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Quageschi
2009-01-15, 04:21
What are some things that are physically wrong with you?
For me:
- Psoriasis, luckily it's not bad, just small patches on my elbows and knees. It is however pretty gross looking, and makes me hate wearing short sleeves or shorts.

- Heart palpitations, my heart beats weird as fuck pretty often. Sometimes it even stops for a few beats (not fun on psychedelics). I went to a doctor and he said that is nothing to worry about, but it's hard to ignore.

- Under weight, I'm a little scrawny fuck due to having an insanely fast metabolism and not working out at all. Nor do I have the time or money to eat 4000 calories a day.

- Small bones, I have small bones as well, which doesn't help me being under-weight at all.

- Constipation, it's not so bad anymore as I shit once a day now but once a month or so I will miss a few days. When I was a kid I used to enjoy holding my shit in (I would shit like once a week), and I think it fucked up my digestive system.

- Digestive noises, my digestive system gets real loud sometimes especially in the morning when I wake up and at night when I go to sleep. It makes all sorts of gross bubbly gassy sounds, although I don't fart that much. Alcohol almost completely stops this from happening, and olive oil can go a long ways too. Probably a result of holding in my shit as well.

- Dislodged ulnar nerve, this is the nerve that is more commonly called your funny bone. I broke the tendon that holds it in place while throwing my arms around on a roller coaster. Stupid doctors didn't diagnose it properly at first and by the time it was done right it was to late to fix without having to relocate it (which would result in a scar running the full length of my arm.) I don't notice it to often anymore, but it makes doing any sort of tricep exercise excruciating, because the nerve snaps in and out of its socket. I'm holding out for medical advances allowing for a new tendon to be grown to hold it back in place.

- Eyes, I am near-sighted and have to wear contacts, my eyes aren't terrible but not the best either. I have night and day lenses though that I wear for a month straight, and don't even feel them, so I don't mind to much.

infidelguy
2009-01-15, 04:29
you jive ass turkey.

tvbdude
2009-01-15, 05:56
I have a disease similar to anemic, acid reflux, and I have eczema on my hands

13579
2009-01-15, 07:15
I don't really have any.

Every once in a while my left knee will get all fucked up, start snapping and cracking and I won't be able to put any weight on that leg for awhile, but that's about it.

Mitchell Y. McDeere
2009-01-15, 08:44
Type 2 diabetes. Makes me have to watch what I eat. Not so bad, all considered. If I didn't have diabetes I would still want to monitor my eating habits, so i guess it works out ok.

Revvy
2009-01-15, 09:02
Fucked up finger on right hand, got crushed as kid.

RemadE
2009-01-15, 09:25
Crohns disease - but luckily I have steroids to combat the inflammation that ravages my gut, therefore i'm built like fucking Superman.

radioteeth
2009-01-15, 09:39
Asthma, which seems to act up in response to random allergens, eg: pollens, pet danders, weird mold dusts, etc.

It comes and goes for months at a time, and I can go for days without using my inhaler at times.

Revvy
2009-01-15, 09:41
Totse is a bunch of cripples tbf.

Mik-O
2009-01-15, 10:03
Vitiligo on hands, knees and feet
Urticaria for 2 years

-_-

Lockie666
2009-01-15, 10:11
Cronic nigger disease.

Galgamech
2009-01-15, 11:57
Nothing that effects me really