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uncle_phil
2009-01-09, 01:03
Upon looking at possible sources of income, such as what I posted about before, I realised I will need a fake id. First of all, do the ID sites that take visa rip you off? Second of all, I'm broke till Febuary, and still broke then, so I need to fund this fake ID who will contain the personal info on someone my magnetic ink ignorant homey got for me. I considered payday loan spot, but got an extreemely good idea.

My idea is...
To post an ad on Craigslist, and offer to sell a XPS 730 dell brand new, for $1,400, a $400 discount. Maybe just $1,000. Then tell them I'm not comfortable meeting at my house, so say I'm meeting them up the street(not really by my house), by a park, where the houses are walled in, and I'll only be seen if people drive by, or are in the park.


I would lie about the type of car I drive, and tell them I may be 5 minutes late, so wait. They would tell me what they drive. Then I would park on the side of the road, when they arrive at the spot, I'd pull up behind them, and get out. I'd have my hand inside my plad shirt by my chest, and they'd get out, thinking I was the person, but driving a diffrent car. I'd say "I got the computer, is anyone else in your car?' If they said yes, I wouldn't be able to tell if cops were called, so I would leave.

Or I would try to tell before I got out. Then I'd pull out my .38, and demand the money. Take it, and then shoot them in the head. It seems cold, but that is the only way they will meet me, is if I don't have a mask.

The murder is a part of this I will not leave out, but my main question is, if I meet like 10-20 people that same night, about 15 minutes apart, will they find out that it is a craigslist thing, and be waiting for the next post customer, of pose as a customer that same night? In other words, could I do this like 10 times the same night, without cops knowing it's the guy posting on craigslist, and there waiting at the next purchase?

I have pushbutton tor, but I'll still call this hypothetical.

uncle_phil
2009-01-09, 01:05
And this would be done after 9pm, the areas I have in mind are dead at that time,

cheeze
2009-01-09, 01:07
i'll pretend i never read this.;)

ScaryDangerous
2009-01-09, 01:27
*places palms on forehead*

i really hope you're trolling...

toker420
2009-01-09, 01:32
learn to troll newfag.

LSA King
2009-01-09, 01:39
Dear god *slaps OP*

uncle_phil
2009-01-09, 02:13
What is wrong with this idea? Is it the fake ID thing? Is it the fact you buy on craigslist? Or will the robberies not work? Most imporntantly, will the fake ID thing work?

Why are you guys acting like this?

I am a long time member with technical difficulties with my main screenname, and I thought a play on Bel Air would be hillarious, but I need information.

LJ
2009-01-09, 02:36
Well the first problem is that you're gonna be murdering someone over $1000. If you wanna risk life in prison at least make it worth it.

Then there's the fact that only the dumbest of the dumb would fall for this.

uncle_phil
2009-01-09, 02:55
I got 10 people in an hour wanting to meet me at my house, or "wherever I wanted to meet.", when I posted electronics i didn't really have on craigslist. Why wouldn't these people want to meet in an area like I described. Also, how the fuck can you get more then $1,000 in any kind of robbery? Only $4,000 from bank tills, so where?

SLice_760
2009-01-09, 03:08
http://colbertsheroes.org/lolberts/thumbs/Headdesk_macro_400px.jpg

Have fun in jail, retard.

FacId
2009-01-09, 03:38
A. Nobody would come out after 9 and not think it is fishy.
B. No.
C. No.

uncle_phil
2009-01-09, 03:49
If they did, this would work, right?

Shit for Brains
2009-01-09, 03:50
you will be looking at 7 to 10 years, have fun niGGer.

seann
2009-01-09, 03:59
i'll pretend i never read this.;)

stupid new arrival.

uncle_phil
2009-01-09, 04:14
you will be looking at 7 to 10 years, have fun niGGer.

For murder? You're screenname is accurate.

Shit for Brains
2009-01-09, 05:01
For murder? You're screenname is accurate.

You would risk life in jail for 1k.... Your a credit to ur race NiGgie. Didnt I vote for Change? ?

uncle_phil
2009-01-09, 05:49
It's better then killing random people, and seeing no profits. Plus, this has got to be the easiest way to get money from robbery. I wish sawed off was here, he claimed he did things similar to this with myspace.

-James Avery.

DeliciousCrack
2009-01-09, 06:42
Thread fuckin' delivers. Keep it trill OP OG

do it nigga

LJ
2009-01-09, 07:03
If you're lucky, you might be able to get a couple kids dumb enough to meet you in the middle of the night, in some park, with $1000. But the majority of the people on CL either won't do it or will be trying to rob you.

Friendo
2009-01-09, 08:41
If you clawed out your own throat, would you be able to gnaw off all your fingers before your life ended?

Find out and report back.

stdismas
2009-01-09, 08:49
Seriously...murdering for less than you could get for a week's worth of shoplifting...

Not to mention, where would you get them to meet you that no one else would see you murder them? I've met people off CL and Ebay before, always at coffee shops or other safe, public places. Nobody's going to fall for "the dark back road off highway 20, and come alone. Mwuha. MWUHAHAHAAAA!...oh, and cash only."

Also, when said murder victim's family tries to figure out what happened (I know few people trusting enough not to tell someone else "Hey, I'm going to meet a stranger at this spot" just in case) they or the cops will check phone and e-mail records to see who the victim was last in touch with. Then they'll trace the e-mail back to your IP, find out who you are and bust you. It's a murder investigation, they're not just going to shrug and go "Oh noes, he hid behind an anonymous proxy, we're PWNED!" Even if you use a public computer, how many public access computers do you know of (libraries, apartment complexes, etc) where you don't have to walk past a camera to get to them?

Epic fail.