So, Seinfeld jokes aside, I was looking at making myself some poppy seed tea. Only issue is I'm looking at going into the navy soon, and as such they've said random drug testing until I'm officially enlisted. So, do I have anything I should be worried about?

HA! You're gonna be a seamen:p but really, there is a drug testing thread. This thread is gonna get locked.

To be safe i'd say a week since poppy tea tends to last so long and all the different opiates in it. But 3-4 days should do it theoretically.

Drug test thread.

But yes you will test positive for opiates.

Just claim that you really like bagels.