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zuperxtreme
2009-01-05, 17:29
I know I am.

I make faces in the mirror, for example. :)

You?

Bum Wax
2009-01-05, 17:37
I am very vain when by myself

often I will catch myself looking at my physique in the mirror and occasionally flex and pose a little to check my physical progress

4chan
2009-01-05, 17:41
When I am alone I will often mumble under my breath. Also, I often yell expletives quite loudly if something frustrates me.

I avoid doing this when I am with company because, as you have so eloquently put, it makes me look like a complete idiot.

Fetus-Smasher
2009-01-05, 17:43
I talk to myself constantly. Soo many have caught me that I don't mind anymore. When driving ill answer my own questions out loud, I'd imagine people think I'm talking on a bluetooth or something.

Bum Wax
2009-01-05, 17:45
I find it worrying that already there is an alarming prevalence of posters who talk to themselves

it is a possible harbinger of madness and a sign you need more companionship

zuperxtreme
2009-01-05, 17:48
I find it worrying that already there is an alarming prevalence of posters who talk to themselves

it is a possible harbinger of madness and a sign you need more companionship

Why do you bold some words every time you post?

Bum Wax
2009-01-05, 17:52
Why do you bold some words every time you post?

My posting style is both an experiment in posting coherently within certain constraints and a method of drawing attention to what I write

it is my hope that this serves in some way to make my posts both unique and memorable and as such help me to make a name for myself

zuperxtreme
2009-01-05, 18:02
Interesting.

As far as the experiment goes, not the whole &T fame.

rodrat16
2009-01-05, 18:27
i talk to myself when nobody is around

i yell and often look at my self in the mirror just like the op

i think its normal as a lot of people do it

kometkid
2009-01-05, 18:33
I just look at myself in the mirror and pretend I'm explaining stuff to the person who's looking at me.

TooSeeI
2009-01-05, 19:13
I am very vain when by myself

often I will catch myself looking at my physique in the mirror and occasionally flex and pose a little to check my physical progress

Hahahaha me too.

HTS-Noob
2009-01-05, 19:50
When I am alone I will often mumble under my breath. Also, I often yell expletives quite loudly if something frustrates me.

I avoid doing this when I am with company because, as you have so eloquently put, it makes me look like a complete idiot.

Indeed this.

ObsdianZ
2009-01-05, 20:07
Everyone checks themself out in the mirror. Usually I'm shirtless at home so I'm always looking at myself.

I talk out loud, but I don't talk to myself (I think most of you mean this as well). And I swear like a pirate. Thanks to totse, I've become prone to mixing 'nigger' into my bag of usual expletives.

I wonder what the neighbours think...I have thin walls.


*ObZ

ruggishbone
2009-01-05, 20:11
i talk to myself when nobody is around

i yell and often look at my self in the mirror just like the op

i think its normal as a lot of people do it

thats not "normal" at all

i dont talk to myself ever.

dagothnonlik
2009-01-05, 21:09
when im alone,i like to shake my black hairy ass in front of my chihuahua making her go crazy.

i live in the basement.i have a pretty big family and theres not much space.my fathers the landlord, we live in a apartment.

i like living alone downstairs.it makes me feel free.

when im alone downstairs, i walk around alot becuz im bored. when talking in the phone, i constantly walk around the basement.i like saying NIGGER when im having trouble with anything.i snarl when im troubled or stressed out.

im pretty sure i have some sort of mental disorder, but im proud of it :D:D:D


NNNNNNNIIIIIIGGGER!!!!!!

i also talk to myself. :o

Firemite
2009-01-05, 21:15
Strangely, I'll avoid looking in mirrors if I can. I just don't like looking at myself. I'm an ugly son of a bitch.

Envision
2009-01-05, 21:42
I'm really silly by myself like I yell and make faces and shit. I think its the drugs but i'm ok with it.

HTS-Noob
2009-01-05, 21:44
Strangely, I'll avoid looking in mirrors if I can. I just don't like looking at myself. I'm an ugly son of a bitch.

I don't find it strange but same here. I ain't got shit to be proud of looks wise. Looking at myself tends to crush my spirits.

http://img184.imageshack.us/img184/7940/n67014863518456164688mc4.jpg

cronic5
2009-01-05, 21:47
I thought everyone was?

