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uncle_phil
2009-01-12, 03:47
I was taking a nap on my couch, and I hear the voices of the mexicans in the trailor behind my house. I look out, and theres 5 mexicans, in all black gang banger clothes, one lives there, rest visiting. Their looking over at my house, and talking about coming over here.

Now, I bought my .38 in Chandler, the nearest gun store is 30 miles away, and Chandler is farther, and the one I bought it at isn't in the part of chandler that is closest to my house.

I had my couch against the wall, and over 200 rounds on my stereo speaker, ready for war, but the bitches never came over.

Now, if I shoot up their house, will I be a suspect, scince they, and other neighbors have witnessed me shooting my gun on my property? Also, if not, is the gun store far enough away, to where they won't do ballistics?

Giggles_The_Panda
2009-01-12, 06:24
After they ask the neighbors, you will be the first person they go to. And it doesnt matter if the gunstore was a on different fuckin continent, if bullets were fired, they will do ballistics.

uncle_phil
2009-01-12, 07:27
O.K. I won't shoot up the house.

Scenario A: If they are killed far from their house, would I be a suspect? These people do not know me, they just know I live here, they don't like me, and they have a problem with the fact I wear too much blue.

Scenario B: If any crime is committed, how many gun stores will they go to? How far of a radius around a gun crime, will anyone with that type of gun be a suspect?

+Casper+
2009-01-12, 16:00
O.K. I won't shoot up the house.

Scenario A: If they are killed far from their house, would I be a suspect? These people do not know me, they just know I live here, they don't like me, and they have a problem with the fact I wear too much blue.

Scenario B: If any crime is committed, how many gun stores will they go to? How far of a radius around a gun crime, will anyone with that type of gun be a suspect?

Scenario C: Stfu Troll.

uncle_phil
2009-01-12, 20:52
^I didn't fuckin' wait 3 minutes for this thread to load to hear that shit.

Why don't I get information in this thread? You gave me good info in all the other ones. I need this info, they were talking about me behind my back, I can't sleep at night knowing theyre still alive.

LSA King
2009-01-12, 21:22
Molotov!

Affect
2009-01-13, 05:22
Be like Mike. Just do it.

Wats Doing Boyz
2009-01-13, 08:31
O.K. I won't shoot up the house.

Scenario A: If they are killed far from their house, would I be a suspect? These people do not know me, they just know I live here, they don't like me, and they have a problem with the fact I wear too much blue.

Scenario B: If any crime is committed, how many gun stores will they go to? How far of a radius around a gun crime, will anyone with that type of gun be a suspect?

Why would u shoot up there house with a gun you bought from a gun shop which mean's it is registered. Although you are the same guy that wanted to kill twenty people in a few hours for a $1000 each, actually be intelligent why don't you wait for them to actually come over to your house then you have the right to kill them. Instead of killing all of them because they might come over to your house.

STFU Acolyte

Generic Box Of Cookies
2009-01-13, 08:46
Invite them over.

"Hola amigos. Im making tamales, and I want you you, my bueno neighboroles, to have some tamales with mee."

Of course, the tamales will be poisoned.

The hard part here is making the tamales. Those fucking things are good. But a hassle to make. You could just try buying some pre-made, and infusing them with nicotine insecticide.

uncle_phil
2009-01-13, 08:46
Why would u shoot up there house with a gun you bought from a gun shop which mean's it is registered. Although you are the same guy that wanted to kill twenty people in a few hours for a $1000 each, actually be intelligent why don't you wait for them to actually come over to your house then you have the right to kill them. Instead of killing all of them because they might come over to your house.

STFU Acolyte

You fucking idiot. Did you even read my post? You must have your head shoved up your ass. They didn't come over, and I wanted to do it, because they looked like they were making fun of me.

And there is no firearm registration, they have to go to the store, and check the black book, or look at stores within the same radius where they would go to the stores(god forbid you assholes told me) and check the ATF's surrendered blackbooks of closed stores, or else, it isn't registered. And if it is bought private party, it don't mean shit.

But there is never any selection in classifieds, plus I am not a felon yet.

Generic Box Of Cookies
2009-01-13, 08:52
Kick your door in, ransack shit. Report the gun, and other things stolen.

A few weeks later, wipe the gun of prints, shoot up the gangbangers, and the cops will assume it was just some local punk doing burglaries that happened to come across a house that wasn't empty.

uncle_phil
2009-01-13, 08:58
I don't want to do all that.

If they were shot, not at their house, would I be a suspect?

Generic Box Of Cookies
2009-01-13, 09:04
I don't want to do all that.

If they were shot, not at their house, would I be a suspect?


Doubtfully, but the police might stop by and interview the surrounding residents of their house and common hangouts.

Your behavior during the interview may dictate whether they consider you a suspect or not.

If you do shoot them, get rid of the weapon and any related evidence.

uncle_phil
2009-01-13, 09:08
That is the hugest problem. I have a hold of my .38 with a vice grip. I just can't be without it. I don't want to loose it. Plus, I can't afford another gun, to use while I loose this one. Half these threads wouldn't be posted, if I was willing to ditch my .38

uncle_phil
2009-01-13, 09:14
I considered killing someone on the highway this evening. They were from Canada, and going 5 miles under the speed limit. I stopped myself from doing it. The problem with this is, you run the risk of someone you don't even see, in the car, on the phone with the bitches with badges, giving a description before they die. Then, that would be enough to charge you with the homicide.

