hey all totseans...
I just bought a Akai MPC 500 off ebay and it didn't come with the manual. I have downloaded one but all it really does is tell me how to record and playback samples. What I really want is something even an idiot like me could understand.
I have seriously fuked with this thing for days now and I am ready to smash it into a million pieces, then find they guy I bought it off and get my money back!

ANY help will be much appreciated.