of girl/boobs/vag"...whatever. It's not funny nor cute. there are like tons of girly pics/porn out there on the net

I believe OP is spoken for

You could be right, seeing as how you have (probably) known OP since before he started using this troll account

It's not a troll account, it has just replaced the old one.

are you trying to be funny and/or cute?

seriously people (not singling you out, agent), i am sick of seeing variations of "post pics of girl/boobs/vag"...whatever. It's not funny nor cute. there are like tons of girly pics/porn out there on the net

No, I think it would genuinely help us identify what was going through their heads when they did the actions that the OP described. Why would I want to see some crappy pic of some random girl?

It's not a troll account,

I see.

Which explains why his posts are so lacking in wit, i guess



it has just replaced the old one.

which was...?

Why would I want to see some crappy pic of some random girl?

I see.

Apologies then. Although that post wasn't really directed towards you, but rather those who tend to ask for pics

I see.

Which explains why his posts are so lacking in wit, i guess



which was...?

LAWL. You don't need to know what my beforehand account was.

LAWL. You don't need to know what my beforehand account was.

Of course I don't need to. I want to.


All kidding aside, i dont particularly care to find out. You are un-witty and kind of annoying

stories go better with pics.

LAWL. You don't need to know what my beforehand account was.

http://blog.pharmalive.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/o_rly.jpg

Shut up WAN, you're stupid. Go away.

They were talking about you, and she likes you.

Thats what your thinking and your probably right.



That and they are probably fixing there make up :mad:

3. railing lines off each other's asses

*pumps fist in air*
we can dream...

3. railing lines off each other's asses

I like to hope so....:D

well somestimes as someone said it is for security reasons...rule is a lot of times is bring a friend..cuts down on rapes/robbing etc..

girl supplies

sometimes its to talk like if you dont like someone they help you plan to get the fuck outta there by making up something important they need to do...or to see how the "time" is going..if on a double date or something

or just to get away and talk shit sometimes..

many reasons really

well somestimes as someone said it is for security reasons...rule is a lot of times is bring a friend..cuts down on rapes/robbing etc..

girl supplies

sometimes its to talk like if you dont like someone they help you plan to get the fuck outta there by making up something important they need to do...or to see how the "time" is going..if on a double date or something

or just to get away and take a shit sometimes..

many reasons really

Where do girls get raped in the girls' bathroom? Seriously? If it's that bad at the OP's house then he needs to move away.

Where do girls get raped in the girls' bathroom? Seriously? If it's that bad at the OP's house then he needs to move away.

I lol'd.

Only fat girls get raped because rapists know no one can hear them scream through the neck fat, the rest who claim to have been raped are attention seekers and liars.

I just like to believe they lez each other up in the girls room, I'll find out the mysteries of those rooms one day.

YuuuucK! Women pee????!

Say it ain't so!

Ok, seriously though while I too would like to believe that they are indeed white lining off each other's nubile young bodies, the truth is somewhat less exciting.Like so much it's a fossilized remain from the time when we had all just come down from the trees.

Also women are a lot more mature than boys in one regard, ie they can be in the same room as someone else's naked vagina and not think they'll catch t3h gayz0rs. Whereas all American boys KNOW that to even catch the merest glimpse of another boy's wee-wee will turn them into a fag.

Whereas all American boys KNOW that to even catch the merest glimpse of another boy's wee-wee will turn them into a fag.

1. LAWL
2. To be fair, a good amount of Canadian boys think this way too

I don't know about the rest of you, but I only go in the restrooms with women if I'm railing lines off their ass/titties.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I only go in the restrooms with women if I'm railing lines off their ass/titties.

Pics or ban.

Pics or ban.

We'll trade. You send me a bag and hot chick to blow it off of and I'll send you pictures.

After living with two girls for 6 months, I've learned a few things:

MOST of the time she would cry about how much I was a fuck up. (drinking too much, not wanting sex, depression and more).

It would give them a private place to cry to eachother.

Help pull crusty tampons out of eachother

Random private chats and laughter

I was at the airport, and two chicks were running around. They stopped suddenly and said simultaneously, "Let's play hide n seek." They proceeded to run into the bathroom. Their careless mistake unlocked the truth.

True story.