Log in

View Full Version : Best Gifts For Girls?


suffokator
2009-01-04, 05:45
Ok so me and my ex got back together and i wanted to get her something small just to show i care and all that. Shes a chill girl/laid back and pretty hot. In the past ive gotten(stolen) stuff like necklaces and cool bracelets and shit. But ive ran out of ideas. It cant be anything that big or expensive. Like around 50-60 dollars or less. But something with meaning. No dildos or shit in bags or anything like that haha.

Mötleÿ Crüe
2009-01-04, 06:22
Well shit, with a list as extensive as that, it's no WONDER you ran out of ideas!

If she's as chilled out as you say get her some scat porn.

moomoo345
2009-01-04, 06:44
I may steal alot, but giving stolen items as gifts is just low. Anyway, you should really make those bath bombs for your gf. They're relatively cheap and easy to make. Not only that but it'll show her how much thought and effort you went through to make it, and who knows maybe you'll test them out with her....

There are alot of recipes online on how to make them. As for the fragrances, try Jasmine and lotus. Unbeatable combination.

geezus666
2009-01-04, 07:01
vacuum cleaner
gym membership
diet pills
rohypnol

TheVizier
2009-01-04, 07:39
vacuum cleaner
gym membership
diet pills
rohypnol

Fucking lol. You forgot a blender and a pair of gloves :p

Transparent
2009-01-04, 08:11
Dick in a box

ruckus
2009-01-04, 09:54
Dick in a box

fucken beat me to it

delerium tremens
2009-01-04, 10:13
40lb box of rape, cant be asked to find the .jpg, drunk, not basic, just a little merry.

k4aic
2009-01-04, 13:43
well I don't know about your girl, but I always HATED getting flowers *roses* and the box of choc. Hate flowers, and no matter what my ex used to give em to me. After I told him how much I HATE flowers!

Just get her something more thoughtful rather that pricey ya know. IDK what though but with this economy your money could go a little further lol

And if all fails, just eat her pussy for a while;)

arquin
2009-01-04, 16:25
Money or something that sparkles.

Women dig that shit.

DrZeusDrZeus
2009-01-04, 16:52
wait till you get done having sex and then just hand her the cash ...
She will find this gesture endearing and may want to marry you.

tell her to its mad cash to do whatever she wants with.

256
2009-01-05, 00:36
well I don't know about your girl, but I always HATED getting flowers *roses* and the box of choc. Hate flowers, and no matter what my ex used to give em to me. After I told him how much I HATE flowers!

I don't care who you are but, if you hate being given roses, you have no soul.

Irregular
2009-01-05, 01:45
sometimes i get really high and just put my headphones on and knit or crochet these really cool hats with pom poms and earflaps. they make awesome gifts for the ladies and yarn costs like $2 lol

WritingANovel
2009-01-05, 02:31
I don't care who you are but, if you hate being given roses, you have no soul.

I wouldn't say that. Different people like/dislike different things. Maybe she has good reasons for disliking
roses.

Ok so me and my ex got back together and i wanted to get her something small just
to show i care and all that. Shes a chill girl/laid back and pretty hot. In the past ive gotten(stolen) stuff
like necklaces and cool bracelets and shit. But ive ran out of ideas. It cant be anything that big or expensive.
Like around 50-60 dollars or less. But something with meaning. No dildos or shit in bags or anything like that
haha.

Here's where I would mention your genitalia, except i don't, because you made it too easy and it'd be poor
sportsmanship on my part.

vacuum cleaner
gym membership
diet pills
rohypnol

I don't care how many times I have seen it. It does NOT get old.



Women dig that shit.

Are you accusing women of being muckrakers?



On topic:

Op I would recommend that you ask your girlfriend what she wants. It's better than asking us because let's face
it, we don't really know what she likes.

Small Land Mammal
2009-01-05, 02:34
The ass blaster master.

satit
2009-01-05, 18:18
Lingerie
It's win-win
She gets something
And you get to see her where it while showing how much you care about her

LSA King
2009-01-05, 18:24
vacuum cleaner
gym membership
diet pills
rohypnol



This.

Teaches her to clean, gets her fit, keeps her fit and when SHTF.