In this thread, the intent is to gather a collection of various deeply rooted beliefs presented as hypotheses and the supporting evidences of such theories. You can be as sincere or ridiculous as would like; I don't mind.

I put forth to be tested by my evidence the following hypothesis:

I don't know shit.

To test this hypothesis, I am holding two assertions to be true:
1. If one knew shit, they would be capable of living a successful life.
2. If one knew shit, they would desire a successful life.

Evidences in support of the hypothesis:

1. I lived in a homeless shelter for a couple months.
2. I fucked my sister.
3. I lose jobs faster than I can lose your respect.
4. I am an alcoholic.
5. In spite of my intelligence and the supportive hopes of family and friends, I have yet to attend college.
6. The first woman I loved repeatedly cheated on me. She now has cancer.
7. I smoke cigarettes.
8. My career paths at present are welfare or tattoo artist.
9. I have been on food stamps 3 times in 3 years.
10. I masturbate every night to pornography of women with small tits and white socks.
11. I consider it a good day if I don't put a cinder block through a window.
12. I spit up blood due to the horrible treatment of my body the past 5 years.
13. I post on totse.

In light of this evidence; it can be concluded that I have no desire to live successfully, and further, have no fucking clue how to. As per asserted results of someone 'knowing shit', it is quite apparent that I do not.

This hypothesis, I believe, is now a theory.

2. I fucked my sister.

Pics or it didn't happen.

Pics or it didn't happen.

This.

The two previous replies should tell you one reason why this thread doesn't belong here.

1. I lived in a homeless shelter for a couple months.

So did Hitler; never did him any harm in the long run. Well, disregarding the bit about having to blow his brains out right at the end...

well sounds like you got a shit life. hows the weather?

Pics or it didn't happen.

haha, i knew that was gonna happen

OP your oppinion that 'you know shit' is entirely subjective.
Define shit?

Shit as in nothing, why if you knew nothing I wouldn't be reading your post.

So I'm to assume shit as in your knowledge is flawed.

Only your knowledge isn't flawed that is also subjective, someone might classify your 'failures' as successes.

The only failure I can see is that you apparently have no desire to better yourself.

I mean you've recognised your mistakes and they will be your calluses to do good if you so get motivated.

The wise have a term for mistakes, they call it experience.

You sir need only keep trying and in time you will make so many mistakes that you will know what not to do and in turn become successful.

Only you appear to be content with 'knowing shit', can't help you there.

2. I fucked my sister.

Alright, let's get a proper copy pasta here.

OP, I'm like you, or will be in a few years. At least you have the artistic talent to make something beautiful (tattoos).

I've come to the conclusion that I'll only ever be able to destroy beautiful things. Take them away.

OP, I'm like you, or will be in a few years.

Good. You know in advance that you will one day have sex with your sister, and can therefore remain ready at all times by keeping a camera (or even video camera!) on your person wherever you go.

We will be waiting patiently. Don't disappoint us.

Hexadecimal is one of the best posters in totse history.

Knowing shit? We have been in a never ending quest, scince birth, to seek something. Once we seek it, we realise we had it, and were clouded into believing it din't exist, in our temporary existance on this planet. Living successfully? Two fucking things; having money, leaving an impact, a feature on thi lanet, making it somehow diffrent, because you lived in it. You want your existance to have a point, you dont want your life to end, and have the world move on, and not be affected, by something that can affect you so greatly.

-Uncle Phil, mayn! How you gon play a nephew?

Good. You know in advance that you will one day have sex with your sister, and can therefore remain ready at all times by keeping a camera (or even video camera!) on your person wherever you go.

We will be waiting patiently. Don't disappoint us.

But... I don't have a sister.... :(

WILL YOU SETTLE FOR DAUGHTER?

The two previous replies should tell you one reason why this thread doesn't belong here.

It does belong here. Why wouldn't it?

Why not contribute instead of bashing the guy?...

-_-;

Anyways, on topic:

I believe that the lottery system is rigged.

Why:

Too many people play, too little win. - Statistics
I've never won. - :(
Too much money to win. - There shouldn't be so much if people would win.

EDIT: HTS, POST PICS OF SAV. w00t.

But... I don't have a sister.... :(

WILL YOU SETTLE FOR DAUGHTER?

Settle!? We'll only be more impressed...

Hot daughter incest > brother/sister incest HANDS DOWN.