I was in my garden having a couple of bongs followed by a spliff, and then someone started talking really loud on his phone, but he was quite far away so I couldn't quite hear, but I swear he said something like "I've identified it as an illegal substance" followed by my house number.

Lulz.

I hope you go to jail, forever.

maybe you were smoking tobacco? :rolleyes:

;)

Keep us updated, but hey, I've heard people I don't know/never seen before talkin' about my pant wearing habits.

Lol who the fuck calls the authorities when someone next door or whatever is smoking weed? I mean, as long as he isn't making loud noise, doing mischief, stealing, building nukes, selling drugs to kids, I don't see a godamn problem. Stupid fearful, conservative retrograde media influenced fucks.

Lock door, don't answer it.
Problem solved.

UK is better than USA

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usa is better than uk

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Rip another couple bongs to prepare yourself, barricade, barricade, barricade is the key. Not just furniture, trash, fecal matter and other shit, if you have a gun now is the time to lock and load. If not get the biggest knives you have in your kitchen and holster them in your belt. Remove all your clothes but a belt for the knives, douse yourself in feces, piss and semen to throw off the sniffer dogs and intimidate the in coming SWAT team.

You'll hear a knock in the door, let them bust through it and be confronted by your fortress of shit... Savor the look in their eyes as they start to pick through it. Make sure you design it as to get them as close together as possible at all times. When you have them where you want them, pounce out of your hiding spot. It should be some sort of a nest to provide comfort and shielding from possible nerve gas. Anyway pounce, stab, slash and gnaw as much as you can. Grab a fire arm from one of the officers if possible to more efficiently get the job done.

Celebrate your victory over the man with another bong rip.

Rip another couple bongs to prepare yourself, barricade, barricade, barricade is the key. Not just furniture, trash, fecal matter and other shit, if you have a gun now is the time to lock and load. If not get the biggest knives you have in your kitchen and holster them in your belt. Remove all your clothes but a belt for the knives, douse yourself in feces, piss and semen to throw off the sniffer dogs and intimidate the in coming SWAT team.

You'll hear a knock in the door, let them bust through it and be confronted by your fortress of shit... Savor the look in their eyes as they start to pick through it. Make sure you design it as to get them as close together as possible at all times. When you have them where you want them, pounce out of your hiding spot. It should be some sort of a nest to provide comfort and shielding from possible nerve gas. Anyway pounce, stab, slash and gnaw as much as you can. Grab a fire arm from one of the officers if possible to more efficiently get the job done.

Celebrate your victory over the man with another bong rip.
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I second this.

Rip another couple bongs to prepare yourself, barricade, barricade, barricade is the key. Not just furniture, trash, fecal matter and other shit, if you have a gun now is the time to lock and load. If not get the biggest knives you have in your kitchen and holster them in your belt. Remove all your clothes but a belt for the knives, douse yourself in feces, piss and semen to throw off the sniffer dogs and intimidate the in coming SWAT team.

You'll hear a knock in the door, let them bust through it and be confronted by your fortress of shit... Savor the look in their eyes as they start to pick through it. Make sure you design it as to get them as close together as possible at all times. When you have them where you want them, pounce out of your hiding spot. It should be some sort of a nest to provide comfort and shielding from possible nerve gas. Anyway pounce, stab, slash and gnaw as much as you can. Grab a fire arm from one of the officers if possible to more efficiently get the job done.

Celebrate your victory over the man with another bong rip.

This is by far the funniest post I've ever read on totse.

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I can smell a nigger in this thread
/Thread - Find the nigger and kill him

So how'd it go? Pics?

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Second.

Yeah right like cops in the UK would give a damn about some weed smoking...

Yeah right like cops in the UK would give a damn about some weed smoking...

Nobody ever did turn up, so I presume the police just ignored whoever called.

Hhhhmmmm............ Neighbors calling the police about weed smoking. exactly why US is better than UK.

Hhhhmmmm............ Neighbors calling the police about weed smoking. exactly why US is better than UK.

Not getting arrested and having a criminal record for possessing said weed is exactly why the UK is better than the US.

