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TetrisHydraCanOfBeanOil
2009-01-05, 17:00
BOMBASS IDEA #1
1. Wake up
2. Immediately take 6mg kpin
3. Wait, play video games, etc. until k-pins kick in
4. Drink a small warm cup of sugary milky coffee while taking a shower. I know caffeine lowers the effects of benzodiazepines, and depressants in general, but who cares. its fucking coffee. and it tastes SO good when your on the benzo nod.
5. Brush your teeth. lol.
6. Go skate. Shit is way funner when you are fucked up on anything.
7. Head to the mall.
8. Hit on hot girls all day and maybe get some action if you're pimp enough (fuck i hate that nigger word)
9. fuck im high sorry hold on
10. okay after that smoke some weed and chill out asfter the benzo comedown.
11. Bake until you're pretty high then play some Oblivion or GTA Vice City (or really any GTA). them shits is awesome when you're stoned.
12. Go to sleep. You deserve it and after all them drugs I'm pretty sure you won't have to make a conscious effort to do this.
13. Goto 1 (ugh i feel like such a dork saying things in BASIC but im high and shit happens so fuckit)


the ultimate winter break (or summer break :))plan. wish i had thought of it sooner since school is coming up in two days or some gay shit. fuck im high.


BOMBASS IDEA #2
woohoo here wo go again.

1. Wake up. Shower. Bake (while in the shower. this is always fun.)
2. Be careful and make sure you don't pass out in the nice hot steamy shower. that shit does happen if you're high enough.
3. Uhh let me think\4\
4. Okay now go and skate to one of your stoner friends house (in most of our cases this is redundant)
5. Bake some more.
6. Go skate just for the hell of it or to get some munchies. (never really get the munchies myself, im underweight and i have a low stomach capacity so it tends to just make me eat like a normal person
7. i'll finish later im fukintired

Envision
2009-01-05, 17:04
Riiiight....thanks for sharing your life

Faith
2009-01-05, 18:21
This isnt myspace / etc / get lost / etc

welcometocrazyworld
2009-01-05, 18:41
BOMBASS IDEA #3
1. Wake up
2. Take over 9000 benadryl
3. Come on totse to let everyone know you are indeed a major faggot, and make posts how ur fUckEd up on diphen and how it is so awesome!!
4. Kill yourself. (preferably an OD on benadryl)

bleh
2009-01-05, 18:59
bombdizzlefocrizledandthat'showibeatshaq day 4!

1. wake up
2. shoot heroin
3. smoke crack
4. light cigarette
5. buy some groceries

Envision
2009-01-05, 19:05
^^^ Much better plan than OP.

Darkus
2009-01-05, 19:32
Bob Omb Ass Ikea

1. Wake up
2. Drugs n' shit
4. :confused:
3. Sleep

wut?

Aerogone
2009-01-05, 19:34
1. Wake up
2. Drugs n' shit
4. :confused:
3. Sleep

wut?

This is what almost everybody does, everyday.

The fun starts, when you break the cycle.....;)

Adhesive Tape
2009-01-05, 20:40
Bob Omb Ass Ikea

1. Wake up
2. Drugs n' shit
4. :confused:
3. Sleep

Every weekend since I was 13?:confused:

FadedAllDay
2009-01-05, 21:48
Every weekend since I was 13?:confused:

You don't mean everyday?