Ford Prefect
2009-01-05, 23:36
I don't find it strange but same here. I ain't got shit to be proud of looks wise. Looking at myself tends to crush my spirits.

http://img184.imageshack.us/img184/7940/n67014863518456164688mc4.jpg

Wee ginger cunt would be the easiest look in the world to rock the fuck outta.

ala this kid: http://www.viceland.com/nl/dd.php?id=1339

-F☺rd

dagothnonlik
2009-01-06, 00:21
I don't find it strange but same here. I ain't got shit to be proud of looks wise. Looking at myself tends to crush my spirits.

http://img184.imageshack.us/img184/7940/n67014863518456164688mc4.jpg

UGH, lil ginger faggot.

WritingANovel
2009-01-06, 00:29
it is my hope that this serves in some way to make my posts both unique and memorable and as such help me to make a name for myself

bummie is so cute

Ed Lister
2009-01-06, 01:16
Wee ginger cunt would be the easiest look in the world to rock the fuck outta.

ala this kid: http://www.viceland.com/nl/dd.php?id=1339

-F☺rd

Word up

WritingANovel
2009-01-06, 01:34
I don't find it strange but same here. I ain't got shit to be proud of looks wise.
Looking at myself tends to crush my spirits.

http://img184.imageshack.us/img184/7940/n67014863518456164688mc4.jpg

You are reasonably attractive, or at the very least, no ugly. People only say your ugly because they like
to jump on the "lol lets bash the ginger kids" wagon.

E

And I swear like a pirate. Thanks to totse, I've become prone to mixing 'nigger' into my bag of usual expletives.

I wonder what the neighbours think...I have thin walls.


*ObZ

1. LAWL
2. For some reason this post of yours reminds me monkmaster.

captain_pants
2009-01-06, 02:13
I talk to myself, I enjoy talking to myself, I figure out life's mysteries.

Bukujutsu
2009-01-06, 02:18
I don't find it strange but same here. I ain't got shit to be proud of looks wise. Looking at myself tends to crush my spirits.

http://img184.imageshack.us/img184/7940/n67014863518456164688mc4.jpg

Woah man, you look older. Unfortunately you don't seem to be maturing into a handsome young man. It's hard to explain how you look or how you're probably going to look when you're older, but it reminds me of some slimy pale creature and He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named.

xxombie
2009-01-06, 03:29
I love making faces in the mirror. When I'm by myself I spend like all my time on my rats, making them shit and cleaning their cage. And I talk to them a lot. Probably more then is actually healthy.

I don't find it strange but same here. I ain't got shit to be proud of looks wise. Looking at myself tends to crush my spirits.

http://img184.imageshack.us/img184/7940/n67014863518456164688mc4.jpg

Oh look, HTS noob is back with even moar self loathing and compliment fishing!

Shut up. You're fucking cute. I'm way uglier then you. Stop feeling sorry for yourself.

HTS-Noob
2009-01-06, 04:07
Oh look, HTS noob is back with even moar self loathing and compliment fishing!

Aye, I won't deny I had the urge to be told I'm not ugly.

THE SELF LOATHING WILL NEVER STOP THOUGH.

LSA King
2009-01-06, 04:14
Well I talk to myself. Does that make me an idiot or just crazy?

hypno
2009-01-06, 04:29
Well I talk to myself. Does that make me an idiot or just crazy?

depends. Is the stuff the guy telling you dumb or crazy?

01
2009-01-06, 05:11
I, too, do dumb shit when I'm alone.
Fortunately, paranoia tends to keep me in check.

welshopiumeater
2009-01-06, 06:43
Sometimes I make a toga out of my bedsheet and stomp around my room mumbling the word Caesar repeatedly.

3.14159265358979323846264
2009-01-06, 07:00
im a dance round the house kinda person myself.

Idiosyncrasy
2009-01-06, 07:53
I don't really do anything by myself that I wouldn't do in front of a crowd, except maybe beat off. I'm told that I'm an entertainer.

Raiden85
2009-01-06, 08:24
well since i live alone and when i go hang out with people most of the 'work week' before and after is alone. in the morning i just try to get jacked up on caffeine and loose whatever i drank last night. then wehn i go home i make dinner which is usually a 6 pack a tv dinner and a pack of smokes.

I do talk to myself but when I do my cat gives me weird looks and thats about all. when you are all my age, live alone, youll stop wondering why its weird to be alone and maybe even enjpy it.

and i drink a lot that helps kill the 'wtf im alone' feeling, youll get it 6 months after moving out of ur parents house

3.14159265358979323846264
2009-01-06, 08:29
well since i live alone and when i go hang out with people most of the 'work week' before and after is alone. in the morning i just try to get jacked up on caffeine and loose whatever i drank last night. then wehn i go home i make dinner which is usually a 6 pack a tv dinner and a pack of smokes.

