View Full Version : Brought girl into bedroom-into problem
Saline Colors
2009-01-14, 22:57
So my boyfriend and I were both curious about bringing a girl into the bedroom, I've been with females before so it wasn't stepping over too many boundries for me.
We bring her in, everything is going fine and dandy...until I make my way down south.
I was absolutley repulsed. Her vagina literally smelled like it was rotting. The only thing I can possibly compare the smell to is decomposing flesh. I have never ever smelled something so gut wrenching.
She got pretty offended because my boyfriend apparantly detered from her nether-regions as well, but I'm not sure she put two and two together. She is a sexy, great girl and I really don't want it to stop, but it certainly can't go on with the current state of her...erm...hygeine.
How do I go about talking to her or at least hinting at it? I really don't want to flat out and throw a tube of vagisil at her, but I doubt even foreplay in the shower will do it.
Do I just forget it? Or risk offending her and tell her the truth?
Promethazine
2009-01-14, 23:16
Size out a woman just like Paul Wall.
Ask her to shake that pussy.
Etc.
Agent 008
2009-01-14, 23:18
Have a shower together first.
If that doesn't help, well, not much you can do.
Make sure she hasn't got an std.
Silverfuck
2009-01-14, 23:39
http://www.choiceful.com/prod_image/75615_m.jpg?
Serious answer: I don't know if there's any way to subtly say that someone's nether-regions smell like decay. I mean, a slightly offensive odor, some sweat or something, can be remedied by a shower, some flavored lube, or maybe a hint that they should wash, but if it's so bad that you just can't get past it and you're actually worried about the health of her vagina, I would consider saying something. She might have an infection that she isn't aware of.
You are so fucking hot, it's not even funny.
zuperxtreme
2009-01-15, 02:07
"Damn, bitch!"
*lulz ensues*
infidelguy
2009-01-15, 02:10
lol
well if you want it to continue, i dont see any other way to solve them problem then "oi your cooch is stanky" otherwise your going to have to put up with her disgusting "nether region"
Dream of the iris
2009-01-15, 02:15
Tell her to shower. Or shower with her or something. Whatever you do, do not eat her out until she's clean! You do not want that following you around for years to come. Think about it: Every bad smell will remind you of that awful moment and you'll be brought back, unable to escape. What a nightmare!
God, they're coming back! Goddamn you OP! :angry:
It would be very selfish of you to let that bitch shove her rotting cunt in other unsuspecting sexual Samaritans' faces. If I were a girl, and I had a stank south pole, I would be pissed someone didn't tell me.
You should just get a foot long piece of hose, shove it in her vagina like it's some weird foreplay toy, and then put the other end to her nose while saying "suck it"
She'll be like :eek::(
Small Land Mammal
2009-01-15, 04:00
I would just straight up tell her. Cosmo Kramer style.
"You're pretty fucking hot baby, and I totally wanna pleasure you, but umm... it smells like you smeared cottage cheese in your twat. Take a shower and then I'll let you sit on my face".
Something like that.
playswithlife
2009-01-15, 06:20
LOL.
Honestly, I've had this happen to me a couple of times. One time, I just flat out stopped giving the head. I couldn't continue, it tasted so bad. Another time the whole room stunk up as soon as we got her pants off, so I didn't even consider going down there. It's really unpleasant :-\
I vote tell her. Tell her everything you just said: You WANT to continue the sexual relationship with her, but there's this obstacle. And you would love it if she could eliminate that obstacle.
jackketch
2009-01-15, 07:46
You tell her straight up and hard. No pretty language. "Your cunny smells like a corpse, for fuck's sake go to a doctor"
Yes she may well be offended or go ape shit, you may well lose her as a friend but that's the risk you take to be a real friend. It all depends on her level of maturity. An adult would be grateful for being told.
Chances are she can't smell it and has no idea that she reeks.
Galgamech
2009-01-15, 10:37
So my boyfriend and I were both curious about bringing a girl into the bedroom, I've been with females before so it wasn't stepping over too many boundries for me.
We bring her in, everything is going fine and dandy...until I make my way down south.