Whats that, Cannabis is a schedule 1 substance by federal law?

Bitches.

Not getting arrested and having a criminal record for possessing said weed is exactly why the UK is better than the US.

Whats that, Cannabis is a schedule 1 substance by federal law?

Bitches.
So smoking/having weed isn't a crime? Yet your neighbors still call the cops, and you still worry about it enough to make a thread. Exactly why Americans are smarter than UKers.

So smoking/having weed isn't a crime? Yet your neighbors still call the cops

Yea it's illegal, but they only take it off you. Don't even have to go down a police station. Unless you're under 18, then they can arrest you, and as I'm not 18 for another month and 13 days, I could have got arrested, had a long trip down to another towns police station and unable to get home.

Yea it's illegal, but they only take it off you. Don't even have to go down a police station. Unless you're under 18, then they can arrest you, and as I'm not 18 for another month and 13 days, I could have got arrested, had a long trip down to another towns police station and unable to get home.
So they arrest minors and let adults get away with illegal activities? Exactly why US is better than UK.

So they arrest minors and let adults get away with illegal activities? Exactly why US is better than UK.

You're a moron.

Turns out that
"Cannabis is scheduled to be reclassified to a Class B drug in 2009.The change is expected to come into law 26 January 2009.""a new targeted approach to tackling cannabis farms and the organised criminals who run them"

The proposed changes would mean that - once the drug is reclassified - those caught with cannabis could still get a cannabis warning on a first offence, but on a second offence they are likely face a fine of £80. If caught a third time they could be arrested.

3 Strikes then I guess.
And the reason for it all?

The move to reclassify cannabis reflects the fact that skunk, a much stronger version of the drug, now dominates the UK's cannabis market.

A stronger version of a drug that has directly claimed 0 lives. Love the UK.

I remember having to hide from my neighbors while smoking i started doing it at night outside in either a shed or in a ally not far from my house in the day time while my parents are gone i would use my room and just open the window. sadly its winter and i have roughly a meter of snow blocking my window.

If the police come say some crazed vandal broke into your house and beat you while smoking a blunt.

Rip another couple bongs to prepare yourself, barricade, barricade, barricade is the key. Not just furniture, trash, fecal matter and other shit, if you have a gun now is the time to lock and load. If not get the biggest knives you have in your kitchen and holster them in your belt. Remove all your clothes but a belt for the knives, douse yourself in feces, piss and semen to throw off the sniffer dogs and intimidate the in coming SWAT team.

You'll hear a knock in the door, let them bust through it and be confronted by your fortress of shit... Savor the look in their eyes as they start to pick through it. Make sure you design it as to get them as close together as possible at all times. When you have them where you want them, pounce out of your hiding spot. It should be some sort of a nest to provide comfort and shielding from possible nerve gas. Anyway pounce, stab, slash and gnaw as much as you can. Grab a fire arm from one of the officers if possible to more efficiently get the job done.

Celebrate your victory over the man with another bong rip.

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So they arrest minors and let adults get away with illegal activities? Exactly why US is better than UK.

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I used to do bongs hanging out of my bedroom and bathroom windows all the time, and for a few minuets after if I was really high I would get paranoid that someone had seen and grassed me up. No one ever did though, or if they did the po just didn't care.

I used to smoke up on my roof, bongs, joints, pipes. Whatever, I always used to hear sirens and shit, thought the police were coming for my ass. They never came, made me feel unimportant actually...

This one time I was hitting my bowl out back, the ghetto bird came flying by with the searchlight right down in my yard. I live right next to a huge parking lot/warehouse place and I guess they were looking back in there for some shit. Just kept smoking.

i just came in to figure out what a rozzer was...

anyways, in canada most cops do not give a 2 shits if you are smoking bud, much less drive to where you are based on a phone call.
its amazing how you can walk down the street smokin a spliff in crowded downtown and you wont get nothing worse than a couple a dirty looks from christians and fags.

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God, America sucks.

I know for a fact I would get stopped by any cop in this town that thought I had weed on me.

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