ripstick
2009-01-09, 06:07
On SEX:
1)First Timers - You are not going to be Casa Nova. It will suck, the sex I mean. Chances are the guy won’t last long, the girl will be nervous and not want to show her body, there will be elbows in faces, and you’ll leave your socks on. But this doesn’t mean it can’t be wonderful. There is one thing you can do to make this a night you’ll remember, look back on, laugh and cherish. Choose the right person. Now I’m not saying hold out for marriage or until you’re in ‘love’ . Come on guys, it’s me talking. I’m saying if you pick some random off the street you are sharing your most intimate moment with a stranger. Pick someone of some significance in your life at that time. A best friend, a boyfriend/girlfriend, family member? (kidding) Someone who won’t make this a miserable experience, tell everyone at school, or leave you hurt. You don’t need to know what you’re doing, you need to know that come morning this will be something you’re proud of.
I did not follow this advice. I slept with a boy I cared for but he did not share the same feelings. He never spoke to me again, he told the school everything and he hooked up with someone else the next weekend. Don’t let this happen to you.
2)Locations - The bed will get boring. Try to break out of that environment. Anywhere is good for a quickie. ANYWHERE. Dressing rooms, washrooms, parking lots, when you’re stuck in a traffic jam, school lunch hour in the gym/library. I’m sure totseans can add loads to this list. The house can be exciting too. Try the hallway, in a closet, bathroom, someone else’s bed, kitchen table, the couch, shower, on the stairs, on the dryer, fuck even just roll off the bed and do it on the floor. As you experiment you’ll find new favourites. As for outside I have very little experience with this but from what I’ve heard porches, playgrounds, in a pile of leaves, in the park, in the rain, in alleys and on dumpsters. New locations can also open you to a world of new positions.
3)Positions -
A) Missionary = Not boring. I’ve heard it called that so many times. You’re doing it wrong. Man on top is hot. When I look up at my boyfriend it’s the biggest turn on ever. And no, he doesn’t just lay on top and thrust. There’s probably 12 different types of missionary we do. If a girl lifts her legs or bends her knee so that they are close to her face, the man can get deeper in. There’s missionary with the chicks legs closed between the man’s, missionary where she almost rolled into a ball, missionary with the female’s legs to one side of the man, missionary with one leg to the side and one sitting on his shoulder. This is basic position but it can become so much more exciting and definitely not boring.
B) Doggy or Behind = Men please be careful. You can hit our cervix this way and cause us pain. Before you give ‘er make sure we are comfortable with the angle you are thrusting. If she’s in pain try thrusting more downward or upward. Doggy also can be done many ways. Basic Doggy, women on hands and knees in front of man. Doggy against a wall where she’s kneeling but half raised up hands pressing the wall. Doggy laying down, this is my favourite and can get me off several times in a matter of minutes. Plus come on, doing a girl from behind is hot. You have an ass right there. Smack it, pinch it, pull her hair and whisper in her ear. Fuck I love it.
C) Girl on Top = First off, I feel this is a woman’s chance to contribute. Most positions call for a man to do most of the work, granted if she’s a good lover she’ll help with rhythm, caressing you, kissing you, and inspiring you, not just lay there. But this is our chance to show off. Do not take this away because we don’t do it just the way you like it. If our rhythm is wrong, place your hands on our hips and help direct us. I’ve found many different versions of girl on top that I like. Laying directly on top, not an issue if you’re not a big girl. You can do the basic sitting on top. Backwards cowgirl. Or my favourite, sit on top and grab your man’s hands and bring him up with you so you’re sitting kinda cross legged around each other with him still inside of you. You can look directly into each other’s faces, rub each other’s backs and just relax. This is not a vigorous position. It is passionate.
D) Anal = This is some advice I gave to a friend of mine who asked how to make anal good.
“Anal is difficult to make good. First you have lose all inhibitions. If you go into it thinking 'this is going to hurt" then it will. To make anal great you must be mentally prepared for it.
