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TetrisHydraCanOfBeanOil
2009-01-10, 22:13
Sorry if this doesn't make sense. I've been on a benzo/weed binge for like a week or two.

Okay... anyway, this girl I most likely will get back with is a junior and I'm a senior (in high school). She said she doesn't want to get back together for a little while because she is stressed out, has problems in her life (which I help her through because im still good friends w/her) and etc. I'm okay with waiting for a while, it gives me a chance to hit on other girls for a while. The problem is, I'm turning 18 at the beginning of February. and she's like 17 or 16 or some shit. I think 16. Well anyway, that's the first problem:

TL/DR: What are the laws (California) about going out with someone underage when you're only a little more than a year apart? But I'm 18?


Part 2

Okay so now obviously I smoke mass bud. She didn't like this when we were going out. She thinks it's really bad for you, pretty much D.A.R.E. shit. Well I have depression and also an obvious lack for respect of punctuation (now fixed, fuck you chichi). I take Zoloft which makes it take forever to get off (i.e. ejaculate). Is this good (for her)? I'm assuming it is. Anyway i also smoke a lot of weed, I think I already said that. But anyway she doesn't like this but I am suicidal even with the Zoloft unless I smoke weed. Big question 3: Should I quit smoking bud for her because she hates it even though it makes me a much nicer and less depressed person?

Fuck, I suck at relationships. Okay.... anyway, on to more stuff. Here goes.

Prior to breakup we hadn't made out yet. I had felt up her legs and kissed her and shit but we never really got far at all. Question 4: How would I go about initiating a makeout sesh? (session for you nonstoners) Would I just be like "Hey bitch lets make out!"? Because I think as far as those things go she's pretty shy. Fuck man... I am tired

Okay final question: what will I do when I go to college? Will I break up with her or try and stay with a girl in HS while I'm in college? I wouldn't cheat on her but it would be hard for the both of us to maintain a long distance relationship since I'm moving to Santa Barbara from good old SD... hard decision. Okay, I think that's it, I'll put up more if i remember anything.

P.S. Yes I am a loser. Fuck. I don't care. I don't want to hear "lulz u kidiot u never hed teh sexx0rz and ur 18?" or "you're a faggot pussywhipped bitch" or any of that crap. Thank you for you help.

Chichi
2009-01-10, 22:24
I spell like a five year old and jackketch will close my thread upon reading it.

Pretty much.

TetrisHydraCanOfBeanOil
2009-01-10, 22:25
Pretty much.

First of all, you have no validity in anything you say Chichi. But just so you faggot grammar Nazis don't bitch me out I will fix all the improper spelling, punctuation, etc.

Chichi
2009-01-10, 22:46
Maaaaaaaaaan.

Sounds like she isn't worth your time. You shouldn't change yourself for the sake of a girl liking you. If she doesn't want a depressed stoner then she doesn't deserve you.

Also, you smoke weed but you're concerned about the legality of being with an underage girl? Pfft.



I honestly don't think she likes you man. Girls say they're "Stressed" or "Going through emotional shit" as a way to let you down softly.

So yeah...I'd say let it go.

Johnathon_Doerty
2009-01-10, 23:20
Initiating a makeout session- Not hard to do, just make any situation where you are face to face and look her in the eyes, then go for it. Example: you have really nice hair (inspect hair, change viewpoint to her eyes, move in for kiss.)

Malkog
2009-01-11, 01:31
Okay well, my first thought is that you don't really sound like you're ready to be in a relationship with anyone and you need to do some work on yourself before you'll be ready/desirable to anyone.

But if you decide to forego that, then I would recommend not quitting weed. Unless you're going to improve yourself to some meaningful degree, you'll probably be happier self-medicating, at least for a while.

If you take forever it probably won't be good for her, but you have to get between her legs before it matters.

When you go to college? I don't know man, can't you make any decision yourself? You'll probably have to break it off, this girl sounds like she's already traumatised and the last thing she probably needs is a distant drug-abusing boyfriend.

I'm not going to call you a loser, but I would recommend this: stop doing drugs for a while and get yourself sorted out. I'm not you so I don't know what it is you're dealing with, but deal with it.

TetrisHydraCanOfBeanOil
2009-01-11, 02:08
Okay well, my first thought is that you don't really sound like you're ready to be in a relationship with anyone and you need to do some work on yourself before you'll be ready/desirable to anyone.

But if you decide to forego that, then I would recommend not quitting weed. Unless you're going to improve yourself to some meaningful degree, you'll probably be happier self-medicating, at least for a while.

If you take forever it probably won't be good for her, but you have to get between her legs before it matters.

When you go to college? I don't know man, can't you make any decision yourself? You'll probably have to break it off, this girl sounds like she's already traumatised and the last thing she probably needs is a distant drug-abusing boyfriend.

I'm not going to call you a loser, but I would recommend this: stop doing drugs for a while and get yourself sorted out. I'm not you so I don't know what it is you're dealing with, but deal with it.

1. I'm not a drug abuser.
2. Don't bullshit me with the "I'm not going to say (insert exactly what I mean)" crap, that bugs the fuck out of me. I know I'm a loser, this is not the point.
3. To Chichi, I'm not changing myself for any girl. Trust me.
4. To Johanathan_doherty, I know how to kiss a girl and be romantic and shit... but thanks for the input i guess since I did ask...

Johnathon_Doerty
2009-01-11, 03:42
Yeah, I just picked a bolded question at random and decided to answer it.

Malkog
2009-01-11, 04:17
1. I'm not a drug abuser.

I've been on a benzo/weed binge for like a week or two.

O rly?

2. Don't bullshit me with the "I'm not going to say (insert exactly what I mean)" crap, that bugs the fuck out of me. I know I'm a loser, this is not the point.

Seems to me that it's a fairly major point. I don't know you well enough to call you a loser, but if you're calling yourself a loser then you've obviously got some major issues. Why don't you do something about it rather than just sitting on totse calling yourself a loser? Because you're a loser?

coastal progress
2009-01-11, 05:04
Bring a gun to school and massacre everyone. it worked for the trnchcoat mafia. At least I think it did...:confused:

Cpt.Winters
2009-01-13, 01:19
Looks like you have traveled long my friend. Beyond the eastern forests, over the misty mountains, and through the ancient pass.

welcome to the friend zone. A strange and mysterious land, to say the least. O! weary traveler, leave this place!

If you want to boink this girl, you have lost your chance.

Give it up, once you get to college, the land will be rife with nubile teens, breasts perked from the morning chill, legs spread wide, and mind clouded with alcohol.

TetrisHydraCanOfBeanOil
2009-01-13, 01:23
If you want to boink this girl, you have lost your chance.

Give it up, once you get to college, the land will be rife with nubile teens, breasts perked from the morning chill, legs spread wide, and mind clouded with alcohol.

FINALLY some legit advice. Than you Captain.

TetrisHydraCanOfBeanOil
2009-01-13, 01:24
O rly?



Seems to me that it's a fairly major point. I don't know you well enough to call you a loser, but if you're calling yourself a loser then you've obviously got some major issues. Why don't you do something about it rather than just sitting on totse calling yourself a loser? Because you're a loser?

There is a difference between user and abuser.

and I admitted i'm a loser in order to skip pointless convo's like this.