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thejackisback
2009-01-08, 18:38
Say for example i needed a nondescript amount fo cash in approximately 12 hours and i had tried everything legal i could and have decided that other methods are the only way what shoud I do? Thought of phone boxes can I break the lock on the coin box in any way? Ideas PLEASE!!!!!!

matty4522
2009-01-08, 19:42
It really depends on how much you need. Rob a bank?

Mort2008
2009-01-08, 19:51
Give us some fucking parameters.

How much money you need etc.

slim-ov-derby
2009-01-08, 20:02
The street corner, get to it.

thejackisback
2009-01-08, 20:10
I need approximately £100, and do not want to commit burglary etc due to the ectreme risk. Would a screwdriver and a hammer break the lock in a phone box coin box??

slim-ov-derby
2009-01-08, 20:24
No, selling your ass in the night will though.

Seriously £100?
It's not hard to get that, find a dealer and jack the cunt.

thejackisback
2009-01-08, 20:37
Um yeah if im not commiting burglary because of extreme risk something tells me i wont be robbing dealers anytime soon.

thejackisback
2009-01-08, 21:36
come on i thought this place was a hotbed of ideas it is called bad ideas ffs POST PLZ!!!!!!! and would someone please tell me how to break a lock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kulsh123
2009-01-08, 21:54
come on i thought this place was a hotbed of ideas it is called bad ideas ffs POST PLZ!!!!!!! and would someone please tell me how to break a lock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Start fucking selling your shit. Electronics sell fast. Hmm, ill be back in a bit if i think of anything quicker...

LSA King
2009-01-08, 23:03
Say for example i needed a nondescript amount fo cash in approximately 12 hours and i had tried everything legal i could and have decided that other methods are the only way what shoud I do? Thought of phone boxes can I break the lock on the coin box in any way? Ideas PLEASE!!!!!!




How much do you need? If its only a couple hundred dollars a few vending machines and coke machines will usually score you pretty nicely.

toker420
2009-01-08, 23:28
hittin up phones aint going to get you enough, you'd have to hit up a shitload of phones to get what you need.

if you dont want to hit up a house, I'd recommend panhandling.. you got 12 hours.... what my road dawg used to do was walk around then go around run some game on some fools.

tell em you ran out a gas, need a few dollars for gas money.. but dont start off askin for money, strike up a conversation, say hey how you doing, good day today, i'm in a bit of a bind don't mean to bother you.. my car broke down not to far from here was wondering if you can spare a few dollars so i can get some gas.. (helps if you carry around a gas can). or either tell them your shits broke down and your tryin to come up with enough money for a tow.. keep a changing clothes after you make a little bit cuz if someone calls in the pigs they'll be lookin for whoever wearing whatever. my buddy made anywhere from 20-70 a night doin this shit for a few hours.

if all else fails pawn some shit or sell it to friends. if you know anyone who smokes do what i used to do walk in a store then tell them to give u two cartons of newports, then when they lay them on the counter say oh yea give me a carton of marboros too then when they turn around snatch and grab that shit.

hussle, if you don't have 100 bux to do what you need to do now you aint doin something right.. sell drugs or whatever. get your money right nigger

NeonMonkeys
2009-01-08, 23:57
The walmart return scam is one of my favorites for quick cash, get a receipt from a walmart parking lot and check for something relatively expensive. Go into the store and grab the item off the shelf and take it to customer service with the receipt and "return" your item for cash.

vladthepaler
2009-01-09, 00:21
1) Make pick for combination lock out of soda can (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoAsAKbLTws).

2) Get one-week trial membership at gym or sneak into school's locker room.

3) Duh.

libido
2009-01-09, 01:11
come on i thought this place was a hotbed of ideas it is called bad ideas ffs POST PLZ!!!!!!! and would someone please tell me how to break a lock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you stupid shit! if your gona be a pussy about breaking the law then stop askin people how to get $ ona bad ideas forum. I dont know if your cock sucking mind understood but this is for BAD IDEAS! HENCE THE BAD IDEAS RESPONCES like robbing a house, or mugging.
IF you would like to know how to make some money in a semi safe way, i suggest looking for a BAD SEWING IDEAS section in a home and garden site.

Piles Of Crack
2009-01-11, 00:07
walk in a store then tell them to give u two cartons of newports, then when they lay them on the counter say oh yea give me a carton of marboros too then when they turn around snatch and grab that shit.

This is the exact reason why I never let cartons of cigs or $10-$20 lotto tickets get onto the counter before I see the money coming across first. It'll work great if the cashier is an idiot, but honestly, you've got to be pretty stupid to turn away from the point of sale when there's (around here at least) about $100 worth of cigarettes within the customer's reach and a counter's between the two of you.

Sniper78
2009-01-11, 00:46
ya go pawn off your shit like game systems, computers, tvs, anything.

kev19x
2009-01-11, 00:52
1.Sell
2.Borrow
3.Steal
4.Rob
5.Move

In that order.
Call yourself a Nomad.

jesus5511
2009-01-11, 07:08
pawn off all your shit then get a job so you won't have this problem anymore

DeliciousCrack
2009-01-11, 10:20
Steal shit. Isn't hard.

Mug people and break into cars and garages. Quit being a pussy.