Also, the anus has TWO sphincters. The outside one you can relax yourself but the inside one you have NO control over. You can try easing into anal with plugs. Some are really scary like goatse shit. But I've seen so many cute lil pink ones. Some the same size as fingers just shaped and contoured to be more arousing. There's even nice vibrating ones. Always make sure a plug is tapered at the bottom (it will taper out to almost a pyramid shape, kinda looks like a handle). This prevents the plug from going inside you. The anus naturally sucks up things and I've heard stories of plugs in intestines that lead to emergency rooms. Plugs are not for in and out motion. They're meant to be placed inside and left there during sex. Certain positions will add pressure to a plug and make it feel good. Try practicing with those. Even with toys use a TON of lube. You don't secrete anything back there and will have to reapply constantly. So yeah practice with toys or even finger yourself. That way you can feel the second sphincter and know when its relaxed.
Anal beads are fantastic and amazing. All you do is lube them up and insert them slowly. You leave them there during sex and when you are on the brink of cumming slowly pull them back out. This will increase your orgasm ten fold.
Now for real anal. Once you feel totally prepared and comfortable with it here's my number one suggestion. GIRL ON TOP. Men cannot feel what's going on back there. They just think it feels like another pussy. But you can feel pain and pressure. Get on top, take control and go as deep, fast and hard as you want. This will make it so much easier for you to find what you like.”
This advice for girls. For men I say this… it is NOT a vagina. You push too hard too fast you will damage us and we’ll never want to do it again. If you find a girl willing to do this for you, be gentle and be caring. I found anal from behind in the doggy positions to be hell. Let the girl be on top and take control. This is my advice.
There are many other positions. Just roll around during sex, you may end up tangled in a desirable way.
4) Energy - I didn’t know how else to word it. The kind of sex you have. Some are sensual lovers. They want to take it slow, caress you, reassure you of their love. Others are aggressive, want to throw you against walls, choke you , hit you, degrade you. To each his own. Everyone has fantasies. Be willing to explore those of your partner. Maybe they want to be dominated, or maybe they want to be the ones doing the dominating. Always discuss before the rules of how far you will go. And sex should never cause intense bodily harm. Ever. Even a dominatrix is trained to use a whip, so that she hits all the right spots and not the damaging ones.
Both types of sex are wonderful and so are the many in between. You’ll discover what you like best, what you’re good at.
5)Food - In my experience not so much sexy as funny. You hear about making chicks into sundaes and licking it all off. But really who wants to eat that much chocolate syrup? Anything can be used. Just be clean about it. No food should ever go into the vagina. This will cause infections. Other then that, have fun. Once my boyfriend used olive oil all over my body. Not exactly my thing but he commented I looked like an Amazon so, he liked it. Don’t buy the fake whip creams and chocolate body paint in sex store. They all taste like crap.
6)Toys - I’m strictly discussing toys used DURING sex.
I spoke about the anal toys before and it should be known all that info goes for men too. There’s a special something up your rectum. It’s called a prostate and if you are willing to try you can stimulate it and have the best orgasms of your life. My boyfriend refuses out right to let me stick anything up his ass. Don’t push it.
Vibes, bullets and pocket rocket are all accessories. They are not to replace a penis. Men don’t get jealous. Some girls need a little extra push to cum and really guys do you want to concentrate on fingering her, and tweaking her nipples, and rimming her asshole, while you thrust inside her? No. That is where toys come in. Don’t be afraid to share the bed. Get her to show you how she likes it done while she is on top of you or let her use it. Vibrations can also feel very good on a man’s package. Experiment with what you like.
Cockrings. I’ve never used one. But I use to sell them so this is the basic knowledge I was taught. They are meant to go around both the cock and testicles. Most men think it’s just for the penis. It adds a little extra pressure that can either stop you from ejaculating, help increase orgasm or give you blue balls. Make sure they have enough stretch in them. If it’s painful do not use it. And most cockrings are not meant to be on for longer than 15 mins. Very important. You can also get vibrating ones that either add a little vibration to your ball sack or spin around and stimulate the clitoris. These were fairly popular where I worked.
