It's currently 4/1/2009 here but in just few hours it will be 5/1/2009. So happy birthday to me. It would be cool for someone to make a thread about me but still, it's far easier for me to make it myself.

So, what have i accomplished? Well to be honest nothing much, i mean i am living in a country where you can do anything and get away with it but still i am glad to admit that i don't do drugs nor smoke cigarettes Ever or have any bad habit which might make me look retarded in IRL. And i am quite sociable in IRL life. i don't have a girl friend and i am not interested in one (you wont get pussy until your married :() and i have a job and some really good friends.


On, the internet and especially Totse i think, i did my best by being open to others suggestions and ideologies and by helping as many people as possible with my knowledge of networks and computers (N(in)S,T&T). I made really good friends on Totse especially Totse Irc and i am glad to admit that they have accepted me as i am.

And finally it gives me great pleasure to share my birthday with Totse and i must admit it's an honor because few if not many from my region have ever got to celebrate their birthday on Totse. ( i can't name anyone who ever did).



Btw when the clock strikes 12:00 my family will call be downstairs and i will cut the cake but before that they will drop eggs and whatnot on me.

So, here is some cake for you all. Hopefully in future when i get stable enough financially i will actually post clips or even documentaries made by me just for Totse. (also i should mention it's still a risk for me to post anything about me on Totse because unlike America, people here don"t need a warrant to arrest you :()

http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/content/13294.jpg
^lol i want this cake.
http://www.cakesupplies.co.nz/kids%20pics/apowertrip.jpg
http://www.cakesupplies.co.nz/kids%20pics/afish.jpg
http://www.cakesupplies.co.nz/seashell%20cakes/awopresents.jpg
^lolwut
http://www.cakesupplies.co.nz/images/breasts.jpg
http://www.hot-nudegirls.com/images/nauthgy-cake.jpg
http://www.cakesupplies.co.nz/kids%20pics/amyles.JPG
http://www.cakesupplies.co.nz/funky%20stands%20pics%20htm/abrababe.JPG

Fuck off.

Happy Birthday, post nudes of you.

Congratulations son.

Fuck off.

NO U.

Btw 449 i thought you were a nice guy, well people make mistakes i think i did too in your case i.e.

Anyway i am out for 4+ hours (thanks to Electric loadshedding kthxbai).

EDIT; Whoever congratulates me will get their name on any (video) projects that i do for Totse in 2009. I am not kidding (oddballz194,Euda and select few are on the list by default ;))

NO U.

Btw 449 i thought you were a nice guy, well people make mistakes i think i did too in your case i.e.

Anyway i am out for 4+ hours (thanks to Electric loadshedding kthxbai).

And I think your too old to be posting birthday threads for yourself when you're god damn 23.

And I think your too old to be posting birthday threads for yourself when you're god damn 23.

Shut up you ugly fuck.

Shut up you ugly fuck.

You live in New Jersey, kill yourself.

Thats kinda odd, Im a little high and I may have read it wrong, but somethings not quite right about you. I think you're the devil.

You should definately do drugs, ket is legal where you live and hash and opium are of great quality and cheap, and as for the sex, if you have an internet connection and you can speak english while living in pakistan it also means you can afford prostitutes.

So what I'm saying is do some ket, then shag a hooker then do some more ket.

You should definately do drugs, ket is legal where you live and hash and opium are of great quality and cheap, and as for the sex, if you have an internet connection and you can speak english while living in pakistan it also means you can afford prostitutes.

So what I'm saying is do some ket, then shag a hooker then do some more ket.

Sounds like a plan to me but i can afford hookers and i can easily get my hands on pretty much anything i like BUT the environment i am in doesn't allow me to do so.

Btw paki hookers aren't that great and drugs here aren't reliable (ever heard of piss being sold as an alcohol or diesel SAMOSAA's (food cooked in diesel)).

yeah, in Pakistan there is not food and health department which is capable of controlling marketed products.

i don't have a girl friend and i am not interested in one (you wont get pussy once you're married :()



Fixed.

u phail epically

i celebrated my bday on totse and im a paki ..

lemme say agen .. phail

and also

happy bday yaar.

Happy Birthday!

u phail epically

i celebrated my bday on totse and im a paki ..

lemme say agen .. phail

and also

happy bday yaar.


Learn to write English. And technically your a nobody. So STFU.

Happy Birthday Dfg, sorry its a bit late.

happy birthday

Whoever congratulates me will get their name on any (video) projects that i do for Totse in 2009. I am not kidding (oddballz194,Euda and select few are on the list by default ;))

Congratulations. :)

Cake is the best. I love cake.

Congrats. There's a little kid turning 5 here today.

HE BEATS ME WITH FUCKING HANGERS. I WILL KILL HIS ASS. But he's cute.

Congrats. There's a little kid turning 5 here today.

HE BEATS ME WITH FUCKING HANGERS. I WILL KILL HIS ASS. But he's cute.

Hey, as long as you don't shove a highlighter up there.....


Oh and no this will never be dropped.

Learn to write English. And technically your a nobody. So STFU.

hahah typical paki go pray to allah you kutta.
and u still failed because u were wrong.
and i can write english better then you but fact is .. im not botherd. totse aint my blog. and neither is it yours.

Congrats. There's a little kid turning 5 here today.

HE BEATS ME WITH FUCKING HANGERS. I WILL KILL HIS ASS. But he's cute.

don't shove a highlighter up there.hes not gay like you.he beats queers which is fucking awesome of that little kid.And you think hes cute too, you pedo faggot.

Diggin the sex dolls, really am.

Happy birthday man.