I do talk to myself but when I do my cat gives me weird looks and thats about all. when you are all my age, live alone, youll stop wondering why its weird to be alone and maybe even enjpy it.

and i drink a lot that helps kill the 'wtf im alone' feeling, youll get it 6 months after moving out of ur parents house

ok mr downer.... i like living alone. tis not too bad. i still dance around quite a bit you should try to lay down some moves yourself.

zuperxtreme
2009-01-06, 10:22
Aye, I won't deny I had the urge to be told I'm not ugly.

THE SELF LOATHING WILL NEVER STOP THOUGH.

I'm sure she doesn't tell you you're ugly. :)

Chill ;)

EDIT: Raiden85, I've been living alone for a year now. I've never had that "lolimalone" feeling. Feels good to be alone. I can wake up at 8am and get on Totse, while listening to death metal sitting down naked and no one can tell me anything. :cool:

Pill Popper
2009-01-06, 10:32
I know I am.

I make faces in the mirror, for example. :)

You?


getting high at work when i am alone
mooning postal workers when i am at work alone

nailing my gf at work for fun

oh wait those are examples of what you're not supposed to do at work

zuperxtreme
2009-01-06, 10:40
oh wait those are examples of what you're not supposed to do at work

Says who?

I've drank in my office, browsed 4chan and seen CP(inb4IP:Logged), fucked my girl(couple times), walked around bare foot, sometimes without a shirt, I spend a good portion of my work time in Totse or playing games(FO3, Dead Space, etc).

w0rk rul3z

Pill Popper
2009-01-06, 14:38
Says who?

I've drank in my office, browsed 4chan and seen CP(inb4IP:Logged), fucked my girl(couple times), walked around bare foot, sometimes without a shirt, I spend a good portion of my work time in Totse or playing games(FO3, Dead Space, etc).

w0rk rul3z


Well the mooning the posties has come from both the cops and my human resource lady

so i kinda have to listen to them on that while they are around

zuperxtreme
2009-01-06, 14:51
Ah.

I do all that alone. :o

eesakiwi
2009-01-08, 05:24
I take the absolute piss out of the TV. Theres nothing I won't go near.

When I do it at other peoples places they either,
don't know what the fuk I'm doing & think I've gone mad,
ignore it,
figure it out & jump right in,
piss themselves,
think Bevis & Butthead are in the house,
tell me to shut up,
forget what they were watching, & then relise whats on TV is nothing near as interesting,
change channel,
can't get their head around the possible levels, & get bogged in the depths,
relise that what I'm doing is for THEIR benefit.

DrZeusDrZeus
2009-01-09, 03:22
I don't find it strange but same here. I ain't got shit to be proud of looks wise. Looking at myself tends to crush my spirits.

http://img184.imageshack.us/img184/7940/n67014863518456164688mc4.jpg

hey your actually a pretty great looking guy, wait you a guy right,.......?jk
coming from a straight guy.

Lockie666
2009-01-09, 03:27
hey your actually a pretty great looking guy, wait you a guy right,.......?jk
coming from a straight guy.

You're that dude who can suck his own cock aren't you?

DrZeusDrZeus
2009-01-09, 03:40
You're that dude who can suck his own cock aren't you?




um yes but i am straight ...?

DrZeusDrZeus
2009-01-09, 03:43
im a dance round the house kinda person myself.


your screen name reminds me of a friends name ,,,.........good guy!

Lockie666
2009-01-09, 03:44
um yes but i am straight ...?

I don't know, how does your own semen taste?

DrZeusDrZeus
2009-01-09, 03:49
I don't know, how does your own semen taste?


kinda salty... tell ya the truth........and magical........

AssMuffin
2009-01-09, 03:56
Very much so.

I like to screw with my cat when no one is home. I scare the hell out of him by sneaking up on him and jumping at him and I chase him around the house sometimes. And if I'm still not entertained I'll build a wall of couch cushions in the doorway of the kitchen and jingle cat nip on the other side and watch him try to jump over the 7 foot cushion wall. :D

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c121/spitfireccs/kitkat004.jpg

hooloovoo
2009-01-09, 10:07
I dance around the house, or walk around naked, or sometimes dance around naked. And I talk to my dogs, addressing my stream of consciousness like thoughts toward them.

I don't like to walk around naked and talk to my dogs at the same time though, because I talk to my dogs enough that if they look at me too long while I'm naked it feels wrong somehow.

LSA King
2009-01-10, 19:55
depends. Is the stuff the guy telling you dumb or crazy?



A mixture of both which is why I am confused. Its like bad meets evil, half of me wants to smash peoples heads in the other wants to brutally torture people on random :-\ hmm oh well I guess only time will tell.

