k so i have this 10 O'clock curfew.
and tonight i was out drinking with some bros.
it was about 11:30 and i get this call. it was a blocked number.
so i pick up and this is how the conversation went.
"hello?"
"is this colton?"
"yeah. why, who is this?"
"Colton its the police. are you at home?"
by this point im already shitting my pants. and i didn't know what to do so i quickly hung up the phone.
"click"
i quickly explained the situation to my buddy andrew and his girlfriend.
and a person who shall remain "unnamed"
andrew told me i should of told them i was at home. but what the fuck was i supposed to do?
i was fuckin hammered!
so they called back again and i ingored their call.
so i start gettin my "shit" out of my back pack, im bassically throwin my stuff around andrews livingroom.
so as im doin that i get a call from 9758041. yeah thats right i got that mother fuckin pigs number!
i can reek some havik on someones house now:p
so i answer the call and it was the cops again.
and this is how it went
"hello?"
"colton, its the police don't hang up again!"
"oh sorry.. i.. i lost connection."
"oh well r u at home?"
"yeah"
"well we'll be over shortly to check on you"
"okay bye"

by this point im already gettin my shoes on and heading out the door.
no time to say peace.
so i run to the neerest bus stop cuz i knew the bus was coming soon.
and i call my mom to let her know whats going down and to ask her to come pick me up before the bus came.
as im on the phone one of those gravel spreaders that work for the city drove by and parked about a house away
then he shouted "hey do you need a ride somewhere?"
so i said yeah and got in.
he drove me home and i told him my sitch.
he sure got me there quick. man if it wasn't for that guy i wouldn't of made it
so i get home and my moms flippin shit.
so i hustle my ass downstairs and quickly get some pj's on so it looks like i was loungin at home
i brushed my teeth quickly in attempt to cover the smell of booze and weed
then my mom was searchin threw my jacket and i realized that i had forgot my pipe in my jacket!
so i rushed to her and reached in pocket and grabbed it and took it outside to stash it
then i came back downstairs and as my moms walking up she turns around and says...
"oh yeah, and you forgot your dope"
and she quickly flashes me a quarter ounce of my bud.
FUCK!
but what ever i didn't even care i had other things to deal with.
like cops! oh shit! cops!
so i ran upstairs thinking my rents were gunna turn my weed into the cops
turns out they just threw it in the fire place.
but still What The Fuck!
anyways so i look outfront of my house and see some lights
guess who?...
yeah the piglets were here.
my mom and dad went to their room. thank god!
so i open the door.
my heart is pounding a mile a minute.
so the cops walk in acting like they are about to catch me breeching my curfew
but NOPE! not this time suckers!! hahaha
i think its funny how they always ask you if you have been drinking or doing drugs.
do they acually think im am going to admit doing that?
when that is ALSO breeching my conditions.
like what the fuck do they think i am?
STUPID?
obviously not cuz i out smarted them once again!!
they're the ones who are fuckin stupid!
like who the fuck would call me ON MY CELL PHONE
BEFORE they were about to come check up on me
like WTF?
all i have concluded out of this situation is that cops r dumb bastards
who DON'T know how to do their job!
and like i always say
FUCK THE POLICE!!

peace out


p.s. leave a comment or a person run in with the cops.
i love to hear good stories bout that shit!

dued ur so hxc

/sarcasm

Not really. You (probably just made up that story but I'm going to assume you didn't) evaded getting a slap on the wrist because you're such a dumbass to even get a curfew in the first place.

2/10.

I thought that was going to end in Bel-air :(

I thought that was going to end in Bel-air :(

Yer no shit....i even skipped to the end and didnt see bel-air so i was like :(

Yer no shit....i even skipped to the end and didnt see bel-air so i was like :(

That makes 2 of us.

I saw the huge block of paragraphless text and instantly thought: Bel-Air. Read down at the bottom, skim-read. Then went back and delved into the huge mass of text.

So, there are cops coming to your house and your parents throw a bag of weed in to a fire?

-1/10

-1/10

This. and are you on probation or wtf? The cops call to see that you are home? and FUCK THE POLICE!

yes, i am on 18 months probation with a 9 o'clock curfew for 6 months then an 11 o'clock curfew for 12 months

yes, i am on 18 months probation with a 9 o'clock curfew for 6 months then an 11 o'clock curfew for 12 months

hey n00b sauce
you fucking liar get your damn story straight you said 10 oclock in your first post now its 9 and 11?
FUCKING TROLL

hey n00b sauce
you fucking liar get your damn story straight you said 10 oclock in your first post now its 9 and 11?
FUCKING TROLL

k so the first time where i said 10 o'clock curfew was a typo.
i accually am on a 9 curfew.
so 6 months of a 9 o'clock curfew and then it gets changed to 11 o'clock for 12 months.
which equals 18 months.
and if you think im lying about all this. suck my cock cuz its true you dumb cunt

k so the first time where i said 10 o'clock curfew was a typo.
i accually am on a 9 curfew.
so 6 months of a 9 o'clock curfew and then it gets changed to 11 o'clock for 12 months.
which equals 18 months.
and if you think im lying about all this. suck my cock cuz its true you dumb cunt

You are awesome, +10 respect to you bro.
Im kidding, your pathetic /throat

Whoa god damn people. The dude was just telling his story. I do admit I was also disappointed because it didn't end with the fresh prince theme song though.

I bet you people freaking out caps locking "ZOOMGTROOLL SLITURTHROAT-100FAIL" have never been in a situation even remotely close to this. Too busy sucking your momma's teet to get out and doing anything worth talking about on Bad Ideas.