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reject
2009-01-02, 23:50
Simple: get rid of the Americans.

American humour mainly revolves around shitty slap stick, and this is why SG is now shit. People are after instant lulz, rather than a thread building up to lulz like they used to.

So from now, deus-redux has vowed to ban any American posting in SG. We feel this will make the whole place better for everyone.

Thanks.

I_Keep_Cops_Employed
2009-01-02, 23:52
yea? fuck you

go back to HB

deus-redux
2009-01-02, 23:54
yea? fuck you

go back to HB

Banned.

-deus-

Clover
2009-01-02, 23:56
Yeah, Including Jeff Hunter? I think that the Brit fags need to realize their guests on an American website, they must have forgotten.

reject
2009-01-02, 23:57
Yeah, Including Jeff Hunter? I think that the Brit fags need to realize their guests on an American website, they must have forgotten.

Jeff Hunter doesn't post in SG enough. Read the details.

I_Keep_Cops_Employed
2009-01-02, 23:57
Banned.

-deus-

i lold.
again, fuck you
mods =/= gods

Clover
2009-01-02, 23:59
Jeff Hunter doesn't post in SG enough. Read the details.
Sure he does. As much as anywhere else.

Idiosyncrasy
2009-01-03, 00:02
All posts are routed through American servers. Therefore, you are technically an American poster. Suicide is the only way out.

Nerd Fangs
2009-01-03, 00:18
Urgh.

reject
2009-01-03, 00:25
Urgh.

I know, the yanks make me sick too.

Slave of the Beast
2009-01-03, 00:33
Yeah, Including Jeff Hunter? I think that the Brit fags need to realize their guests on an American website, they must have forgotten.

Americans are colonizing guests on almost a whole fucking continent; doesn't stop them from running the place.

WritingANovel
2009-01-03, 00:34
All posts are routed through American servers. Therefore, you are technically an American poster. Suicide is the only way out.

lol..

captain_pants
2009-01-03, 00:43
Simple: get rid of the Americans.

American humour mainly revolves around shitty slap stick, and this is why SG is now shit. People are after instant lulz, rather than a thread building up to lulz like they used to.

So from now, deus-redux has vowed to ban any American posting in SG. We feel this will make the whole place better for everyone.

Thanks.

This I agree with completely. American re-makes up tv shows are always shitty.

IDontLoveYou
2009-01-03, 00:45
Girls make fun of you behind your back and guys thank America, Ted Nugent, and Jesus that they aren't as ugly as you.

Go home!

Fetus-Smasher
2009-01-03, 00:46
Ya, banish an entire culture of open speach/thought to help create "lulz" and "good" threads.
Yes, this can't fail.

None Other
2009-01-03, 01:02
Stupid American Swine!

The only good comedian's to come out of there are Mel Brooks, Seinfeld and John Belushi

Name's Taken
2009-01-03, 01:05
You Americans simply don't understand complex British humour. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssc3zRlXq2k)

xxdeetsxx
2009-01-03, 01:25
SG is now shit

I dont remember the time sg wasnt shit. Good point though.

449
2009-01-03, 01:27
yea? fuck you

go back to HB

This.

and

humor*

and

http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/familyguy/images/1/1e/Buzz_%28150_x_255%29.jpg

resmeplz
2009-01-03, 01:35
I'm not all that bad :(

449
2009-01-03, 01:39
http://inplacenews.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/miley-cyrus-myspace.jpg

peu4001
2009-01-03, 01:40
*waits for ban* Oh, thats right, brits have no real power.

infidelguy
2009-01-03, 02:12
no matter how totse is now, i REFUSE to let to degenerate into british `humor`. Agreed american humor is pretty shit, but wtf british humor WTF.

i will now let british humor speak for itself

MR BEAN WTF MONTY PYTHON WTF (although as a child i loved the holy grail but now its just dumb) WTF WTF WTF BENNY HILL WTF¨

lol even your bbc news is immature and full of stupid humor.

hahahahahha its all about canadian humor. (lol)

I_Keep_Cops_Employed
2009-01-03, 02:25
no matter how totse is now, i REFUSE to let to degenerate into british `humor`. Agreed american humor is pretty shit, but wtf british humor WTF.

i will now let british humor speak for itself

MR BEAN WTF MONTY PYTHON WTF (although as a child i loved the holy grail but now its just dumb) WTF WTF WTF BENNY HILL WTF¨

lol even your bbc news is immature and full of stupid humor.

hahahahahha its all about canadian humor. (lol)

this.
the only time i ever put on bbc was as a kid looking to find tits on tv.
and bbc showed tits :D
but not anymore :(
so...... yea..

nshanin
2009-01-03, 02:54
Brits don't understand humor. Only humour.

infidelguy
2009-01-03, 03:12
Brits don't understand humor. Only humour.

thats pure gold right there although im canadian i rarely use the u in any of the words (although i do write tre instead of ter (where applicable), and for the most part non of my teachers really care.

JustAnotherAsshole
2009-01-03, 03:27
Banned.

-deus-

I'm Canadian now.

Seriously though, as an American with a brain, I can say that most (80-90%) American humor sucks ass.

In this country, we have adults going to Jim Carrey (The guy who makes funny noises and faces for humor) movies and laughing their balls off at it.

On another note, instant-humor doesn't have to be completely retarded. Humor can be instant and clever at the same time.

Building up to the lulz is just another option.

