could I become a politician , or possibly leader of a country - just to overthrow the government and declare myself dictator of xxx nation?

You? No.

You? No.

This is the kind of guy we need running the world!

Vote Ed Lister for Supreme Ruler of Everything! Yay, Ed!

Read Mein Kampf

This is the kind of guy we need running the world!

Vote Ed Lister for Supreme Ruler of Everything! Yay, Ed!

I wish it was that easy. The truth is I am far too liberal, self-serving and unstable to rule everything. A small, mineral rich, Mediterranean archipelago though? Perhaps...

Thanks for the vote of confidence though.

You? No.

You'll be the first to test my gas chambers under my dictatorship.

You'll be the first to test my gas chambers under my dictatorship.

New Arrival will bow down to the almighty Ed!

How does Malta sound, Ed? If not for anything else, it could prove to be a decent place to house missiles for use against Europe and/or Northern Africa.

You? No.

for truth.

I wish it was that easy. The truth is I am far too liberal, self-serving and unstable to rule everything. A small, mineral rich, Mediterranean archipelago though? Perhaps...

Thanks for the vote of confidence though.

fuk ya ed lister for the owner of sweden

Bush already tried this.

Bush already tried this.



Fail.