Alright, I met this girl about a year ago through a gay friend of mine when they were hanging out together almost every day(this practice stopped when I came in the picture). She is extremely hot,not just to me evidently either because she models occasionally for fashion magazines and such. She's certainly been around the block sexually but hey so have I so I can't judge.
Me, her, the gay dude, and a couple others spent considerable time chilling and blazing over the summer, enough so that I moved out of the "random guy" category and became more of a flirty friend. I thought nothing of it at the time though because she's a very touchy person and it appeared as though she acted that way towards every dude she met. Oh yeah, and she had a boyfriend then who she claimed to love so I just stayed busy with other bitches and did my own thing. At the end of the summer, she went off to college and I assumed that would be the last of her.
Fast forward to the beginning of november, she breaks up with her boyfriend and starts sending me flirty facebook messages, after about a week of facebook crap she just starts texting me constantly. For 3 weeks until she came back for thanksgiving we talked every day and made plans for what we would do when she came back etc. It was ALWAYS her who initiated the convo and they usually lasted hours with texts going back and forth.
Thanksgiving rolls around, we chilled a couple days and got drunk with some mutual friends, things escalated to where she was sitting in my lap, caressing my hair, playfighting and straddling me etc. Pretty typical flirting stuff so I assumed she was damn interested. Never got a chance to make a move that week(circumstances out of my control) so I promised myself winter break would be the time.

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Fuck you. You never kissed her? Why choose to be a pussy? Does waiting make it better for you, or didn't you have the guts to initiate? The story about it being outside of your control...bullshit. If she was straddling you, it should have gone further.

For the 3 weeks between thanksgiving and christmas break the everyday texting continues as before, and things become a little more direct. She told me she wanted me for christmas and how fucking lame her old bf was and a bunch of other crap, once again always her initiating the conversation.
She comes back for winter break and things just seemed to be going great, we were chilling every day and getting very close, and everywhere we went she was rejecting guys left and right and just sticking by me. But here is the problem: that's where it has stayed. Now she refers to me as one of her best friends and we haven't progressed past being flirty and while I know she's not screwing any other guys at the moment things aren't looking good.
A couple of my buddies are convinced she's trying to use me, but the thing is I can't see what she would be using me for. She always throws money for weed, gas and liq and ends up smoking almost all the nug she buys with me present. She knows how I feel about her(she's a model and knows she looks good, plus I don't exactly make it a secret).

So what is this girls fucking deal?



Thank raptor Jesus for people like you if you read this whole thing

Fuck you. You never kissed her? Why choose to be a pussy? Does waiting make it better for you, or didn't you have the guts to initiate? The story about it being outside of your control...bullshit. If she was straddling you, it should have gone further.

Her dad is pretty high up in the Russian mob and generally a guy you don't fuck with, and that particular night I was hanging with her in her basement when she wasn't supposed to have people over. Guess who popped into the basement TV room at just the right time,not five minutes after she had promised him there had been no one there that night? That's right it had to be her dad. This, my friend, is what I mean by beyond my control.

In a similar sitution myself but I'm about to man up and seal the deal. You're getting signals left right and centre and failing to act on them because you're not thinking logically. And you're not thinking logically (I assume) because you like her.

It happens, but you need to think about the signs shes giving you in a clear way. If this wasn't a girl who you liked so much you would have either rejected it or nailed a long time ago.

Men think logically, untill women come along. Gain the upper hand again and ignore all the emotion bullshit, it's gonna fuck up your game. BIG TIME.

Ring her right now, tell her you want to meet up.

In a similar sitution myself but I'm about to man up and seal the deal. You're getting signals left right and centre and failing to act on them because you're not thinking logically. And you're not thinking logically (I assume) because you like her.

It happens, but you need to think about the signs shes giving you in a clear way. If this wasn't a girl who you liked so much you would have either rejected it or nailed a long time ago.

Men think logically, untill women come along. Gain the upper hand again and ignore all the emotion bullshit, it's gonna fuck up your game. BIG TIME.

certainly possible, she's one of the few girls I've met that I can actually just chill out and relax with so it could be clouding my judgement.

Her dad is pretty high up in the Russian mob and generally a guy you don't fuck with, and that particular night I was hanging with her in her basement when she wasn't supposed to have people over. Guess who popped into the basement TV room at just the right time,not five minutes after she had promised him there had been no one there that night? That's right it had to be her dad. This, my friend, is what I mean by beyond my control.

How do you know he's in the Russian mob?

Her dad is pretty high up in the Russian mob and generally a guy you don't fuck with, and that particular night I was hanging with her in her basement when she wasn't supposed to have people over. Guess who popped into the basement TV room at just the right time,not five minutes after she had promised him there had been no one there that night? That's right it had to be her dad. This, my friend, is what I mean by beyond my control.

You my friend are going to die a slow and fucking painful death if you decide to fuck his daughter, seriously I wouldn't do it...

How do you know he's in the Russian mob?
It's not all that uncommon around here, most everyone has money so you get every kind of rich fuck, from the common hotshot jewish lawyers to the cocaine-smuggling Russian mobsters.
I've actually had conversations with her about this, apparently during rough patches she's had bodyguards follow her and other such crap. Also, her house is WAY too nice for a father who claims to be a taxi union rep and a mother who doesn't work.

This is easy. Just try to kiss her and if she says no or doesn't let you just make up some bullshit about you felt like doing it.

No harm can come of it. If she's not interested in you like that then she'll forget about it and you two can just be friends.

Don't pass up this perfect opportunity to at least try.

This is easy. Just try to kiss her and if she says no or doesn't let you just make up some bullshit about you felt like doing it.

No harm can come of it. If she's not interested in you like that then she'll forget about it and you two can just be friends.

Don't pass up this perfect opportunity to at least try.

Exactly this.

To misquote a famous film: "You don't mess with Mother Nature, Mothers-in-Law or the daughters of mother freaking Russian mobsters"


I've known some villains in my time, one thing they all had in common-no matter what 'mob' they belonged to, they were all real big on R.E.S.P.E.C.T

Made no difference if they were traditional Eastend villains, mafiosi, corsicans, yugos or yardies. Disrespecting them in anyway was a sure way to enter a world of hurt.

You like Fresh Air and Camping, Boy?

Cos next to disrespecting their Sainted mothers, upsetting their daughters was a sure way to end up in an oxygen tent!

You feel me?