Alrite so let me start it off that i was fucking my girl in this new position, it was feeling good i ended up nutting, i pull out to see the condom half-hanging off my cock. cum was evident, and if it matters i always use this same kind of condom. Should i switch upthe condoms to avoid this again? and what are my chances that she is pregnant?

thanks totsians

buy smaller condoms, or penis enlargement cream.

...get a new skateboard too.

Yeah, happens to me too. Idk, Just pull it back down or check every once in a while that it's still on?

Your dick is to small for condoms, use saran wrap, or stick with oral sex.

wow these new arrivals are fierce.
think she'll be prego though? what are the chances

Well, if most of your load was in the condom, I would not worry about a thing. But if most of your load was in her, better look for the back door, fast!

Hahaha, Ownage.

Well, if most of your load was in the condom, I would not worry about a thing. But if most of your load was in her, better look for the back door, fast!

Idiot...
Doesn't matter how much of his load was in the condom and how much was in her vag... If any got in her vag, and she isn't on BC, then I'd be looking into plan B, or if its too late for that (beyond 72 hours or so) say goodbye to your life and start buying baby clothes.

If any got in her vag, and she isn't on BC, then I'd be looking into plan B, or if its too late for that (beyond 72 hours or so) say goodbye to your life and start buying cocaine, whiskey and a few cartons of smokes.

Fixed.
As others said, look into smaller condoms. You said these are the kind you usually buy, how often do they slip off? And look into a pregnancy test as well.

If she is preggers, call me. I'm nifty with a coat hanger. Hell, we can wait until she's 8 months deep, too. That way you can cash in on the prego porn craze.

LMAO, your getting shat on, sucks to be you.

First of all, they do condoms for small dicks.
Second, what the fuck are you using a condom for? Get her on the pill.

I got a game plan. Buy the morning after pill, since this happened about 10 hours ago or so, and get the bitchhhhhhh on the pill asap!
If all else fails, my trusty coathanger,,,but thats just plain gross

But i forgot to tell you, shes hesitant about going on the pill because she is afraid to gain weight. Is this the truth or just a myth?

It depends on what pill she goes on. i didnt have a problem with gaining any weight. but she should talk to her doctor about it. when i started birth control it made me nauseus alot so i actually ended up losing a few pounds. but i have heard that going on the shot will make you gain weight.

i was always 95-100 pounds and tried lo-estrogen bc pills *less side effects* but I gained weight and fucked my periods up bad..got on the patch..damn thing always came off...plus theres more instances of preg with patches..the shot..fucked my periods up to where I bled 3 weeks in a month straight and I did gain weight..

so now I use nothing..so yea they can all make you gain weight..sometimes 20-60 pounds.

If she is preggers, call me. I'm nifty with a coat hanger. Hell, we can wait until she's 8 months deep, too. That way you can cash in on the prego porn craze.

eww dude, but still lol'ed.


As long as it didn't slip completely off I think you're alright, but like every other post before me, get a smaller condom, or do yourself a favor and get her on birth control. It will feel better for you and you won't have to worry about a rubber falling off of your tiny dick.

Watch your pumping lol

Look up the brand on www.condomdepot.com and compare its measurements with those of other condoms. You need to find ones that fit you properly. You also need to put them on properly: read the fucking directions.

Use lube next time, and get her on birth control.

nice shlort.

If she is preggers, call me. I'm nifty with a coat hanger. Hell, we can wait until she's 8 months deep, too. That way you can cash in on the prego porn craze.

lol i laughed alot at that

ALWAYS plan C if she's pregnant....
falcon punch!!!!!!

LMAO, your getting shat on, sucks to be you.

Shut the FUCK up Acolyte.

Thats funny shit! My wife and I had two kids while using condoms and pills at the same time, course it doesnt help I was breaking the dang things, and the pills didnt work on her, but hey, I got 5 great kids out of it all!!!!!!

Shut the FUCK up Acolyte.

This.

Ends up, she said she will go on the pill. Her exact words were 'i wouldnt do it for any other guy' so i guess im very lucky. :)

Instead of the pill try Implanon, it's the latest craze in Australia for whore teenage girls =D

It's a bar that gets implanted in your upper arm, you don't notice it, there are little to no side effects, you don't have to worry about missing a pill and it last for three years.

Cheap as chips too, or in Aus it is.

Just make sure she try's a few different pills if she gets bad effects from the first few, Dont just give up.

Also off topic but still interesting I had a condom shred on me once, While I was going i noticed a huge uplift in sensation and thought fuck these franga's arn't half bad but once I pulled out all I had has a little pastic O ring around my cock and some shredded plastic.

Long story short she didnt get knocked up and now I'm hell suss on fraga's keep pulling out to ceck they are there mine was the opposite problem though I was to big for the ones I had brought > Damn skin tights

You aussies are hard to understand sometimes, but i got the majority of what u were saying.

Just make sure she try's a few different pills if she gets bad effects from the first few, Dont just give up.

Also off topic but still interesting I had a condom shred on me once, While I was going i noticed a huge uplift in sensation and thought fuck these franga's arn't half bad but once I pulled out all I had has a little pastic O ring around my cock and some shredded plastic.

Long story short she didnt get knocked up and now I'm hell suss on fraga's keep pulling out to ceck they are there mine was the opposite problem though I was to big for the ones I had brought > Damn skin tights

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What?

:confused:

What?

Ah the drunken ramblings: Ok now in english.

I went out and brought some of those skin tight condoms,
While I was using one it basically just tore apart into pieces but I didnt really notice I just thought they were good skin tights.

She didn't get pregnant becuase of it luckily but to this day when ever Im wearing condoms I have to keep checking it hasn't broken.

I went to the chemist and he said it must have just been my width becuase they make the skin tights so tight if they get a little tear in them they just go to bits.

Is that better?

Ah, that makes more sense. :)

Never heard of "skin tights". :confused:

Anyways, carry on.