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brotherinarms
2009-01-08, 14:59
I swallowed a bobby pin the other day should I be concerned about anything bad happing? I haven’t really been feeling under the weather but I just want to know if there could be any side effects.

zuperxtreme
2009-01-08, 15:08
Well, it's a piece of metal and I doubt your body will be able to metabolize it... so I guess that's not good...

but then again there are crazy people that eat glass and shit...

Tommy Lund
2009-01-08, 15:10
Bloodydiaperman survived, I am sure you will too.

brotherinarms
2009-01-08, 15:17
Im just worried about it cutting up my asshole

CotDeath
2009-01-08, 15:21
How did you manage to eat it, out of interest?

Toothlessjoe
2009-01-08, 15:22
I'd be worried about someone closing your thread before you get help.

brotherinarms
2009-01-08, 15:30
How did you manage to eat it, out of interest?

I was laying in my bed and my girlfriend was doing her hair she put a bobby pin on my lip and i got up when she asked if she could have it back but i got up to fast and i swallowed it whole.

STOP TALKING GARBAGE
2009-01-08, 15:53
your gf sounds like a cunt, and should be slapped

CUT THAT BITCH UP

CotDeath
2009-01-08, 16:18
your gf sounds like a cunt, and should be slapped

CUT THAT BITCH UP

I'm afraid this would seem to be the only responsible thing to do.

xxombie
2009-01-08, 16:31
General rules of swallowing foreign objects:

Of you start shitting blood, or your shit looks darker then normal, see a doctor.

If you start getting abdominal pains or cramps, see a doctor.

You should probably see a doctor either way.

If you don't shit it out it could really fuck you over.

Aquabania
2009-01-08, 16:35
you need to swallow another, bigger, bobby pin

the bobby pins will duel in your belly

they will both be destroyed and you will live a healthy fulfilling life

brotherinarms
2009-01-08, 16:40
your gf sounds like a cunt, and should be slapped

CUT THAT BITCH UP

She isn't a cunt in the slightest im actually really happy with her.

Tommy Lund
2009-01-08, 16:42
Every thread that mentions a girlfriend should be accompanied with a picture.

slippyfist
2009-01-08, 16:55
I knew a guy who swallowed a toothpick and it stabbed him in his rectum and he almost died.

Like on House.

zuperxtreme
2009-01-08, 17:12
you need to swallow another, bigger, bobby pin

the bobby pins will duel in your belly

they will both be destroyed and you will live a healthy fulfilling life

Not if one is much bigger than the other.

dark_rider_666
2009-01-08, 17:21
I would go see a doctor, or more simply, go through your poop and see if you shit it out, it might get stuck somewhere, if it goes through the intestine sideways, be prepared for trouble, depending on the size.

Von Bass
2009-01-08, 17:56
You're going to be pretty lucky if it doesn't stab you somewhere through the various internal sphincters, and the last one you happen to know about. It just has to lodge the wrong way round in your intestine and you to lie down in an unfortunate fashion for you to end up with a few holes in you...

Give it a week, follow xxombies advice.

Mutant Funk Drink
2009-01-08, 18:29
Assuming that you swallowed a closed bobby pin, you're probably gonna be fine. It'll pass through one of your stools within a day. If you want to be sure, consult a doctor about getting an x-ray done on your abdomen.

LSA King
2009-01-08, 23:13
I swallowed a bobby pin the other day should I be concerned about anything bad happing? I haven’t really been feeling under the weather but I just want to know if there could be any side effects.



You should be fine, you might feel some pain but if it goes away in a day or two you should be good. If pain increases consult a medical adviser.

-SpectraL
2009-01-08, 23:28
Of course you should be concerned. Now you're going to have a bobby-pin lodged in your ass-pipe! That's gotta hurt like fucking hell!

ruggishbone
2009-01-08, 23:31
every thread that mentions a girlfriend should be accompanied with a picture.

i think we have a winnar!!

10,000 e-points

brotherinarms
2009-01-12, 15:01
So I think it finally came out and my only reason for thinking so is the fact that i had a bit of blood in my shit. It didn't hurt as much as i thought it was going to but im pretty sure its out. If theres blood in my next 2 shits im going to go to the doctor and just make sure everything is alright.

dark_rider_666
2009-01-12, 16:53
So I think it finally came out and my only reason for thinking so is the fact that i had a bit of blood in my shit. It didn't hurt as much as i thought it was going to but im pretty sure its out. If theres blood in my next 2 shits im going to go to the doctor and just make sure everything is alright.

Well, Maybe it's still in there, and just cut you a anus in yo anus, But seriously, go to a doctor or something, Bleeding shit is NEVER good :o

brotherinarms
2009-01-13, 15:00
Alright so had another poop and there wasn't any blood in it i think its safe i got it out!

fux0rz
2009-01-14, 03:54
Alright so had another poop and there wasn't any blood in it i think its safe i got it out!

Or it might be lodged in your stomach, intestines or colon, causing massive internal bleeding... You should should for large bruises on your body and the like.