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SolomonJones
2009-01-01, 23:30
So last night I attended a New Year's Party at one of my friend's house. The story is that her younger sister is a total babe. Whenever I have found myself at that house just to chill with my friends, her sister usually will come over and clearly begin to flirt with me.

My friend told me that her younger sister and her friends always talk about me, and I even recently found out that she secretly took pictures of me on her phone...A little strange I know, but I do not mind it, as she is incredibly good looking, has a nice set of knockers, and has the potential to get the majority of guys.

Anyway, basically what I am saying is, that I have the potential to get with this girl whenever I would like.

We are at the party, well into the consumption of beverages, and it was looking as if 2009 was going to begin in a favorable fashion. We were talking and "connecting" when I realized that my drink was empty. Instinctively, I leave this girl for a moment to retrieve another.

When I return, I come to find her taking care of her best friend whom is vomiting everywhere in the bathroom. Very preoccupied with her friend, I slowly realize that my evening with this girl is slipping through my fingers.

Being the wonderful human being that I am, I ask her if she needs help with anything. To my question she responds with this: "Oh no SolomonJones, thank you so much, but (her friend) doesn't want me to leave, and I'm going to have to make sure that she does okay. You are a great friend..."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W41aUTGYuuo


Fuck whiny ass girls who can't hold their liquor :mad:

resmeplz
2009-01-01, 23:36
what a cockblock.

SolomonJones
2009-01-01, 23:59
what a cockblock.

Seriously, hopefully the rest of the year goes better :(

LSA King
2009-01-02, 00:12
Man that is some serious bullshit :mad:

longshot
2009-01-02, 07:47
i chuckle at your misfortune. :rolleyes:

Aquabania
2009-01-02, 22:05
haha, i wasnt even close to getting laid!


sucker!