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Kaijec Torsf
2009-01-06, 06:47
I would nut soooo freaking hard....

I think I could get her to do it... however, the ramifications would be eternal...

this is some bonding shit, only problem is it happens to be "the girl"'s ex-best friend... with whom Im with for the soul sake of stabbing the shit out of said girl's soul...

Now keep in mind, I've always thought her friend to be ridiculously hot, and she has wanted me from day 1.. rejected me twice because of my feelings for her bitch ex-best friend.

but now, there she knows there is nothing going on between us which completely legitimizes me and her ex-best-friend.

So I figure... we get it on in this beautiful church....

sad thing is, I really hope the bitch finds out... as a matter of fact Im planning on it..

they're both jewish....

girl 2 will be heart broken, but I can see myself dating her... ya know, for better or worse....

but my motives are questionable....


btw - the "bitch" returns my calls only when its convienent for her, and I play fluffer to her games... tried to stop but I seriously can't....

I need to take action... hence her ex-best friend....

I feel this is the only option I have left to keep my manhood...

the cut-off will not work,... and if I hear rape... Im comming after your mother and sister....

she needs to feel distress I have, to the point where she is leeching off my semen...

I CAN'T LOOSE!!!!

3.14159265358979323846264
2009-01-06, 07:22
correct sir. a win win situation. report back with every detail. in a story like format.

Numberjumbo
2009-01-06, 10:07
I do not understand.

Try taking Grade 1 English before posting anymore in this thread.

Aquabania
2009-01-06, 10:09
hahahahaha

catholics fucking hate jews, that would be so funny man

vazilizaitsev89
2009-01-06, 14:33
do it.

but give Pics

StarWarsNerd
2009-01-06, 14:36
I do not understand.

Try taking Grade 1 English before posting anymore in this thread.

Word. Reading comprehension much?

Kaijec Torsf
2009-01-06, 15:24
Jeez, I really have to stop getting drunk and posting....

jackketch
2009-01-06, 15:52
Jeez, I really have to stop getting drunk and posting....

Yes and read my thoughts about posting in FUCKING ENGLISH!