Bukujutsu
2009-01-11, 04:03
I don't like to walk around naked and talk to my dogs at the same time though, because I talk to my dogs enough that if they look at me too long while I'm naked it feels wrong somehow.

Hahaha, oh man, you clearly have repressed sexual desires towards your dogs.

The_Infamous_Mobb
2009-01-11, 05:35
Sometimes when I'm alone i like to take a firm hold of my erect penis with my left hand. Then i move it up and down rapidly until i achieve orgasm.

Hung Like Saddam
2009-01-11, 13:27
I post on totse, ride a unicycle and play bass.

LovesRequiem
2009-01-11, 16:01
[QUOTE=When driving ill answer my own questions out loud, I'd imagine people think I'm talking on a bluetooth or something.[/QUOTE]

ME TOO.

And I talk in all kinds of nigger voices to myself when no one's around.

NOX2
2009-01-12, 05:44
My posting style is both an experiment in posting coherently within certain constraints and a method of drawing attention to what I write

it is my hope that this serves in some way to make my posts both unique and memorable and as such help me to make a name for myself

Your name is bum wax....you can't forget a homosexual name like bum wax.

Korivan I'Alagmarae
2009-01-12, 22:02
I carry on extended conversations with myself.....:(

peu4001
2009-01-13, 17:43
I talk to myself when I'm alone. But, my room mate talks quietly to himself all the time, so I end up asking what he said.

And he never tells me:mad:.

Agent 008
2009-01-13, 18:23
I like to screw with my cat when no one is home.

Quoted for future reference in case you start posting more often, become a regular, become friends with a few admins, get modship, work hard as a mod pushing out competition, become friends with Jeff, inherit Totse and become the new Hunter.

moby_dick
2009-01-13, 20:23
Aye, I won't deny I had the urge to be told I'm not ugly.

THE SELF LOATHING WILL NEVER STOP THOUGH.

Here are a series of steps that will improve your life dramatically in every way:

1) get a hair style.

You're welcome dude. ;p I can't even tell if you're ungly or not under that mop.

And yes op, I act like a complete fucking spastic when I'm on my own. I rehearse conversations with people in a whisper without even realising it, and sometimes even act things out. Not like "I'm practicing lawl", just like I'm thinking about something and then get carried away. >< Luckily I have an awesome 6th sense that tells me whether I'm in public or not, though it does malfunction sometimes... I like to mime along with music in front of a mirror when I'm drunk too.

Don't tell orl my fwiends tawtse. :(

Oh, and the guy talking about being naked in front of his dogs, I totally know what you mean. I can't have my cat in the room while I jack off lol... Waaayy too weird. She always looks so interested. :S

callumpimp
2009-01-13, 22:45
I used to constantly talk to myself in my head like "shit that girl is too hot, oh fuck she just saw me staring at her tits, oh well i dont really care", but not anymore. I sometimes imagine im being filmed and so i entertain the millions of viewers, i can be completely hilarious and really entertaining in the mirror too, acting out different characters talking to each other and too many other things.

Me and my brother used to act out shows in the mirror when we were younger pretending the mirror was an audience, we would often just end up fighting and getting told off by our parents but we did this everyday for about 2 years when i was about 6 years old fir hours on end!!

Now i think i have an addiction to staring in the mirror lol.

Bum Wax
2009-01-14, 01:29
I like to jack off in front of my pets (two dogs and an old cat)

mostly this stems from my sincere belief in reincarnation and as all of my pets are female I find the thought of a hot girl trapped in an animal's body watching me jerk off highly erotic

prettypoems
2009-01-14, 03:15
I don't find it strange but same here. I ain't got shit to be proud of looks wise. Looking at myself tends to crush my spirits.

http://img184.imageshack.us/img184/7940/n67014863518456164688mc4.jpg

You look like Brett Dennen.

http://www.lrbaggs.com/artists/images/Brett-Dennen.jpg http://www.brianmuench.com/images/brettdennen.jpg

That said, I'm a complete moron when I'm alone. I swear, talk to myself, make retard noises...really. And make funny faces.

Bukujutsu
2009-01-14, 04:39
You look like Brett Dennen.

http://www.lrbaggs.com/artists/images/Brett-Dennen.jpg http://www.brianmuench.com/images/brettdennen.jpg

That said, I'm a complete moron when I'm alone. I swear, talk to myself, make retard noises...really. And make funny faces.

Don't listen to her HTS, you look nothing like that guy, prettypoems is a complete moron all the time. You look like the mad magazine mascot.