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whocares123
2009-01-14, 04:22
So today in class, in an effort to actually talk to people I have class with and get to know them, I said something to this guy who has sat near me the past two weeks and made occasional comments to me like "man the book for this was expensive" etc. He has a pink bookbag for some reason, but he doesn't look like the type to be gay, so I said to him "I bet there's a funny story behind that pink bookbag you got there."

And then he said "YOU'RE A FUCKING PRICK! FUNNY STORY? YEAH MY LITTLE SISTER GOT HIT BY A FUCKING CAR. THIS WAS HER'S." And he was really being loud and making me look like a complete douche. So then I just muttered that I was sorry, he kind of teared up for a few minutes and then just as the prof was about to start, said he didn't feel right with me in the room, and so she asked me to leave for the day, and said she would send me the notes. So then I got up and left.

First pepper sprayed, now this. What the fuck?

Zay
2009-01-14, 04:31
hahahaha. made me lol. Great story.

I_Keep_Cops_Employed
2009-01-14, 04:39
lold hard

that's pretty embarrassing. i would drop the class and take it with a diff teacher next semester.
the guys an attention whore. he didnt have to call u out like that.
but im not in his position so.....

note to self: dont make "witty" comments to a man about his pink bag.

Minority Deport
2009-01-14, 04:46
He does sounds like an attention whore, he probably assumes everyone knew what happened with his sister. Steal the bag then run it over with your car.

FCAdam
2009-01-14, 04:47
8/10 lulz factor. Not really your fault tho.. lmao

i am so fucking high

and when i blink i move closer to a black and white orb that is about to be engulfed by a cavern

the gigs up boys

Name's Taken
2009-01-14, 04:49
Run him over, say the bag is cursed.

infidelguy
2009-01-14, 04:49
i would have told the prof exactly waht happened, " i asked the guy hey whats the story behind his pink book bag, and the guy being a sensitive douchebag went off on me" perfectly innocent question. you should have made it known to the entire class that he was being an over sensitive little prick and you only had good intentions. then i would have told the guy, hey you little whiny bitch, im sorry your sisters dead, how bout i move seats for you but i dont think im going to be able to leave the class just so feel a little bit better and if my presense really bothers you feel free not to turn around and look at me.

wow i wished that happened to me. although i would have worded it mroe nicely so everyone would realize that thsi guy is being totally gay.

also, thats is some gay sentimental bullshit, toting around your dead sisters bag as if it was a trophy of her life. its like hes asking for people to ask what the deal with the bag is, just so he can go off and be special.

try sitting next to some NORMAL people.

lostmyface
2009-01-14, 05:21
OP that guy is a douche an so is your Prof. dont lose any sleep over it.

infidelguy i agree with you. why cant this shit ever happen to me. i would have a field day on that punk.

Ed Lister
2009-01-14, 05:44
To be truthful, that is a retarded thing to say in the first place. Who the fuck says that? He could like the colour, it could of been the last one left, it could of been in the bargain basement, his girlfriend could of given it to him, he could of found it, he could be gay. All these could explain the pink bag and none are funny.

Ask the guy to get a beer after class if you want to be friendly with him.

WritingANovel
2009-01-14, 07:39
I probably would have just said, "how come you have a pink bag" but I don't see what's so badly wrong with yours, I think that guy was being overly sensitive

SomeLowLife
2009-01-14, 07:48
I fucking wish I saw that. It sounds hilarious. You should have just went with it and started making fun of him for other shit, he was obviously a little bitch and therefore deserves it.

Run him over, say the bag is cursed.

Oh and this, of course.

Lockie666
2009-01-14, 09:04
Any man who has a pink bag, regardless of a dead sister or not is pretty much asking to be fucked in the asshole. Op I'm glad you got away from this homosexual, kudos to you...

Man I'm wasted...

Wats Doing Boyz
2009-01-14, 09:14
You should burn his pink book bag, why the fuck would he carry that around with him?


I mean fair enough it reminds him of his sister but still it's quite gay.

Leary
2009-01-14, 13:30
Run him over, say the bag is cursed.

I'm not sure that'd stand up in court.

Korivan I'Alagmarae
2009-01-14, 14:00
I'm not sure that'd stand up in court.

That's where the never fail legal defense "pics or it didn't happen" comes in.

brotherinarms
2009-01-14, 14:49
Hahaha that’s just bad luck but I have been in your position, after doing a bomb threat at my last school I was moved to a new one full of rich little preps that im surrounded by right now.

Due to my sudden appearance halfway threw the first most people just ask me why im here. I usually say something along the lines of I was kicked out of my school for missing to much class or something like that, but when my bio teacher suspected me of smoking pot in school I told him something different.

He had asked me if my moving schools was drug related and I said no I told him that I was suspected for attacking a teacher and beating him with a meter stick and that I really hadn’t meant to but I was going threw a mental break down that day I got a little crazy.