There are creams for everything. Desensitizing men so they don’t feel so much and last longer. Creams to tighten the pussy. Tingling creams, hot creams, cold creams. Ask your local sex store about the different brands. On a whole I found the Kama Sutra brand to be best in quality.
Bondage. Always discuss with a partner and prepare. You can get tethers, handcuffs, chokers, masks, ball gags, whips, paddles, bondage rope. All pretty basic that everyone knows how to use. But just please read the instructions. These are meant to be restraints and cause minor pain. Make sure you know exactly what you are doing before preceding.
7) Masturbation - Why did I add this? Because there is a great miscommunication between men and women.
Girls all men jack it. They just do. It doesn’t matter how much sex you give them, how good you are at it, how sexy you are. If they have a spare 5 minutes where they can’t decide between video games or kung fu movies they will touch themselves. This is by no means meant to be offensive to you. It is natural. Let them do there thing. And a lot of men watch porn too. Sorry to burst your ‘we’re so happy and in love, he’d never look at another woman’ bubble. It’s also natural. Just accept it and know that he’d rather fuck a real woman like you then any of those plastic beefcakes on the t v. He is with you because you please him.
Guys, our vibrators are not boyfriend replacements. Do not ask us to stop. They are fun to use. They sometimes make sounds and have light shows. It’s our own fuckin video game. You jack off, well so do we. If you’re jealous fuckin ask to join in. I’m sure we’d love to show you how our gadgets work.
A little tidbit, my boyfriend and I do what I can only explain as Co-Ed Masturbation. When I have my period, or when we’re not in the mood for full blown sex we resort to this and it’s fuckin brilliant. We lay side by side and touch ourselves. We help each other get ourselves off. We both can watch and be turned on by each other’s bodies. My boyfriend will whisper in my ear, and twirl my nipples. I’ll tell him my fantasies or finish him with my mouth. This is a new thing for both of us and we discovered that masturbating this way makes your orgasm multiple times better then just masturbating alone. Maybe it’s the fact someone’s watching. Try it.
That is all. HAPPY FUCKING.
1)First Timers - You are not going to be Casa Nova. It will suck, the sex I mean. Chances are the guy won’t last long, the girl will be nervous and not want to show her body, there will be elbows in faces, and you’ll leave your socks on. But this doesn’t mean it can’t be wonderful. There is one thing you can do to make this a night you’ll remember, look back on, laugh and cherish. Choose the right person. Now I’m not saying hold out for marriage or until you’re in ‘love’ . Come on guys, it’s me talking. I’m saying if you pick some random off the street you are sharing your most intimate moment with a stranger. Pick someone of some significance in your life at that time. A best friend, a boyfriend/girlfriend, family member? (kidding) Someone who won’t make this a miserable experience, tell everyone at school, or leave you hurt. You don’t need to know what you’re doing, you need to know that come morning this will be something you’re proud of.
I did not follow this advice. I slept with a boy I cared for but he did not share the same feelings. He never spoke to me again, he told the school everything and he hooked up with someone else the next weekend. Don’t let this happen to you.
2)Locations - The bed will get boring. Try to break out of that environment. Anywhere is good for a quickie. ANYWHERE. Dressing rooms, washrooms, parking lots, when you’re stuck in a traffic jam, school lunch hour in the gym/library. I’m sure totseans can add loads to this list. The house can be exciting too. Try the hallway, in a closet, bathroom, someone else’s bed, kitchen table, the couch, shower, on the stairs, on the dryer, fuck even just roll off the bed and do it on the floor. As you experiment you’ll find new favourites. As for outside I have very little experience with this but from what I’ve heard porches, playgrounds, in a pile of leaves, in the park, in the rain, in alleys and on dumpsters. New locations can also open you to a world of new positions.
