my mom has her computer in the bedroom and my dad is always on his laptop in the living room. all day and all night long. they do nothing else besides go to work. they don't even watch tv anymore. my dad posts on 4chan a lot, from what i've seen, and my mom goes on something awful. i think they've also started blogging, about what i have no idea because they don't do ANYTHING. my sister is also on the computer downstairs a good bit, probably looking at porn, as she closes all the windows whenever i start heading down the steps. it's fucking miserable. at dinner time, my mom just throws some shit into the oven (she used to make really good meals, now they fucking suck and are halfassed), then when it's done they eat really fast standing up, pissing me off as i am trying to actually sit down and eat dinner normally, and then they run off back to their computers. my dad's feet have actually been swelling up from being in that chair on the computer or asleep a good 20 hours a day now that he's on vacation from work.

fuck the internet. this house has fucking 4 computers in it with all 4 people on them at all times, alone in different rooms, posting on totse, 4chan, something awful, myspace, and looking at porn and who knows what else. this is hardly a family. does anyone else have a house like this?

You're family sounds like hardcore faggots, I can see where you get it from.
4chan is everything wrong with the internet :mad:

my sister is the same way.


But she lives with her husband and daughter. She neglects her family and her house and is getting fat from doing nothing but posting on internet forums all day.


I'm surprised her husband hasn't left her yet.



Ive had certain periods like that myself But usually i have something at least semi interesting going on my life.



also...

computer are the new "idiot boxes"

4chan is everything wrong with the internet :mad:

I resent that.

I am everything wrong with the internet.

my sister is the same way.


But she lives with her husband and daughter. She neglects her family and her house and is getting fat from doing nothing but posting on internet forums all day.


I'm surprised her husband hasn't left her yet.



Ive had certain periods like that myself But usually i have something at least semi interesting going on my life.



also...

computer are the new "idiot boxes"

You can't be serious...well, it depends on what people do, I guess. Posting on forums is hardly "idiotic", because it's interactive.

You can't be serious...well, it depends on what people do, I guess. Posting on forums is hardly "idiotic", because it's interactive.

protip: "idiot box" is a term used to refer to a tv. he's saying computers are like the new tv's. a different way for people to sit around and do nothing and waste their lives.

protip: "idiot box" is a term used to refer to a tv. he's saying computers are like the new tv's. a different way for people to sit around and do nothing and waste their lives.


I thought he meant to say that comps make people stupid like TVs do.

But thanks for the explanation.

You can't be serious...well, it depends on what people do, I guess. Posting on forums is hardly "idiotic", because it's interactive.



the internet is made to keep the general population brain washed with nonsense. Its the mans way of keepin us down.

the internet is made to keep the general population brain washed with nonsense. Its the mans way of keepin us down.

o....kay....

*slowly backs away*

lol dude

Thats what the next generation is going to be saying.

wtf r u complainin about, if my family stopped hassling me and just plain ignored me i would be extremely happy

Invite them over here.

And: Is your little sister hot?

Thats what the next generation is going to be saying.

lol..

This is probably true.

Invite them over here.

And: Is your little sister hot?

Beat me to it :mad:

Happy New Year, btw :cool:

Next time at dinner? mention the incest forums and how completely sick they are.
I bet you they'll rush off to go and find them, and when they do? You'll end up sharing more than dinner together.
Problem Solved!

^^^ dude

gross

'tell 'em to keep a tally of how many time they see CP(with proof) on 4chan. Then see who wins at the end of the week.

family games rule!"11!

Start trolling your family. Seriously, your situation sounds like it has potential for epic lulz.

Next time at dinner? mention the incest forums and how completely sick they are.
I bet you they'll rush off to go and find them, and when they do? You'll ending sharing more than dinner together.
Problem Solved!

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Man, I've been playing poker since 6pm on New Years Eve. Had a 5 hour nap earlier. But grinded myself $500. Not a bad life.

I wish someone in my family posted here :(

So you would prefer your family hassling you?

I wish someone in my family posted here :(
Thow thith ith whath thu do on the (hic) interneth.
They theme (hic) like good sorts
Can you go to the thtore (hic) and get your dear mother another 40 ounth of my fwend Jack and tell him to bwing hith fwend Jimmy, I'm in the mood for a 40oz tweesum........
ohhhhh yeah....can you get me a pack of tampons too.....thuper.
No you don't dude! :p

No you don't dude! :p

Even if my mom said something like that on here, I would still like her to post just so I can troll her

Post their pics on the chan & tell about your incest fantasies.

Let the stupid people be stupid and don't worry about them.

computer are the new "idiot boxes"

I lol'd.

Hey! Idiots can still have very nice boxes.

Anyone who's seen Youtube comments knows that the computer is the new idiot box. We allowed all those idiots the power to express themselves...

You sound like you are complaining about your family all being like you

perhaps you should lead by example and organise a wholesome family outing

Anyone who's seen Youtube comments knows that the computer is the new idiot box. We allowed all those idiots the power to express themselves...

Aye, I have to make myself not look at them.

I jacked off to nudes of your sister I found on /b/.

That's pretty awful.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2361/2527550954_6321d513e8.jpg
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