It was dark, but not so dark they couldn't get a vauge description.

BTW, they were going 5 miles over, and I turned on 3 6 mafia, with the stereo bumping, and they slowed down right after that, and I took it as disrespect. I flashed my headlights, and waved the gun around.

But, at the stop sign, I pulled up alongside them, in the oncoming lane, and they pulled out fast, and went the speed limit, after that.

Generic Box Of Cookies
2009-01-13, 09:27
You're a troll, or a serious dumbfuck.

Go away.

uncle_phil
2009-01-13, 09:34
Why am I a dumb fuck?

Generic Box Of Cookies
2009-01-13, 09:38
Why am I a dumb fuck?

I said you're either a troll or a dumbfuck.

If it's the latter, then you're too much of a dumbfuck to understand why you're a dumbfuck.

uncle_phil
2009-01-13, 09:41
If you're going to make those statements, give a reason.

I'm not worried about what I did being dumb, I'm worried about my knowledge of getting away with crime being dumb.

Generic Box Of Cookies
2009-01-13, 09:51
If you're going to make those statements, give a reason.


Im not going to go into depth why I think you could be a troll.

If you're not a troll, then let me explain the dumbfuck comment. Simply put, you're talking about killing people for some very minute reason, but you're not willing to make the effort to set yourself up with a more foolproof plan.

Trying to kill 5 people with a .38(im presuming a 6 shot snubnose revolver in 38 special and not some piece of shit 38 auto)?? That is stupid in itself. Assuming you can even hit them all with the amount of ammo you have, there is a slim chance they will actually die from the wound. People have been known to survive self-inflicted headshots from a 38.

That, and not wanting to exert the effort needed to cover your own tracks from the authorities.

uncle_phil
2009-01-13, 10:04
I don't believe that justifies such a severe insult. Plus, I am starting to temporarily change my mind about the murders. And, I know I can hit them all with a .38 to the head, and I would shoot in thin parts of the skull.

You ain't lying about it being weak. I put a fucking pencil hole in my window screen with it. It is a Colt, I need at least a Glock .45 ACP, but that is $500.00 away.

I am more interested in payday loan robbery, because their safe can be opened during business hours, and if they don't make constant trips to the bank, there could be great riches in it. I want to do that, before I kill someone for driving slow in front of me.

uncle_phil
2009-01-13, 10:13
I knew of someone who got shot in my area gang related, and got shot in the head with a .38, but just got paralyzed. He told his teacher who shot him, and his teacher told the cops. The shooter thought he was throwing up a sign, but he wasn't.

Generic Box Of Cookies
2009-01-13, 10:16
I don't believe that justifies such a severe insult. Plus, I am starting to temporarily change my mind about the murders. And, I know I can hit them all with a .38 to the head, and I would shoot in thin parts of the skull.

You ain't lying about it being weak. I put a fucking pencil hole in my window screen with it. It is a Colt, I need at least a Glock .45 ACP, but that is $500.00 away.

I am more interested in payday loan robbery, because their safe can be opened during business hours, and if they don't make constant trips to the bank, there could be great riches in it. I want to do that, before I kill someone for driving slow in front of me.


Meh, it's your own ass on the line if you want to be impulsive and lazy about it.

But Im telling you man, best bang for your buck(literally) is a 12 gauge with some 00 buckshot. You can pick up an old pump action shotty for under 150 bucks.

uncle_phil
2009-01-13, 10:20
I know. I had one. I had a mossberg 500 series. I can't really conceal it, so it really didn't do much good. 12 gauge slug will fuck shit up. Show some pink hamburger meat.

Generic Box Of Cookies
2009-01-13, 10:35
I know. I had one. I had a mossberg 500 series. I can't really conceal it, so it really didn't do much good. 12 gauge slug will fuck shit up. Show some pink hamburger meat.

Do you really need to conceal it? It's not like you're carrying it around all day. If you're going to rob a place at gunpoint like you're talking about, you just fucking blitzkrieg it. Preferably whilst yelling blitzkrieg.


Like this.



:mad::mad:BLITZKRIEG:mad::mad:
http://www.warwicks.com.au/images/weapons/firearms_r/shotgun_sawn_off.jpg

uncle_phil
2009-01-13, 10:56
I'm not going to be using a stolen car. I need something people in the street where it is parked will not see me with, when I get in the getaway car.

And I do carry it with me all day, except in Wal Mart, or any large store where I will be a very long time.

John Q. Adequate
2009-01-13, 11:50
Yes. Kill them all.

Generic Box Of Cookies
2009-01-13, 11:53
Yes. Kill them all.

And let Heysuess sort them out.

slim-ov-derby
2009-01-13, 13:56
Murder/suicide!

All problems solved.

uncle-phil
2009-01-14, 07:28
I just heard 6 shots from the block where they live on. Sounded no larger of a caliber then .38.

Ironic.

celler_dweller
2009-01-14, 07:38
I just heard 6 shots from the block where they live on. Sounded no larger of a caliber then .38.

Ironic.

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