has this only happened to me?
short sum up at bottom
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back when I was in 10th grade I met this girl.
(she was a year younger and a grade lower than me)
anyways she had a pretty face and the biggest tits I think i've seen in high school with such a slender build. Had to be high C or low Dz
so naturally I was interested and of course the "mac daddy" I thought I was I hit her up and laced her. Apparently she thought I was cute and she gave me her number.
Month later I hook up with her, talk on the phone every night ect.
when it came to talk about sex she would always tell me she was a virgin.
In my mind Im thinking SCORE!!!about two months later were kicking it at my negro friends house just the three of us (me , her, and my friend) while his mom went to go somewhere (probably going to KFC for all I knew)
so me and her are sitting on the couch, kissing, shes playing withs my balls, Im playing with her titties when I realize I've got to take a piss. getting up, going to the bathroom she follows me and goes in with me. She wanted to see my dick so I whip it out and before I can relieve myself she grabs my dick and says shes so wet and wants to fuck right now. Im like 4shooooow. Now up to this point she has lead me to believe she was a virgin. Now being the smart guy that I am I figure virginity+no condom=EPIC win so we both end up on the bathroom floor but ass naked im on the bottom she starts to lower herself on my penis and WTF it seems her hymen has been broken and her vaginal walls are somewhat loose. Im so confused but I figure pussy is pussy so fuck it. I get my nut, she doesnt and I finish her off with my finger.
everythings cool right? WRONG
about two days later I try to take a piss and I guess somehow my penis morphed into a flamethrower
The bitch gave me an STD

so basically have you, totseans or anon reader, ever been lead to believe a girl was a virgin and you end up getting an STD?

Well the fact you couldn't feel a hymen means nothing nor does the fact she felt 'loose'. For all you know she could have been riding on the MAMMOTH BLACK COCK DILDO with with clit tickler every night since she turned 12.

Nor does she need to have had intercourse to have contracted an STD although it's fairly likely.

Best advice Son, go for girls no older than 11. Unless you live in Norfolk then the chances are they'll be virgins still.


^^^which is all my way of saying that virginity+no condom=EPIC is the dumbest thing I've heard today.

4shoooowwww

go for girls no older than 11. Unless you live in Norfolk then the chances are they'll be virgins still.


^^^which is all my way of saying that is the dumbest thing I've heard today.

*writes down on my handy notepad*

and the day is still young, Im sure someone will say something stupider, but in my defense, thats truly what my thought processing was like. I distinctively remember thinking that to myself
I myself think I have the thought process of a 12 year old but....yea
4shooooow

This thread is worthless without pics.

maybe if I had a fucking TIMEMACHINE

maybe if I had a fucking TIMEMACHINE

4shoowwwwww

So, now you understand why always to use a condom (well, unless you want children or something, or have proper reasons to trust her, like being together for a while and both having been tested)

I googled Chuck Norris underage sex and all I got was this lousy thread :{

shes playing withs my balls, Im playing with her titties when I realize I've got to take a piss. getting up, going to the bathroom she follows me and goes in with me. She wanted to see my dick so I whip it out and before I can relieve myself she grabs my dick and says shes so wet and wants to fuck right now.

Definitely sounds like a virgin...

Definitely sounds like a virgin...

4showwwww

I googled Chuck Norris underage sex and all I got was this lousy thread :{

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Show4!!

Oh noes im not doin it rite

4shooooooooowwwww

What Causes Urinary Tract Infections?

The most common cause of UTI are bacteria from the bowel that live on the skin near the rectum or in the vagina which can spread and enter the urinary tract through the urethra. Once these bacteria enter the urethra they travel upwards causing infection in the bladder and sometimes other parts of the urinary tract.

Show4!!

Oh noes im not doin it rite

4showwwwwww

4chan faggotry, in MY totse?

Enough

Enough

not e nuff

I am I figure virginity+no condom=EPIC win

Only one response

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/7/7f/Anheromotivational.jpg

do it before teh AIDS does it!

What Causes Urinary Tract Infections?

The most common cause of UTI are bacteria from the bowel that live on the skin near the rectum or in the vagina which can spread and enter the urinary tract through the urethra. Once these bacteria enter the urethra they travel upwards causing infection in the bladder and sometimes other parts of the urinary tract.



finally someone with a fucking brain

That's fucked up but you should of used protection that bitch could of has Aids come on bro.

What Causes Urinary Tract Infections?

The most common cause of UTI are bacteria from the bowel that live on the skin near the rectum or in the vagina which can spread and enter the urinary tract through the urethra. Once these bacteria enter the urethra they travel upwards causing infection in the bladder and sometimes other parts of the urinary tract.

4 shoooooooowwww

somehow my penis morphed into a flamethrower


Hahahahaha. That sounds fucking terrible. You might have Chlamydia.

Although, I've heard a lot of cases where guy's dicks have that same "burning" sensation after having unprotected sex, but their STD test came back negative...:confused:

There are two occasions I've pissed flaming sulphur... I guess you'd say that one of them was a trick... The other, I walked straight into.

Awesome job on scoring such a dirty skank man, 4shooowww!

Is that like our new meme? I'll have to show all my friends!