3)Positions -
A) Missionary = Not boring. I’ve heard it called that so many times. You’re doing it wrong. Man on top is hot. When I look up at my boyfriend it’s the biggest turn on ever. And no, he doesn’t just lay on top and thrust. There’s probably 12 different types of missionary we do. If a girl lifts her legs or bends her knee so that they are close to her face, the man can get deeper in. There’s missionary with the chicks legs closed between the man’s, missionary where she almost rolled into a ball, missionary with the female’s legs to one side of the man, missionary with one leg to the side and one sitting on his shoulder. This is basic position but it can become so much more exciting and definitely not boring.
B) Doggy or Behind = Men please be careful. You can hit our cervix this way and cause us pain. Before you give ‘er make sure we are comfortable with the angle you are thrusting. If she’s in pain try thrusting more downward or upward. Doggy also can be done many ways. Basic Doggy, women on hands and knees in front of man. Doggy against a wall where she’s kneeling but half raised up hands pressing the wall. Doggy laying down, this is my favourite and can get me off several times in a matter of minutes. Plus come on, doing a girl from behind is hot. You have an ass right there. Smack it, pinch it, pull her hair and whisper in her ear. Fuck I love it.
C) Girl on Top = First off, I feel this is a woman’s chance to contribute. Most positions call for a man to do most of the work, granted if she’s a good lover she’ll help with rhythm, caressing you, kissing you, and inspiring you, not just lay there. But this is our chance to show off. Do not take this away because we don’t do it just the way you like it. If our rhythm is wrong, place your hands on our hips and help direct us. I’ve found many different versions of girl on top that I like. Laying directly on top, not an issue if you’re not a big girl. You can do the basic sitting on top. Backwards cowgirl. Or my favourite, sit on top and grab your man’s hands and bring him up with you so you’re sitting kinda cross legged around each other with him still inside of you. You can look directly into each other’s faces, rub each other’s backs and just relax. This is not a vigorous position. It is passionate.
D) Anal = This is some advice I gave to a friend of mine who asked how to make anal good.
“Anal is difficult to make good. First you have lose all inhibitions. If you go into it thinking 'this is going to hurt" then it will. To make anal great you must be mentally prepared for it.
Also, the anus has TWO sphincters. The outside one you can relax yourself but the inside one you have NO control over. You can try easing into anal with plugs. Some are really scary like goatse shit. But I've seen so many cute lil pink ones. Some the same size as fingers just shaped and contoured to be more arousing. There's even nice vibrating ones. Always make sure a plug is tapered at the bottom (it will taper out to almost a pyramid shape, kinda looks like a handle). This prevents the plug from going inside you. The anus naturally sucks up things and I've heard stories of plugs in intestines that lead to emergency rooms. Plugs are not for in and out motion. They're meant to be placed inside and left there during sex. Certain positions will add pressure to a plug and make it feel good. Try practicing with those. Even with toys use a TON of lube. You don't secrete anything back there and will have to reapply constantly. So yeah practice with toys or even finger yourself. That way you can feel the second sphincter and know when its relaxed.
Anal beads are fantastic and amazing. All you do is lube them up and insert them slowly. You leave them there during sex and when you are on the brink of cumming slowly pull them back out. This will increase your orgasm ten fold.
Now for real anal. Once you feel totally prepared and comfortable with it here's my number one suggestion. GIRL ON TOP. Men cannot feel what's going on back there. They just think it feels like another pussy. But you can feel pain and pressure. Get on top, take control and go as deep, fast and hard as you want. This will make it so much easier for you to find what you like.”
This advice for girls. For men I say this… it is NOT a vagina. You push too hard too fast you will damage us and we’ll never want to do it again. If you find a girl willing to do this for you, be gentle and be caring. I found anal from behind in the doggy positions to be hell. Let the girl be on top and take control. This is my advice.
There are many other positions. Just roll around during sex, you may end up tangled in a desirable way.
4) Energy - I didn’t know how else to word it. The kind of sex you have. Some are sensual lovers. They want to take it slow, caress you, reassure you of their love. Others are aggressive, want to throw you against walls, choke you , hit you, degrade you. To each his own. Everyone has fantasies. Be willing to explore those of your partner. Maybe they want to be dominated, or maybe they want to be the ones doing the dominating. Always discuss before the rules of how far you will go. And sex should never cause intense bodily harm. Ever. Even a dominatrix is trained to use a whip, so that she hits all the right spots and not the damaging ones.
