Seriously, they are. Last night, my buddy, his girlfriend and I were drunk and wrestling around. Some how we all ended up on a bed in the mix of all the fighting/wrestling. Being all of us are so intoxicated we just lay there. The girl; my buddy's girlfriend, suddenly grabs my hand and puts it on her boob. Now, not wanting to stir up trouble, I just sat there with my hand on her boob. I was respectful, and wasn't really up for fondling my friends girl, but then she started squeezing my hand with hers... :D WIN

After they get up to go and leave, I look at the girl, and go "You know.... that was my hand you grabbed" She gave me a look of shock, but it looked more like fake shock, and then a big ass grin. Now that I look back on, I think she meant to make that 'mistake'.....

Drunk friends are awesome!

I bet they argued all the way home, lol.

I bet they argued all the way home, lol.

I bet he beat the shit out of her.

I bet they're going to break up now.

You're a horrible person.

Seriously, they are. Last night, my buddy, his girlfriend and I were drunk and wrestling around. lay there. The girl; my buddy's girlfriend, suddenly grabs my hand and puts it on her boob. Now, not wanting to stir up trouble, I just sat there with my hand on her boob. I was respectful, and wasn't really up for fondling my friends girl, but then she started squeezing my hand with hers... :D WIN

After they get up to go and leave, I look at the girl, and go "You know.... that was my hand you grabbed" She gave me a look of shock, but it looked more like fake shock, and then a big ass grin. Now that I look back on, I think she meant to make that 'mistake'.....

Drunk friends are awesome!


Not to be a killjoy but I would feel awkward around her/him/the cheater and sorry for my friend if this happened to me.

Sluts are worthless.

I went out back to take a piss, I look in the back window, and low an behold I see my friend and his gf fucking. She had a nice ass :)

post pics of the girl

sounds like she wanted two cocks

What a whore.

You totally should've Ifel-Towered her.

-deus-

How big were her tits?

How big were her tits?

They were good size.... I think.

So thats how you met the new year? A cop your friend's girlfriend's boob? Sounds like a blast.

fuck her.

I take by the sounds of your excitement, that's your first time touching a female, am I correct?

So thats how you met the new year? A cop your friend's girlfriend's boob? Sounds like a blast.

your quick

you got rid of that "s"

I take by the sounds of your excitement, that's your first time touching a female, am I correct?


lol...agreed

You totally should've Ifel-Towered her.



Obscure references do not make one sound smart.

Not implying anything, of course

that's your first time touching a female,

it wouldnt' surprise me

Seriously, they are. Last night, my buddy, his girlfriend and I were drunk and wrestling around. Some how we all ended up on a bed in the mix of all the fighting/wrestling. Being all of us are so intoxicated we just lay there. The girl; my buddy's girlfriend, suddenly grabs my hand and puts it on her boob. Now, not wanting to stir up trouble, I just sat there with my hand on her boob. I was respectful, and wasn't really up for fondling my friends girl, but then she started squeezing my hand with hers... :D WIN

After they get up to go and leave, I look at the girl, and go "You know.... that was my hand you grabbed" She gave me a look of shock, but it looked more like fake shock, and then a big ass grin. Now that I look back on, I think she meant to make that 'mistake'.....

Drunk friends are awesome!

If this is the definition of "best" friends, I must have soulmates.

If this is the definition of "best" friends, I must have soulmates.

good one

Drunk friends aren't always that great, some friends are great, buuuuut when tipped over certain point they become arseholes. I'm one of them :)

Pfft, we all got drunk last night, Murderman got robbed by the girl I'm trying to get with because she got too drunk to remember why the fuck she had money and cigarettes, lost the money, left for 5 hours (all the while I passed out with her puppy {+brownie points for me}), I woke up, phone was out of time, smoked some good as weed, and almost passed out on the stairs.

Oh yeah, I found out the girl I'm trying to get with could have herpes too :(

I entered this thread expecting threesome tales.

I leave disappointed. :(

...Good fun all round then.

My friend has always liked my girlfriend, even since before we got together (we've been together a year and a half) and still tells her this. My gf is the only person he has told and he doesn't know that I know. I've never said anything to him about it because I know hes harmless, has never tried to split us up (he has a lot of ammo), and my gf tells me about it and we just laugh. I'm cool with it, how can I blame him for liking her?

But thats not the weird bit. He has been going out with this girl for like 4 months now and shes pretty damn hot. He's told my gf that if she ever wanted anything to happen between them he would leave her straight away. This leads to the strange bit....

My friend wants a gf swap! He's never said it, but whenever we go out he always tells me to slap her butt or feel her titties. To try and confirm my suspicions, one time I asked if he would be up for threesomes with both of our girls, and he said yes. I fucken lawled. Now he always makes hints about having a threesome to his girlfriend.

My friend is an idiot. I might just go for the threesome with his gf and then say he can't fuck mine. Pwnt.

Sluts are worthless.


This.

Sluts are worthless.
No they're not :mad:. They do just fine at getting pounded hard by me :mad:.