hey,

the residents of the house right behind me just went on holidays and wont be back for a week, i have looked through the windows and all their shit is still in there.

i no they have no alarm so my question is how do i get in there without any noise.

note: i will be going at about 1am to 3am and i have no lock picking skills. The plan so far is to boot in the door and get in and out in minutes.

any ideas?

Well before you boot in the door, I'd check to see if they left any bottom floor windows or side doors unlocked. But, your probably going to attract some attention when you kick in a neighbors front door if you live in a suburb. If all else fails,

Molotov Everything!

try using the key they left under the doormat/fake rock/flowerpot

different houses have different ways in, i suggest going all around the house. see if you can find any simple way in. some have windows near the top of basements, some only have wire mesh, kick it down easily. if you can find a small window to squeeze into later, duct tape it and smash to reduce noise, but if it falls onto a hard floor, it will still make noise.

i've seen my friend slip into a side window, simply by pushing it there was a 5-6 inch gap he squeezed into, as he squeezed him the pressure slowly allowed more of his body to get into it. on another occasion his mom's room was locked, and he wanted to get the car keys, so by using the credit card method i forced my way in. it took me about 10 min, and bent the card, but i was like 16, so if you're fairly strong and persistent you should be able to get in within a minute. you can also try the bump key method.

try not to take anything of sentimental value, heirlooms and such, as if caught will be easily prosecuted, and it sometimes sucks for the ppl. get electronics, and search through as much as you can, there are tons of simple hiding spots.

my friend bump keyed his laundry room, outside of his house, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hr23tpWX8lM
there are lots of how to's on how to make it, just find a spare key that fits into their lock.

crowbar everything. it's not very loud

I hear explosives are pretty quiet.

strap c4 to door = Win.

Molotov Everything!

This.

its 6pm here at about midnight ill give the crowbar a try, will tell if it works

Duct tape up a window and smash it with your elbow. The easiest and quietest way to do it.

I hear explosives are pretty quiet.

Yeah and i've heard that Acolytes should shut the fuck up, he's trying to get in a house not blow up a bank vault.

Yeah and i've heard that Acolytes should shut the fuck up, he's trying to get in a house not blow up a bank vault.

I think it was a joke...no reason to get all pissed off...chill...

i think it was a joke...no reason to get all pissed off...chill...

you want some too new arrival!?

you want some too new arrival!?

Yea because when you get to Regular status you grow some brain cells that make you smarter

You can be on totse for years on end but if you came here stupid most likely you will remain stupid like:
-Wats Doing Boyz
-Mendocino

Some people should be demoted and locked in acolyte and throw away the key


To OP
How far away are the nearest neighbors? How much light or darkness is there at night?

Easiest way is to just smash a window just do it to a window that people don't walk or drive by...
everyone over estimates how sensitive people are to sound especially at night
in early morning hours of a week day people are dead asleep because they have jobs to go to unlike most of totse, so they probably won't wake up unless they hear gun shots....
If you still have any doubts... smash a car window in another neighborhood, hide in the bushes and wait to see if the the popo to arrive...most likely the wont

as for the house just smash the window and walk away...wait about 30mins - 1 hour and you should be on the safe side..

Spoiler alert: you are breaking the cardinal rule of burgulary, never steal from your own neighborhood because they will trace it to you, but you aren't supposed to find that out until AFTER you get arrested

good luck

if your still watching this thread can you post more info about the house. eg does it have a garage or what side of the house is the front door/back door at. can you access the garden easily. etc

Electric lock picking kit or a normal lock picking kit and some practice.

Yea because when you get to Regular status you grow some brain cells that make you smarter

You can be on totse for years on end but if you came here stupid most likely you will remain stupid like:
-Wats Doing Boyz
-Mendocino

Some people should be demoted and locked in acolyte and throw away the key


good luck

Fuck you why should i remain a Acolyte? Your fucking stupid, i am smart its not my fault your retarded. Honeslty are you trying to prove to everyone that your intelligent, lol smash a window and then wait 30 minutes, *claps*. Your quite the cat burgular good sir. Why would you wait? If you smash a window no one is going to come out, espically if you live in a high crime neighbourhood. How did i come here stupid? I'm just having a bit of fun man geez, sounds like someone has sand in there vagina.

On topic: The best option you have is to smash the window, i don't think you will learn how to lockpick cause it isnt as easy as it seems. But make sure you wear gloves and dark clothes, and do it at night. Find a window thats the furtherest away from all surrounding houses and smash that one. Do they have any alarm systems? be careful of that. But most of all be quick and how are you going to get all the shit back to your place?

I think it was a joke...no reason to get all pissed off...chill...

Lol i know it was man :)

I think it was a joke...no reason to get all pissed off...chill...

Shut up acolyte

Yea because when you get to Regular status you grow some brain cells that make you smarter

You can be on totse for years on end but if you came here stupid most likely you will remain stupid like:
-Wats Doing Boyz
-Mendocino

Some people should be demoted and locked in acolyte and throw away the key


To OP
How far away are the nearest neighbors? How much light or darkness is there at night?

Easiest way is to just smash a window just do it to a window that people don't walk or drive by...
everyone over estimates how sensitive people are to sound especially at night
in early morning hours of a week day people are dead asleep because they have jobs to go to unlike most of totse, so they probably won't wake up unless they hear gun shots....
If you still have any doubts... smash a car window in another neighborhood, hide in the bushes and wait to see if the the popo to arrive...most likely the wont

as for the house just smash the window and walk away...wait about 30mins - 1 hour and you should be on the safe side..

Spoiler alert: you are breaking the cardinal rule of burgulary, never steal from your own neighborhood because they will trace it to you, but you aren't supposed to find that out until AFTER you get arrested

good luck

You would have experience in this area of knowledge wouldn't you, probably trying to break into your own house cause you got kicked out

You're trying to break into a house right next door to you.
Do you have any sort of a brain? I'm not even going to bother explaining why you shouldn't.

When in doubt....C4.:cool:

Send a suicide bomber to their front door.

Tell him that there are Palestinians inside.

molotov everything

I'd say 4-6am is the best time to do it. That's when people are in the deepest stages of sleep. Also only break the window as a last resort. Even f the neighbors are dead asleep their more seceptable to a high pitched sound like breaking glass as opposed to a thud of a door being kicked. That's why early morning when it's light out is good. If you wake them from a dead sleep and they see it's light outside and hear thudding they'll think it's car doors or construction or someone in the house dropping something in the kitchen etc.. and roll back over to sleep. If they hear glass break and say maybe someone's been breaking into cars in the area they'll make more of an effort to see what teh cause of the breaking glass was.

Also, crowbars are your friend. Smashing a window and kicking a door should be last options though. It's alot easier to pop the lock off of windows/sliding glass doors and just get in that way. Much queiter too. I'd have to say sliding glass doors are fucking golden as long as they don't have the bottom lock locked. That little one most people use just fucking pops right out with a crowbar and the door slides right open.

If you can't get in the windows or a sliding door without smashing it give the back/side door a good couple prys with the crowbar. Once it's nice and loose donkey kick it till it opens. Close it behind you. (donkey kick is stand facing away from the door and kick backwards) Kick just under the handle right near the frame.

Send a suicide bomber to their front door.

Tell him that there are Palestinians inside.



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