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twinrage
2009-01-14, 23:59
I was sitting one of my exams last wednesday, and you'll never believe what happened!

This was one of the hardest exams this semester, everyone was dreading it, luckily for me though, I had a nice cheat sheet to help me through, I had made an alternative paper of my own with graphs, notes, that I would just hide inside the exam paper for the day. It worked a charm and I've pretty much aced the exam, but something else happened that day, something very interesting.

I'm one of those guys that likes to have a break every now and again, sort of every 20 minutes or so, I look around the room, sometimes wink or smile at the invigilators, this time I was doing that and caught a glimpse of a young, blond haired, blue eyed invigilator, I was taken back by it all, I thought it was another student at first, so I waited till she was nearer and put my hand up, asked a bullshit question about calculators, just wanted her to come over to confirm she was an invigilator as I didn't see her at the start of the exam. Anyway, I said thanks and said "there's not many like you" and she turned round and said "What?", to be honest I was feeling weird now, having this conversation with a fucking invigilator in the middle of an exam, I told her she was fit as fuck and how they usually don't get any young broads in, I think this was the first time anyone had said something like that to her, because she took a shine to me.

She walked past my desk later and slipped a note on the table saying "put your hand up to go the toilets" so I sat there thinking wtf, has she caught me cheating, what exactly does she want? Well, I figured she fancied me so went for it, stuck my hand up and off we went, before I could ask what it was all about she'd locked the door and locked her lips onto mine. I knew what that bitch was after, and she took my belt and trousers off before I could get a word in, her lips quickly wrapped round my bell end, to be honest it was some of the best head I've ever had, I mean this bitch knew how to work a cock, then she sat me down and pressed her fanny right in my face, rubbing it right in my fucking mouth, luckily I know how to work a fanny so I was playin with her g-spot until she climaxed, and the bitch started squirting all over the shop, her screams were probably heard in the exam hall, anyway the emotions took both of us and I ended up picking her up slamming her hips on a sink and bashed her gash for a good twenty five minutes, with no rest or any bullshit, then of course I came on her tits, soaking her.

We'd been in there fucking ages, and I came back in with about 10 minutes to go, copied down a model answer and left. I tried to speak to the broad after the exam and she just slipped a mobile phone number written on a piece of paper into my back pocket, then slapped my cock through my trousers.

I thought about not going with her to the toilets but it was one of the best decisions I ever made.

zuperxtreme
2009-01-15, 00:06
Unprotected sex with whores ftw.

Angry Blue Bird of Death
2009-01-15, 00:28
I don't approve of this

Idiosyncrasy
2009-01-15, 00:47
It probably didn't happen, but good story.

Nerd Fangs
2009-01-15, 00:59
[x] archive for bullshit induced lulz

Lockie666
2009-01-15, 01:14
Thread = Fail

You didn't fuck her in the ass.

LSA King
2009-01-15, 01:51
Complete and utter fail.

Numberjumbo
2009-01-15, 01:53
that means you're gay, kids

BlackopsNinja
2009-01-15, 01:53
fuckin british slang. i had to look up like 6 words.

infidelguy
2009-01-15, 04:36
yeah i had to look up invigulator.

its okay bud, i believe ya ;)

kelsokid18
2009-01-15, 05:28
Someone blow this asshat out of a torpedo tube!

monkmaster
2009-01-15, 05:35
Little did he know this was a new school administration initiative to catch cheaters.

You failed buddy.

Revvy
2009-01-15, 08:47
[x] archive for bullshit induced lulz

Quoted for:

[x] Truth
[ ] Falseness

skyclaw441
2009-01-15, 11:49
Great piece of erotic fiction. If only the text files accepted these kinds of stories anymore. Your creative hand would make the section a million times better.

captain_pants
2009-01-15, 11:59
Well I hope you had fun. I bet when you woke up from your dream during the exam you soaked your exam papers with your drool.

Pill Popper
2009-01-15, 12:06
I only approve of gay sex with zek

Fixed for teh TRUTH

lulz

glutamate antagonist
2009-01-15, 12:55
I was sitting one of my exams last wednesday, and you'll never believe what happened!

This was one of the hardest exams this semester, everyone was dreading it, luckily for me though, I had a nice cheat sheet to help me through, I had made an alternative paper of my own with graphs, notes, that I would just hide inside the exam paper for the day. It worked a charm and I've pretty much aced the exam, but something else happened that day, something very interesting.

I'm one of those guys that likes to have a break every now and again, sort of every 20 minutes or so, I look around the room, sometimes wink or smile at the invigilators, this time I was doing that and caught a glimpse of a young, blond haired, blue eyed invigilator, I was taken back by it all, I thought it was another student at first, so I waited till she was nearer and put my hand up, asked a bullshit question about calculators, just wanted her to come over to confirm she was an invigilator as I didn't see her at the start of the exam. Anyway, I said thanks and said "there's not many like you" and she turned round and said "What?", to be honest I was feeling weird now, having this conversation with a fucking invigilator in the middle of an exam, I told her she was fit as fuck and how they usually don't get any young broads in, I think this was the first time anyone had said something like that to her, because she took a shine to me.

She walked past my desk later and slipped a note on the table saying "put your hand up to go the toilets" so I sat there thinking wtf, has she caught me cheating, what exactly does she want? Well, I figured she fancied me so went for it, stuck my hand up and off we went, before I could ask what it was all about she'd locked the door and locked her lips onto mine. I knew what that bitch was after, and she took my belt and trousers off before I could get a word in, her lips quickly wrapped round my bell end, to be honest it was some of the best head I've ever had, I mean this bitch knew how to work a cock, then she sat me down and pressed her fanny right in my face, rubbing it right in my fucking mouth, luckily I know how to work a fanny so I was playin with her g-spot until she climaxed, and the bitch started squirting all over the shop, her screams were probably heard in the exam hall, anyway the emotions took both of us and I ended up picking her up slamming her hips on a sink and bashed her gash for a good twenty five minutes, with no rest or any bullshit, then of course I came on her tits, soaking her.

We'd been in there fucking ages, and I came back in with about 10 minutes to go, copied down a model answer and left. I tried to speak to the broad after the exam and she just slipped a mobile phone number written on a piece of paper into my back pocket, then slapped my cock through my trousers.

I thought about not going with her to the toilets but it was one of the best decisions I ever made.

...and then you woke up.

Your pants needed cleaning.

Gadooosh!
2009-01-15, 20:14
fuckin british slang. i had to look up like 6 words.

That's what you get for being black.

SLice_760
2009-01-16, 12:28
OP, that is some epic win right thar. Good job sir.

Also

[x] meme is really really gay.