so i have this little orange airtight container and if i were to put some mary jane in there, then duck tape it to my inner thigh or insert it into my ass. do you think this would work? the container is plastic, so the metal detectors won't get it, and provided there are no drug dogs [of all the flying i've done, i've never seen any] this should work right? [being serious, not trolling]


thoughts?

i cant see why it wouldnt. unless of course they x-ray you (and dont say they wont because sydney airport has a scanner to show bulges under clothes)

Don't Do IT! Thats all I am going to say. My only warning no matter how good of an idea don't even bother trying. Hell they flip out if you have a huge wad of money in your pockets. Mother fucking TSA thinks they are cops or something fucking former felon rent-a-cops.

since 911 theres all sorts of crazy ass security measures they use. I wouldn't risk the charge just for some petty shit. The best way to smuggle drugs is thru the mail. And in the extremely rare case your caught you can deny its yours considering anyone can send you anything in the mail and your in the clear legally. courts ruled in favor awhile back on a chick who got an oz of yay mailed to her cuz they couldn't prove she knew what was in the package..

Stick it up your ass. Seriously, this is the only sure-fire way. Make sure you stick it up far enough so that you can't see it if you spread your cheeks and look at it.

Follow the instructions to make weed tea.... pour a package of smoking tabacco in it and let it absorb it up..., buy a cigarette machine with the filters, buy the cigarette tubes, let tabacco dry... now your camel, smells, and taste like a camel, with thc.... Just a theory of mine, I am soon flying to S.Korea and 14 hours later I am going to need to get fucked up..... by the way I'm baked right now.

so i have this little orange airtight container and if i were to put some mary jane in there, then duck tape it to my inner thigh or insert it into my ass. do you think this would work? the container is plastic, so the metal detectors won't get it, and provided there are no drug dogs [of all the flying i've done, i've never seen any] this should work right? [being serious, not trolling]


thoughts?

I wouldn't attempt this with sniffer dogs around.

Sniffer dogs are specially trained to find contraband in all sorts of different situations. They're noses are especially strong and there have been cases in the past of them sniffing out stuff that has been vacuum sealed and the like...

I wouldn't attempt this with sniffer dogs around.

Sniffer dogs are specially trained to find contraband in all sorts of different situations. They're noses are especially strong and there have been cases in the past of them sniffing out stuff that has been vacuum sealed and the like...

Forget my squirrely ignorance, but if somethings airtight, no air gets in or out. No air gets in or out= no smell getting out.

Forget my squirrely ignorance, but if somethings airtight, no air gets in or out. No air gets in or out= no smell getting out.

That's not true. Plastic has microscopic pores through which smells can escape. For example, ziplock bags are airtight, but after a few minutes you can smell bud right through the bag. This is true for other containers, but it takes differing amounts of time for the smell to diffuse through different materials. Barry Cooper goes into detail in his Never Get Busted video. It's a good watch if you give it a download.

Put it in your shoe. They won't ask you to take them off unless the scanners beep off :p

Forget my squirrely ignorance, but if somethings airtight, no air gets in or out. No air gets in or out= no smell getting out.

This isn't exactly true.

All smells are permeable. For example: If you were to place the weed in the container then close it up then the scent from your fingers is now on the container itself, so on and so forth. Contrary to popular belief putting weed inside peanut butter and other substances will not work either, no matter what you're told.

One idea could be as follows: vacuum pack it once, wash your hands, vacuum pack it agian, wash your hands, vacuum pack it again, wash your hands and then spray with strong cologne and duct tape it to your inner thigh, or something similar; be creative.

Put it in your shoe. They won't ask you to take them off unless the scanners beep off :p

Here in Florida, or I think most of America, it is at least customary (if not mandatory) to take your shoes off for the screening process. I tried not to once, and they asked me to anyway. I dont know if I had to follow these orders, but I didnt feel like getting strip checked, so I did it.

And airport security may not be as tight as you think, at least for baggage. I recently (thanksgiving 2008) traveled and brought a small amount of weed with me. It was less than an ounce but was not sealed in any way. It was a dumb idea, but worked out ok for me. I banked on the fact that I was a minor. But now that I think about it, it was just dumb.

I dont suggest anyone follow in my footsteps, but maybe just chill a little more about that. Like try just putting this sealed, airtight container in your bag, instead of on your person.

Not really worth it for a bit of MJ. Where are you flying to? I've never been anywhere where i haven't been able to find weed apart from Malaysia.

Dress up as a blind person and get a seeing eye dog. Then shove the weed up the dogs ass (put the weed in a bag before you put it up there) followed by a plug of some kind ( you dont want it to crap it out ) When you arrive remove plug and hash and kill the dog.

if you're going to mail it dont mail it yourself you'll have your prints & dna on it.

i dreamt i mailed someone a fairly large amount of go fast once, somehow it got detected, and my friend just received the envelope with very neat cut/slash marks on it where they'd removed the fast, and with a big red sticker on it saying "prohibited item removed" lol!!

have sent disco biscuits through the post no problems.

i wonder if the fast got detected because of its smell? i was half expecting a knock on the door because i'd stupidly handled the fast myself but never heard nothing...

wonder if the postman had it, bastard!!

stick a kinder surprise egg up your ass.;)
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stick a kinder surprise egg up your ass.;)
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Haha, that was the first thing I thought of when I read "orange container"!

As for advice, I've brought tons of drugs on planes. The thing is, don't act like you have it. Its the biggest tip off to having illegal substances on you.

Shit, I remember one time I was waiting in the security line, acting perfectly normal, with some coke in my pocket. Obviously, it doesn't stank like weed, but it's still pretty easy to get caught with. So I'm waiting in line, and this dude a couple people in front of me is like, sweatin a storm. He get pulled aside, and they find a huge sack of weed taped to his back.

Fucking retard.

If you aren't going to some international place with horrible laws that involve you being beaten by orphan children and then burnt in acid for weed, just put it in your fucking pocket. You will not get caught, plus the TSA is a fucking joke, they don't give a fuck about your private stash. Any dogs you see are bomb dogs, unless you are getting off a plane in Miami airport after taking a flight back from Bogota.