I was absolutley repulsed. Her vagina literally smelled like it was rotting. The only thing I can possibly compare the smell to is decomposing flesh. I have never ever smelled something so gut wrenching.
She got pretty offended because my boyfriend apparantly detered from her nether-regions as well, but I'm not sure she put two and two together. She is a sexy, great girl and I really don't want it to stop, but it certainly can't go on with the current state of her...erm...hygeine.
How do I go about talking to her or at least hinting at it? I really don't want to flat out and throw a tube of vagisil at her, but I doubt even foreplay in the shower will do it.
Do I just forget it? Or risk offending her and tell her the truth?
Take her into the shower. Then back to the room if you don't love it in there
Saline Colors
2009-01-15, 14:30
I'm going to try to talk to her about it next time she comes over. She said she would stop by tomorrow just to chill and smoke a bowl and maybe watch a movie.
I'm thinking of trying to sneakily mention something about a gyno...although I'm not really certain how it's going to end.
Hm, anyway, I appreciate the input.
ShroomLove
2009-01-15, 14:56
I'm going to try to talk to her about it next time she comes over. She said she would stop by tomorrow just to chill and smoke a bowl and maybe watch a movie.
I'm thinking of trying to sneakily mention something about a gyno...although I'm not really certain how it's going to end.
Hm, anyway, I appreciate the input.
Lol good luck! This is a pretty shitty situation... :o
Volcanbaru
2009-01-15, 18:56
I hope you didn't get infected with something. If it smell like rotting corpse....I dunno, I'd be wary.
Two of my friend who contracted gonorrhea/chlamydia said girl's pussy smelled like rotting meat mixed with cottage cheeses.
Don't take it from me. If I were you, I'd tell to hit the shower ASAP.
Saline Colors
2009-01-15, 19:08
I hope you didn't get infected with something. If it smell like rotting corpse....I dunno, I'd be wary.
Two of my friend who contracted gonorrhea/chlamydia said girl's pussy smelled like rotting meat mixed with cottage cheeses.
Don't take it from me. If I were you, I'd tell to hit the shower ASAP.
Yeah, I thought about that too. I'm going to a clinic on monday just to be sure, although there wasn't much chance for infection to be passed because both of us stayed pretty far away. There's always that chance though, as there was plenty of groping and whatnot.
blaksmith666
2009-01-15, 21:14
Well good luck and if it still wreaks after a shower, don't touch it could end badly.
Saline Colors
2009-01-15, 21:28
ITT: attention whoring.
Shutup asshole, if I was a guy you wouldn't be saying such.
I find the female's body gorgeous and incredibly arousing, and I don't think that sexual intimacy should be limited to a single sex.
Numberjumbo
2009-01-16, 00:44
You should post pics of yourself then.
Rainycity
2009-01-16, 00:48
ahahahhaha that is hilarious
southernsun
2009-01-16, 01:07
The first pussy I ever licked out stunk of stale piss and dogfood, was fucking horrific.
Saline Colors
2009-01-16, 01:08
You should post pics of yourself then.
My pictures are in the totse gallery
Small Land Mammal
2009-01-16, 01:18
My pictures are in the totse gallery
Link?
Rainycity
2009-01-16, 01:21
The first pussy I ever licked out stunk of stale piss and dogfood, was fucking horrific.
more like fucking guttah
Numberjumbo
2009-01-16, 01:36
Link?
http://www.rehojinn.com/cpg1416/displayimage.php?album=675&pos=0
Saline Colors, you get my apologies.
Saline Colors
2009-01-16, 01:48
http://www.rehojinn.com/cpg1416/displayimage.php?album=675&pos=0
Saline Colors, you get my apologies.
Accepted. That picture was from when I was about 16, though. I have no recents.
Numberjumbo
2009-01-16, 02:43
How old are you now?
Small Land Mammal
2009-01-16, 03:14
http://www.rehojinn.com/cpg1416/displayimage.php?album=675&pos=0
Saline Colors, you get my apologies.
I'd hit it........................... With my penis!!! Oh snap!
Saline Colors
2009-01-16, 16:47
I am 22 now.