Angry Blue Bird of Death
2009-01-03, 03:27
Toothlessjoe is a Brit

ibetyouvotenexttimehippy
2009-01-03, 03:28
Brits don't understand humor. Only humour.

I have been waiting for a comment about this.

I think British/Canadian/Australian/<insert former colony here> comedians etc. are much funnier, the bigger pay off takes a better vocabulary and being able to follow stories though. It's also about the sort of stories they tell. This kind of humour is often called larykanisim and I prefer it over one shitty joke after another. Only british comic I have seen so far that I didn't like as much as some is Jimmy Carr (sp?) and even still he is better than a lot of people.

They also cover a wider range of events, they joke about stupid shit like the way some races talk but they also can get in to politics in a much deeper way in my opinion because they tend to know about more than just their own government.

I'm sure you will find many a political refer in "the chasers war on everything", not so much in "family guy".

- ♫.i.b.y.v.n.t.h.♫
http://www.nocleanfeed.com/

Clover
2009-01-03, 05:13
Americans are colonizing guests on almost a whole fucking continent; doesn't stop them from running the place.
If, by janitorial work you mean running the place then I agree. You have no powers beyond modifying posts; very little compared to even the SMODS. And all SMODS and above are American.

ruckus
2009-01-03, 05:36
You Americans simply don't understand complex British humour. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssc3zRlXq2k)

fucking fail

Sentinel
2009-01-03, 06:35
Simple: get rid of the Americans.

American humour mainly revolves around shitty slap stick, and this is why SG is now shit. People are after instant lulz, rather than a thread building up to lulz like they used to.

So from now, deus-redux has vowed to ban any American posting in SG. We feel this will make the whole place better for everyone.

Thanks.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S_-li2VvV8

sevenTwo
2009-01-03, 06:54
I'm Canadian so I'm safe, right?

ObsdianZ
2009-01-03, 07:28
I'm safe :cool:.

Even though I rarely come into SG anymore. That may change if this plan flies.


*ObZ

face_smack360
2009-01-03, 07:35
:DI have been waiting for a comment about this.

I think British/Canadian/Australian/<insert former colony here> comedians etc. are much funnier, the bigger pay off takes a better vocabulary and being able to follow stories though. It's also about the sort of stories they tell. This kind of humour is often called larykanisim and I prefer it over one shitty joke after another. Only british comic I have seen so far that I didn't like as much as some is Jimmy Carr (sp?) and even still he is better than a lot of people.

They also cover a wider range of events, they joke about stupid shit like the way some races talk but they also can get in to politics in a much deeper way in my opinion because they tend to know about more than just their own government.

I'm sure you will find many a political refer in "the chasers war on everything", not so much in "family guy".

- ♫.i.b.y.v.n.t.h.♫
http://www.nocleanfeed.com/

The Chasers war on everything FOR THE FUCKING WIN.

DA
2009-01-03, 08:23
You Americans simply don't understand complex British humour. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssc3zRlXq2k)

English humor is a man in a dress.

Like so:

http://buzznet-51.vo.llnwd.net/assets/users9/marc/doodah/man_in_a_dress_at_Doo_Dah--large-msg-1132609909-2.jpg

There we are.

(Although in no way am I implying that American humor is any better! Nooooo sir.)
{DA}

static_void
2009-01-03, 08:30
Yes, eurofag. It's true. We North Americans are inferior in every category imaginable and should be holocaust'd to the highest degree possible. Everyone knows that in Euroland, everybody is smart and sophisticated and totse-worthy. Cheers.


ohandthanksfornotincludingcanadians

Numberjumbo
2009-01-03, 09:53
DEUS!

Still fapping away to the RK pass I gave you?

xilikeeggs0
2009-01-03, 10:27
Banned.

-deus-

deus-redux=Meta?

static_void
2009-01-03, 10:54
deus-redux=Meta?

deus-redux=Meta=static_void=Zok=Jeff Hunter

reject
2009-01-03, 11:22
deus-redux=Meta=static_void=Zok=Jeff Hunter

I'm deus-redux.

NuclearWinter
2009-01-03, 12:55
no matter how totse is now, i REFUSE to let to degenerate into british `humor`. Agreed american humor is pretty shit, but wtf british humor WTF.

i will now let british humor speak for itself

MR BEAN WTF MONTY PYTHON WTF (although as a child i loved the holy grail but now its just dumb) WTF WTF WTF BENNY HILL WTF¨

lol even your bbc news is immature and full of stupid humor.

hahahahahha its all about canadian humor. (lol)

I hope you're not comparing last generations humor with this generations humor.

British humor is the shit these days.

Ever heard of Jimmy Carr? Best. Fucking. Comedian. Ever.: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_8oaimyDpo

You know the office? The UK version is sheer brilliance. The US version is soooo fucking retarded. It is like its targeted at a brain-dead audience. Or the sketch show, one of the funest shows.... Until the US got their hands on it. Not only they repeated 95% of the old sketches, they way they re-made them was sooooooooo fucking lame.

Don't get me wrong, I don't live in the UK nor even a real big fan of them, but the US is far, far, far less funny.

CotDeath
2009-01-03, 13:04
RE Americoms: Big Bang Theory is pretty funny. Or at least the first season was.
Anyway, back to the topic at hand:
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1244/1381413509_eb7b5a8862.jpg

steve-o13
2009-01-03, 16:58
Americans are colonizing guests on almost a whole fucking continent; doesn't stop them from running the place.

lol, colon

scorpio2121
2009-01-03, 23:12
Right on brothers.