Tsys
2009-01-14, 17:43
so today in class, in an effort to actually talk to people i have class with and get to know them, i said something to this guy who has sat near me the past two weeks and made occasional comments to me like "man the book for this was expensive" etc. He has a pink bookbag for some reason, but he doesn't look like the type to be gay, so i said to him "i bet there's a funny story behind that pink bookbag you got there."

and then he said "you're a fucking prick! Funny story? Yeah my little sister got hit by a fucking car. This was her's." and he was really being loud and making me look like a complete douche. So then i just muttered that i was sorry, he kind of teared up for a few minutes and then just as the prof was about to start, said he didn't feel right with me in the room, and so she asked me to leave for the day, and said she would send me the notes. So then i got up and left.

First pepper sprayed, now this. What the fuck?


pwnd faggot

KeithSledger
2009-01-14, 17:59
pwnd faggot

this

you got fucking raped man HAHAHAHAHA

Some Old Drunk Guy
2009-01-14, 19:01
The awkward part is that you didn't stand up for yourself. Do that while being respectful is being assertive. You feel good afterward, the kid doesn't feel bad afterward, and people think you're cool afterward.

infidelguy
2009-01-14, 19:16
"miss, although i understand why my friend over here is acting out in this manner, the fact is all i did was ask an innocent question about his bag. If he did not want to be asked about a pink book bag or be reminded of the story behind it, although it is not my place to ask, why carry it in the first place? . I assumed there would be a story behind that bag and when i asked him he reacted in a such a way that somehow he cant learn because of my presence in the room. Instead of asking me too move, i think asking me too leave a class i pay approx 50 dollars per lesson (at $6500 dollars tuition, 10 classes, 16 classes a semester) for is totally unfair and unjustified, given that all i did was ask an innocent question about an out of place bookbag"

the teacher would then probabley ask you too stay, at which point you leave anyways

alexander224
2009-01-14, 19:34
You got trolled.

robyextreme
2009-01-14, 19:50
Well thats what you get for talking to people, maybe next time you'll be more wise.

infidelguy
2009-01-14, 20:58
you got trolled.

oh well. :)

alexander224
2009-01-14, 21:44
oh well. :)
Not you, well maybe in a sense, but thats not what was going through my head when I made the post. I was saying that OP got trolled.

PirateJoe
2009-01-14, 22:38
You could be much, much more socially awkward.

Lewcifer
2009-01-14, 22:58
You could be much, much more socially awkward.

^This.
You should have replied in a lackadaisical tone that you really need to get that dent in your front bumper fixed.

LSA King
2009-01-14, 23:02
First pepper sprayed, now this. What the fuck?



Sucks for you.

cashual21
2009-01-15, 00:49
The guy is obviously just a bitch ass. Everyone has tragedy in hi/her life there's no need to traipse around with a homosexual memento to instigate yourself getting offended and having a douchy coniption fit in public. I would have punched that little baby in the face for trying to fuck with me.

Nothing's socially awkward about being a total fucking badass.

Numberjumbo
2009-01-15, 01:51
hahhaha lold

whocares123
2009-01-15, 03:12
He didn't show up for class today. Haha, ahhhh man.

Idiosyncrasy
2009-01-15, 03:32
You got owned by a gay guy with a pink backpack. You should have decked him and told him that if he wore his dead sister's panties then it might bring her back.

Star Wars Fan
2009-01-15, 03:35
He didn't show up for class today. Haha, ahhhh man.

lolol...

Star Wars Fan
2009-01-15, 03:40
Also, is anyone reminded of Shinn Asuka from Gundam Seed/Seed Destiny? He carries his phone from his dead little sister.

Pink P&ther
2009-01-15, 03:53
He was obviously having sexual relations with his sister.

Next time you see him ask if she was wearing the bag while she got hit by the car.

EL Lee
2009-01-15, 04:14
Thanks for the lol.

That guy did overreact, he should of considered the fact you don't know him. You should of told the professor to get fucked. Asking you to leave class over a mistake, no, you should of protested. You have to pay for the class and the books and the professor asks you to leave because you have a classmate that's a emotional bitch.


You're not at fault, you just get an education surrounded by idiots.

It can be hard to make small talk with strangers. And he probably didn't show up for class today because he realized he was acting like he was 12.


It could of been worse though, you couldn't of noticed that he said WAS and asked why she gave it to him...

thatcoolkid
2009-01-15, 04:32
My rips hurt after that one.

You broke the ice with a simple harmless joke dude. WORST POSSIBLE timing though. But I mean who the fuck carries around their dead (I'm assuming) sister's back pack? wtf?

He's just a bitch ass cunt. There's no possible way you could've known. And if he wasn't a bitch ass cunt he would've realized that.

And the prof for kicking you out? WTF? She must be a cunt too, jesus christ.

monkmaster
2009-01-15, 05:13
You should have told him his sister was a lousy lay before you left.

NuclearWinter
2009-01-15, 06:33
You should have told him his sister was a lousy lay before you left.

I wish I could think up something like this when the pressure was on. I'd just usually come up with something lame. "Yeah?.. Well.. I had sex with your mum!"

Aquabania
2009-01-15, 07:28
^This.
You should have replied in a lackadaisical tone that you really need to get that dent in your front bumper fixed.

nizice

God Like
2009-01-15, 10:18
troll or no troll, i enjoy a good story:D

whocares123
2009-01-15, 17:09
You broke the ice with a simple harmless joke dude. WORST POSSIBLE timing though.

Curious, why do you think it was the worst possible timing? It was before class was going to start and everyone was just coming in.