SUSPECT HOMICIDE:

Obviously, this is a homicide, in which corpse disposal is required. The keys to this is to A. Make sure the corpse is not discovered. and B. To make sure the transition from person, to corpse is not witnessed.

A good way to do this, is to find out when the victim goes for walks. Hopefully, the individual walks at night. If so, you must pull up alongside him, and shoot them in the head. You must bring the body into the car rolled up, and make sure blood is cleaned from the street, and blood soaked soil is scooped up.

Another way, is to silently break into their house, but this won't work if they have dogs. You stand over them as they sleep, and call them. When they wake up, you put them back to sleep. Then, you roll them up in a rug, and burn the sheets with the forensics on them. If the sheets are cleaned, luminol will still reveal blood, so burn them.

Now, to dispose of the corpse.

Go to Fry's or your state's equivalent, and buy heavy duty 30 gallon industrial strength Glad bags, and duct tape. You must first select body location, before bagging them up.

If you are not a fucking idiot, you will realise 90% of the US is not city, and that there is not a shortage of reigons of land, where no human will ever, ever walk through. At least, if you live west of the western boundaries of the tornado alley states. If you live east of them, do not do the following.

Arizona, California, Nevada, New Mexico, Utah, Colorado, Wyoming, Idaho, Montana, Oregon, and Washington pretty much have tens of thousands of square miles of land, acessible by two lane highway, where no human will ever cross paths with your trash bag, in your lifetime.

Use Google earth, you may realise you may only need to drive about 30 miles outside your city to find a spot. Access the spot from a two lane highway, not a major interstate, or yellow and pink divided highway(Rand McNally).

Now, the reason you can't use a major road, is because traffic can not be constantly going by.

Take note of the mile marker, and make sure there is a distinguashable line leading you back to your car. Make sure you have nothing illegal in the car, if pigs come by, and check it.

Now, Pull over at this spot, and make sure there are no small, approaching cars on the horizon. Take a shovel, or stick, and carve a line, marking the path you took, I live in AZ, this may be difficult in a grassland.

Take out the rolled up corpse, and make sure you don't leave a trail of blood. Drag the body into the area, and make sure there is no blood, and that a line is made. (Rain will wash it away, after you are done.) Now, walk for about an hour, at a constant speed, straight away from the road. This should guarentee at least 1/2 to a mile of space between you, and the spot. Look for uniqure plants, or layout, incase the body must be buried, because they somehow found out this was the area, and had body searching aircraft.

Now, put the black trash bag over the top of the body, bringing it to the midsection of the body. This will be fustrating, but simpler then you may think, once you get the hang of it. Bring the next one over the legs, and duck tape the center.

Use the entire box of bags, to completely prevent body exposure. Don't say "lolololllloll u wont decumpoz teh body, lolol" because if someone sees a bag ten years later, they will be less suspicious, then if they see a fucking skeleton. And no, the bag won't decompose.

And DO NOT FUCKING PUT IT IN A WASH! It will wash downstream, tearing off the bag, and lead to the corpse going where someone may find it. That is it, once it looks like a bag, you are fine. Follow the line back to the car, which may have a sticker on it from state police. Get in, go home, and celebrate the murder!

You forget that you can be identified while walking into their house, when picking up the body off the ground outside, or when bringing black garbage bags into the woods...
You will be identified at some stage of your little "process" and you will be caught.

General rule of thumb is don't commit murder, bro.

I can't imagine any place where it wouldn't be risky to pull my car up next to someone, shoot them, and drag the body into the car while making sure I didn't get blood all over the street.

I forgot the new world order was already in place, and every square inch of society is on camera, sorry.

And since no matter where you go, people have night vision, and spend 24 hours a day looking out the window, and there is no place where theres no windows, or people watching, theres no way this plan could work.

My bad.

I forgot the new world order was already in place, and every square inch of society is on camera, sorry.

And since no matter where you go, people have night vision, and spend 24 hours a day looking out the window, and there is no place where theres no windows, or people watching, theres no way this plan could work.

My bad.

We're telling you that murdering someone in the fashion you stated would be extremely risky. Whether or not there are cameras and people everywhere.

Now stop being a sarcastic cunt.

Tutorial lol

Anyone who lives in Australia who claims this method doesn't work should huff raid.

I just looked at Austraila on Google earth, and the whole fucking middle of the country is completely devoid of human development.

And here's what you do, if in a populated area. You must build a wood box, and incase the body in concrete. Then, at 3:00 am, when the streets are baren, dump it into a river, or creek.

This thread is fucking retarded, you do not dump an intact corpse, you cut it up in to at least eight small pieces and dispose of them scores of miles away from each other via burial. Carrying around a concrete filled coffin? Hilarious.

has nobody watched Dexter? :)

yeah, pull up in your car and shoot them in the head, that's a good idea :rolleyes:

has nobody watched Dexter? :)

Best show ever.

This thread is fucking retarded, you do not dump an intact corpse, you cut it up in to at least eight small pieces and dispose of them scores of miles away from each other via burial. Carrying around a concrete filled coffin? Hilarious.

Who the fuck is going to go scuba diving, and say "Look, a rectangle concrete slab, it must have a body in it."?

And the origional poster clearly exclaimed that the intact trash bag body would have to be where there is no human beings, ever crossing paths, which land of that nature is plentiful in western united states, and australia.

You cannot carry around a coffin let alone a coffin with a dead body in it much less a coffin with a dead body and concrete in it.

What if the 'victim' doesn't go for walks at night in the middle of no where like 90% of people? Won't people here you shoot them and then see your car further along the road?

You cannot carry around a coffin let alone a coffin with a dead body in it much less a coffin with a dead body and concrete in it.

WHO THE FUCK SAID ANYTHING ABOUT A COFFIN?

And SLP, extra facets to the plan, to acomidate varying situations are implied, seriously, are you guys this fucking stupid?

And maybe it is also implied to not do this in broad daylight, when everyone is awake. You guys have your heads up your asses.

Anyone who lives in Australia who claims this method doesn't work should huff raid.

I just looked at Austraila on Google earth, and the whole fucking middle of the country is completely devoid of human development.

Oh yeah im just going to drive 1656 km's no prob's all to dump a fucking body, i'd much rather dump it in the remote bush around where i live. Also why would you shoot them in the street? U'd have to be pretty stupid and plus u'd have to burn the car etc. You know some of your shit but and Dexter is fucking awesome.

You guys have your heads up your asses.

Okay, you go commit a murder while someone is jogging or break into someones house and kill them or pull up on someone and shoot them, with your fucking masterful plan, you fucking acolyte.

I'll just be here enjoying my freedom while some big motherfucker is railing you in the ass.

ok heres what you do
buy a boiler suit the kind that leaves no dna evidence get a large car or van and fill the back up with that plastic sheeting like dexter does then get out of your car wearing the boiler suit run up to your victim tazer him catch him and put him in the back take off boiler suit throw it in the back but after tieying up victim then drive to some far off place either bury the body like the op said or find a river or the sea even better but i would advise buying an ice crusher and putting the remains bit by bit into it and then pouring into a river then dispose of all plastic by burning at some place that isent near you and your done well done also get rid of the tazer the barbs will still have blood on them

maybe i'm not the only one to think of this, but what about just putting cyanide in their food, cutting up the body into small pieces, placing each part into a small block of cement....then just go to places miles apart from each other, and just throwing the blocks away. there'd also have to be some kind of way to completely remove any hair, blood etc that falls out while you are transporting the body.