Both types of sex are wonderful and so are the many in between. You’ll discover what you like best, what you’re good at.
5)Food - In my experience not so much sexy as funny. You hear about making chicks into sundaes and licking it all off. But really who wants to eat that much chocolate syrup? Anything can be used. Just be clean about it. No food should ever go into the vagina. This will cause infections. Other then that, have fun. Once my boyfriend used olive oil all over my body. Not exactly my thing but he commented I looked like an Amazon so, he liked it. Don’t buy the fake whip creams and chocolate body paint in sex store. They all taste like crap.
6)Toys - I’m strictly discussing toys used DURING sex.
I spoke about the anal toys before and it should be known all that info goes for men too. There’s a special something up your rectum. It’s called a prostate and if you are willing to try you can stimulate it and have the best orgasms of your life. My boyfriend refuses out right to let me stick anything up his ass. Don’t push it.
Vibes, bullets and pocket rocket are all accessories. They are not to replace a penis. Men don’t get jealous. Some girls need a little extra push to cum and really guys do you want to concentrate on fingering her, and tweaking her nipples, and rimming her asshole, while you thrust inside her? No. That is where toys come in. Don’t be afraid to share the bed. Get her to show you how she likes it done while she is on top of you or let her use it. Vibrations can also feel very good on a man’s package. Experiment with what you like.
Cockrings. I’ve never used one. But I use to sell them so this is the basic knowledge I was taught. They are meant to go around both the cock and testicles. Most men think it’s just for the penis. It adds a little extra pressure that can either stop you from ejaculating, help increase orgasm or give you blue balls. Make sure they have enough stretch in them. If it’s painful do not use it. And most cockrings are not meant to be on for longer than 15 mins. Very important. You can also get vibrating ones that either add a little vibration to your ball sack or spin around and stimulate the clitoris. These were fairly popular where I worked.
There are creams for everything. Desensitizing men so they don’t feel so much and last longer. Creams to tighten the pussy. Tingling creams, hot creams, cold creams. Ask your local sex store about the different brands. On a whole I found the Kama Sutra brand to be best in quality.
Bondage. Always discuss with a partner and prepare. You can get tethers, handcuffs, chokers, masks, ball gags, whips, paddles, bondage rope. All pretty basic that everyone knows how to use. But just please read the instructions. These are meant to be restraints and cause minor pain. Make sure you know exactly what you are doing before preceding.
7) Masturbation - Why did I add this? Because there is a great miscommunication between men and women.
Girls all men jack it. They just do. It doesn’t matter how much sex you give them, how good you are at it, how sexy you are. If they have a spare 5 minutes where they can’t decide between video games or kung fu movies they will touch themselves. This is by no means meant to be offensive to you. It is natural. Let them do there thing. And a lot of men watch porn too. Sorry to burst your ‘we’re so happy and in love, he’d never look at another woman’ bubble. It’s also natural. Just accept it and know that he’d rather fuck a real woman like you then any of those plastic beefcakes on the t v. He is with you because you please him.
Guys, our vibrators are not boyfriend replacements. Do not ask us to stop. They are fun to use. They sometimes make sounds and have light shows. It’s our own fuckin video game. You jack off, well so do we. If you’re jealous fuckin ask to join in. I’m sure we’d love to show you how our gadgets work.
A little tidbit, my boyfriend and I do what I can only explain as Co-Ed Masturbation. When I have my period, or when we’re not in the mood for full blown sex we resort to this and it’s fuckin brilliant. We lay side by side and touch ourselves. We help each other get ourselves off. We both can watch and be turned on by each other’s bodies. My boyfriend will whisper in my ear, and twirl my nipples. I’ll tell him my fantasies or finish him with my mouth. This is a new thing for both of us and we discovered that masturbating this way makes your orgasm multiple times better then just masturbating alone. Maybe it’s the fact someone’s watching. Try it.
That is all. HAPPY FUCKING.