OMr_duckO
2009-01-02, 01:33
So one day I've decided to try weed peanut butter. I won't use this method again, because I can't stand the the flavor. I simply
chopped up a big bud (don't know how much it weighed or it's potency, but i bet it was maybe between 0.75g - 1.5g's, it was a fairly large bud) finely. Then i put in it some peanut butter and made sure all the weed was covered up by it. Then i popped it in the microwave until the weed was brown/almost black. It didn't taste so bad the first time. I ate the whole thing like pudding, not knowing what I was in for. After maybe an hour, I felt not much more than some mild sedation.
So i'm like fuck this shit, what a waste. Then I decided to go for a walk. So i was walking up the hill to the avenue. This is when the fun started, and ultra time dilation began taking effect.I decided to call my friend. I didn't realize how fuxXx0r3d I was already. All that came out was like half gibberish half laughter, and i couldn't
form a single coherent sentence no matter how hard I tried. I just hung up and continued walking.
When I was on the sidewalk of the avenue, I was almost peaking. It was like I was in a higher plane of existence, and it was total bliss. Everything looked so much more beautiful than it really was (I live in a suburban town). You'd have to experience it yourself
to see what I mean. I've had the best time of my life, and all it consisted of was walking to the ghandi mart and back. As I was getting near my home I was so fucked up and nauseas my body just couldn't absorb any more THC. It felt like all the blood left my body, especially my legs. I had almost zero coordination and I can't believe I made it down that hill. Heres basically the positive and negative effects i've experienced:
- Fully edeitic imagery - experience vividly what you imagine
- Lilliputian hallucinations - everything seems either too big or too small, or both.
- Sound distortion - like sound was chopped up into frames or echoed
- Strong euphoria :)
- brightened colors - everything was very bright, like their was more sunlight.
- Time dilation
- cottonmouth from hell
- severely impaired coordination and other motor skills
- uncontrollable laughter and smiling
- nausea & vomiting - near the end my body just couldn't absorb any more thc so I began to projectile vomit.
- hangover - head splitting headache
- simultaneous pleasant body feel with dissociation
- delirium
- slight paranoia
- tunnel vision
Despite the negative effects, it was very worth it. The closest thing I would liken it to is an upper second plateau DXM trip.
I would definately do it again, but i'll experiment more with the dosage to find the perfect amount that won't make me puke.
chopped up a big bud (don't know how much it weighed or it's potency, but i bet it was maybe between 0.75g - 1.5g's, it was a fairly large bud) finely. Then i put in it some peanut butter and made sure all the weed was covered up by it. Then i popped it in the microwave until the weed was brown/almost black. It didn't taste so bad the first time. I ate the whole thing like pudding, not knowing what I was in for. After maybe an hour, I felt not much more than some mild sedation.
So i'm like fuck this shit, what a waste. Then I decided to go for a walk. So i was walking up the hill to the avenue. This is when the fun started, and ultra time dilation began taking effect.I decided to call my friend. I didn't realize how fuxXx0r3d I was already. All that came out was like half gibberish half laughter, and i couldn't
form a single coherent sentence no matter how hard I tried. I just hung up and continued walking.
When I was on the sidewalk of the avenue, I was almost peaking. It was like I was in a higher plane of existence, and it was total bliss. Everything looked so much more beautiful than it really was (I live in a suburban town). You'd have to experience it yourself
to see what I mean. I've had the best time of my life, and all it consisted of was walking to the ghandi mart and back. As I was getting near my home I was so fucked up and nauseas my body just couldn't absorb any more THC. It felt like all the blood left my body, especially my legs. I had almost zero coordination and I can't believe I made it down that hill. Heres basically the positive and negative effects i've experienced:
- Fully edeitic imagery - experience vividly what you imagine
- Lilliputian hallucinations - everything seems either too big or too small, or both.
- Sound distortion - like sound was chopped up into frames or echoed
- Strong euphoria :)
- brightened colors - everything was very bright, like their was more sunlight.
- Time dilation
- cottonmouth from hell
- severely impaired coordination and other motor skills
- uncontrollable laughter and smiling
- nausea & vomiting - near the end my body just couldn't absorb any more thc so I began to projectile vomit.
- hangover - head splitting headache
- simultaneous pleasant body feel with dissociation
- delirium
- slight paranoia
- tunnel vision
Despite the negative effects, it was very worth it. The closest thing I would liken it to is an upper second plateau DXM trip.
I would definately do it again, but i'll experiment more with the dosage to find the perfect amount that won't make me puke.