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Drox
2009-01-15, 06:06
Do you consider it to be against unwritten man rules to whack off to the thought of a good buddy's girlfriend?

Agent 008
2009-01-15, 09:09
Nobody cares what you whack off to.

silverballs
2009-01-15, 09:36
No, a picture is usually a different matter though.

Chichi
2009-01-15, 09:41
Whoever follows the "Man Rules" or the "Guy Code" or what ever is a fucking faggot.

You do not put your male friends before your heterosexual desires. Ever.

Because that's gay.

Galgamech
2009-01-15, 10:34
Nobody cares what you whack off to.

This.

Angry Blue Bird of Death
2009-01-15, 10:49
It's a little weird, I'd never think of a friend like that.

chrislol
2009-01-15, 11:02
i dunno never got the chance, all my buddies gf's are fucking fugly.

deus-redux
2009-01-15, 14:22
Nobody cares what you whack off to.

-deus-

Aquabania
2009-01-15, 15:43
it's ok if you imagine you are him

sexy sexy ben with that beautiful godess of his...

coma
2009-01-15, 16:30
put it this way...if you found out some guy you know was jacking off with YOUR girlfriend in mind, would you not feel slightly smug and mighty that your girlfriend was another mans fantasy?

Spntneous
2009-01-15, 16:50
put it this way...if you found out some guy you know was jacking off with YOUR girlfriend in mind, would you not feel slightly smug and mighty that your girlfriend was another mans fantasy?

probably, but I still wouldn't want to know :) What you wank off to is your own biz..

Cant Quite Tell
2009-01-15, 17:18
i dunno never got the chance, all my buddies gf's are fucking fugly.

fugly is already fuckin ugly, you don't need to say fucking.

Docta?
2009-01-15, 17:29
The f in fugly stands for fat

Angry Blue Bird of Death
2009-01-15, 17:48
The f in fugly stands for fat

It means fucking ugly

PirateJoe
2009-01-15, 18:08
The f in fugly stands for fat

All his buddies' girlfriends are fucking fat ugly?

Docta?
2009-01-15, 18:17
The ampersand is silent. It's used to mean fat and ugly in my peer group anyway.

Korivan I'Alagmarae
2009-01-15, 18:24
Nobody cares what you whack off to.

this.

lostmyface
2009-01-15, 19:56
I like guys, i like the way they walk. but what i really love is the smell of a man, the way his hand feels around my pert breast1

wow, dude bit off topic dont you think

ArmsMerchant
2009-01-15, 20:25
What is this unwritten man rule thing? Any valid "rule" should apply equally to all genders.

IMHO, the only rule that matters IS written--"Do it unto others as you would have it done unto you."

RiVAL
2009-01-15, 21:21
Whoever follows the "Man Rules" or the "Guy Code" or what ever is a fucking faggot.

You do not put your male friends before your heterosexual desires. Ever.

Because that's gay.

If you put a Bitch before a friend,
you mush have "Chronic Bitch Dependency "

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chronic+bitch+dependency

Chronic Bitch Dependency (n.) - A disease that leaves a person addicted and dependent to a bitch. If that bitch decides to leave him/her, that person becomes an emotional train wreck and does nothing but lay around and mope. In worst cases, that said person would think he/she is in an R&B music video- something worse than self-mutilation.

The only cure for Chronic Bitch Dependency is learning how to control the bitch and make her behave- hit the bitch if she doesn't do what you say until you achieved desired results.

Example from a film:
APNS: "Uh, Mr. Dubuois my name is A Pimp Named Slickback and this, sir, is an intervention."

Tom: "An intervention?"

APNS: "Your friends have reason to believe that you are suffering from Chronic Bitch Dependency, Mr. Dubuois. May I call you Tom?"

Tom: "Is this some kind of joke?"

APNS: "Tom... Bitch Dependency is no laughing matter. Addiction to a bitch can fuck with your friends, your health, and scary enough, even your money. It's a disease, Tom."
(~Boondocks, season 2, episode 2)

blaksmith666
2009-01-15, 21:34
Whoever follows the "Man Rules" or the "Guy Code" or what ever is a fucking faggot.

You do not put your male friends before your heterosexual desires. Ever.

Because that's gay.

So you'd fuck your best buddies girl just to get laid, knowing that if he caught you you'd be out a best friend?
What a dumb little shit.:rolleyes:
There are tons of bitches out there OP, find a hotter one.