I get bored at work and I'm interested in anyone's ideas as to what things I could do to excite my day.

Slip an XXX video into the kids' vids section

i like that but it's too obvious and my manager would see it herself and know it was me. it's too much to have been a simple mistake.

Try to nail the female manager

Jackoff and cum into the gumball machine. Then watch kids buy gum ballz.

Steal?

Jackoff and cum into the gumball machine. Then watch kids buy gum ballz.

Not bad but how's he going to do that without anyone seeing? ;)

in the bathroom then put it in a cup then pour it over like a rich sauce on an american delicacy

Cum into DVD cases?
Take a piss sample then use a needle and syringe to suck it up and finally puncturing popcorn bags and letting your golden fluid pour onto someones unsuspecting popcorn?

Rearranging the covers on the cases so the wrong movies match the wrong boxes therefore creating a huge dilemma when taking out movies.

Steal Some movies and edit them at home with snippets of porn halfway through.

Be at the desk when people come in and when they have turned round lie on the floor behind the desk.
Thus when they come to take out a film simply rise from the floor
:P

These were just off the top of my head.:D

You can go next door and talk to Dante, or go out front and get a 5 sack from Jay n' Silent Bob.

You can go next door and talk to Dante, or go out front and get a 5 sack from Jay n' Silent Bob.

5 Sack?
Dontcha mean 5 bag?

Do what my friend did. Create a bunch of bogus accounts and rent out DVD's, movies, games ect. And snag what you want.

yes, just save some cum and put it into a syringe, then buy a couple gum balls and inject them with cum. then put them in the little tray so a little kid is like hey a gumball! And eats it, then he will bite it and cum will gush all through his mouth. Every video store has a gumball machine, so this will work epicly.

yes, just save some cum and put it into a syringe, then buy a couple gum balls and inject them with cum. then put them in the little tray so a little kid is like hey a gumball! And eats it, then he will bite it and cum will gush all through his mouth. Every video store has a gumball machine, so this will work epicly.

i lol'd.